Luke Andrews

@attaboy.ca

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Eternal optimist, daily pessimist. Occasionally I write more slowly at https://slowtech.space/

Netherlands National Team x Patta Pre-Match shirt, black with garish orange lions and chains and stuff all over it
Two Dutch national team players look sad. One is wearing a garish black and orange shirt.
A red-winged blackbird perched on a skinny tree branch with its beak open, with a clear blue sky behind
Screenshot of Toronto Star article with the following passage highlighted: She pointed to several “quality of life issues,” such as taking a stroller down a clear sidewalk weeks after a snowfall, taking her kids on the subway without worrying about safety, and moving around the ward or connecting to other parts of Toronto without “debilitating” traffic.
A young cherry tree in blossom on a sunny, spring day is wrapped in utilitarian wire fencing. A city of Toronto sign is attached to the fencing that says, “Recreational Trail. No winter maintenance. Use at own risk.”
Temporary fencing with a prominent DANGER sign surrounds a cherry tree in blossom at High Park in Toronto.
A huge temporary sign that says “Enjoy Cherry Blossoms in High Park” with an ad for curbex.com blocks the view of the cherry blossoms on a beautiful, sunny day in Toronto.
Screenshot of the Electoral Cartogram of Canada, showing election results for the House of Commons in Canada as of April 13, 2026.
Jarvis Cocker sings and plays guitar on stage with Pulp behind him and an array of colourful lights
A white Portuguese water dog runs happily in a snowy field with blowing snow
A screenshot from the website of The Times, with the headline, “Trump calls Europe ‘decaying’ group of nations with weak leaders”, and a photo of Donald Trump. The headline is rendered in the typeface Times Modern.
Willow, a white dog with a black patch on one eye and a black nose smiles for the camera while showing two teeth in a very boopable pose.
IQAir report showing cities in the world ranked by worst air quality. Detroit, Santiago, and Toronto are the top 3.
Screenshot of the LCBO website’s listing for Four Roses bourbon, which says “This product is produced in the U.S. and is no longer available in response to U.S. tariffs on Canadian goods.”
Map of Gulf of Mexico labeled “Gulf of USA Defense Covering Connor McDavid in the Slot”
An oven LED display that says Bake twice, once for upper oven? once for lower oven.
Neighbouring headlines on the New York Times: “Populist Revolt Against Elite’s Vision of the U.S.” and “Trump’s Victory Is a Major Win for Elon Musk and Big-Money Politics”
Jarvis Cocker and Pulp performing at History in Toronto
Photo of the April 8, 2024 total solar eclipse just as the totality is concluding
A fluffy white dog plays an electronic piano. Sheet music book is open to “MIDNIGHT RAIN”.
a package with the label “YOUTH SCENTED CUSHION INSOLES”
The exterior sign for Restaurant Boustan, with a 514 area code phone number and a picture of a cedar tree. “Livraison”