Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h Trump: "We're building a tremendous military facility at the White House. It's a ballroom with a drone port on top."
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He thinks he’s building a villain lair in Call of Duty.
Ah yes cuz its always smart to put active military bases in the nations capital where how many people and civilians live?
Wasn't that a song from "Oklahoma!"? Something about a surrey with the fringe on top...
And the coordinates are common knowledge easily input by enemies into long range weapons. What a moronic pronouncement.
All along, the ballroom has been a distraction. He’s desperate to get that “military facility,” (i.e. bunker) completed before Jan 2029. He knows he will need it to protect himself from the American people when he refuses, yet again, to voluntarily leave the White House
He looks like shit. Tick tock, Donald
A drone port. I wonder what that will be used for. /s
This fat lump of shit thinks he's gonna hide in there forever.
Courts disagree.
Can't wait 'til he's isolated in it.
I just hate it here now.
He was just in front of thousands on stage at the World Cup - it was totally embarrassingly to witness as an American. He needs NO ballroom.
If he ever gets that monstrosity built, when his term is done he’s going to shut himself into his bunker and refuse to leave. 4 Presidents from now, he’ll be like Lazlo from Real Genius, sneaking around in the ductwork
Our adversaries were prepared for a drone port but aren’t going to be able to handle a ballroom with a drone port. Stable Genius does it again!🤡
And water fountains synched with “Tiny Dancer” while firing ICBMs
That’s going to be convenient when Trump wages war on America next.
I hate this man.
It's called a Führerbunker
Who the fuck is we? It’s yours but we are paying for it.
I have a question... What's a drone port?
Cartoon villain lair
Fucking dotard.
There's not gonna be a peaceful transition of power if he can help it 😓
He's on borrowed time. Follow Epistemic on YouTube: youtube.com/shorts/PiHJE...
We shall see.
And when did congress approve that?
So a military target 🙄
And now that 5 Democrats voted to merge the Israeli military with ours, they can continue their work bsky.app/profile/nerd...
How bout throwing in a couple of nuclear warheads?
Are they high school kids behind him?
Yes, it's a Georgia afternoon in July, but could the "crowd" look and act any less enthused?
Just as the founders intended 🙄😵💫🤡😵
He's gripping the lectern so intensely that he can't do his stupid "accordion hands" thing and can only gesture with one hand. (but yeah, he's in great health. Nothing to see here folks.)
during mid-sentence
A Ballroom, a bunker, a drone port!
Liar
Translation: "I'm not leaving. Drones will be supplied by the companies in which my vapid son's are shareholders & board members." Such fun
“…just as the founders intended“
Führerbunker
Blue sky really needs to add a laughing emoji.
Note to Trump - all you need is a building with a roof to put a drone port. Rebuild the East Wing and you have a perfect spot.
pookie47 needs a nap and a diaper change.
Just more taxpayer money wasted by THE NAZIS.
WTAF?!?! So he's planning on using drones against the American people?
What a turd!!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Which is it? A military facility or a ballroom?
Because "security" is a major concern of his bsky.app/profile/oliv...
Stop wasting our fucking money on your bullshit projects that always fail, #LoserTrump!!! 🖕🏻
If it's a "military facility" then it'll definitely be fair game for our military adversaries. If he was smart (HA!) he'd say that they're building a hospital or an orphanage or a Cold Stone Creamery on it.
All his childhood dreams are coming true! He'll be king of the hill and can shoot people down from his very own castle.
Because he’s going to hunker down after the elections, he’s never leaving.
His make-up team HAS to write a book after this is over. Somebody is getting paid to apply ham-colored spray on him everyday.
How to make the White House a target
Shitler Bunker.
What the hell is a "drone port" anyway?
A bunker then.
You aren't building shit at this point bub.
So that makes the ballroom a valid military target. Can the Houthi’s or Iran do something funny here?
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!
I don't care the cost. I want it torn down and restored. Not only that, they will absolutely have to go over the place with a fine toothed comb as I am sure there are dozens of listening and other devices that have been placed.
Completely unnecessary except for he thinks somebody's coming to get him personally.
He looks awful, is there some weird connection to Mitch McConnell?
This man’s a military genius. Take the biggest operational capability of drones - maneuverability/“stealth” - and paint a fucking bullseye on a big stationary target. And what the fuck is a “drone port”? What did he misunderstand that has this rattling around his empty skull?
We have military facilities, they are called bases. The White House is for the Executive Branch which is civilian. If you want to live in a military facility - join the military and get out of OUR White House. Also, quit trashing it.
So, the ballroom is a military facility? No wonder he wants to spend all that money on it.
The Fuhrer bunker is coming along well, I see. America, wake the fuck up.
Anyone else reminded of raw steak? 🥩 what’s up with him.
"Achieve Bond villain status" was apparently on his to-do list
Way to make your house a legitimate military target dumbass.
That's great! Gas is $6.50 a gallon. #Idiocracy
Uhhhhhhhhh
Nobody cares you nonce
He looks like shit. Red,bloated, sweaty face.
👍😁👍🫤😏🤷😡🤬👀
I will take super soakers modded for high clay content mud for $1000.
Our enemies don’t even NEED agents anymore. They just need a notepad and a pen w disappearing ink.
Even got this woman confused
He looks sick as a dog. So to speak, I mean.
Trump "you dumb fucks are paying for it and before I forget you will never be allowed in it"
Also: trump is going to die in the next 7 months
Sure.
Well it's a ballroom for high testosterone people like the Village People. You know military
He looks like a spoiled can of ham.
The people house shouldn’t be a military facility
For himself. Not for anyone else. His Hitler bunker.
"And a bunker for me and Eva."
And now everyone knows about it, genius.
I spoke to god,im gonna make it As for the rest of America he said ur fucked
The Whitehouse will become a legitimate military target and not a civilian target
Y'all.....What the fuck we doing
... and therefore we're going to use Pentagon funds to pay for it.
I read it too fast as “bathroom with a drone port.”
Why do we need to launch drones from the WH?
Where is he getting the rubles?
Just like everything else he’s done, I’m sure there’s a kickback included in the contract for himself. Of course it’ll be fully stocked with his son’s drones too. Good Lord when is accountability coming for all this 🐂💩
This is what happens when a paranoia ridden malignant narcissist is given the means to control all the taxpayers $$$ and the power to do whatever he wants unchecked by the obedient toadies handpicked to provide him cover to do so.
He's riding the lectern, can't even support himself. ⌛
He's building a fortress around himself for the military coup d'etat he has planned in 2028. He intends on remaining there.
Donald, his Family and sycophants will be so deeply embedded in the White House, Americans will have difficulty extracting them.
Furherbunker
He I’ll never step Foot in that bunker. He will Be Out of office by then one way or the other.
Forget what he's saying, that man does not look well. Physically. Sweating, bloated face and body. Something ain't right there.
scaredy-cat
💭 🤔 Totally insane!
America, laughingstock of the world.
Welcome to Trump's Fantasyland...
Holy shit I just saw the AI picture he posted on truth social of this 'drone port'
Like I’ve said the day he got back in. He ain’t leaving folks
Can't imagine why the founders didn't put crenellations on the original white house.
Wow. Not so energized behind him anymore are they? What happened?
Yes - the Bunker. Every of this guys love it. Hitler, Stalin, Putin - why not for the best one of all. Thank you for the attention - John Doe
That kind of facial sweat comes from oily makeup and too many stimulants.
"a tremendous military facility" is exactly where all leaders of democracies should live.
that sounds like a missile silo
His problem, not the people's problem.
So now the White House is a permissible military target? Other countries can bomb it and claim a legitimate military reason? Dolt.