AttackCowboy

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Yeehaw fuck the law 🩷💛🩵

A little cloaked elf mini all painted up un turquoise and white and purple
5 elves and a treeman mini all painted in charlotte hornets colors posed together
A red head elf mini with her arms thrown wide in an “are you not entertained?” pose. She’s painted up in white turquoise and purple uniform.
A little metal elf lady with arms spread eagle standing on tree branch on a base on my desk. Her hands are obviously plastic and swapped on
A redone charlotte hornets logo with the cartoon hornet but the team is now named Tal Lotte
A grumpy looking tree man and elf in turquoise white and Blue uniforms. They’re old metal warhammer minis converted to blood bowl
Two books held in my hand in front of grass. They are Annihilation for Beginners and Odd guide to the flowers of portland
A real and purple and white clothed forest elf mini pointing and getting ready to throw a football.
A bowl of bow tie pasta with corn tomatoes and avocado
Three elf minis holding footballs and painted in charlotte hornets teal purple and white
Picture of me, a bearded white dude looking pleased with myself wearing a giant necklace with a scoreboard on it holding two boxes of donuts next to a football pitch playmat for miniatures
A square flat board with green frame that links like dirt with leaves that has little squirrel football players on it
A weird spider creature made of flesh colored silly putty and junk
Two elf minis painted up in charlotte hornets teal white and purple holding foots balls surrounded by other elves
Two crows by a water dish and a smaller dish with dog food. The adult crow is eating the food and the big dumb dumb baby is trying to get its parent to feed it.
A small square ice cream sandwich cut in half with a layer of strawberries in the middle
a rectangular wet palette with paint blobs on it in a variety of colors tending to the blues and pinks
The cover of A Drop of Corruption
A 5 foot long stuffed blue dinosaur laying on its back in the grass on a retaining wall with a big paper FREE sign taped to it. A white dog is sitting on the sidewalk in front of it.
Half a red plastic egg-shaped silly putty container full of flesh colored silly putty with a cube of flesh colored silly putty on top
A white dog asleep in a grey dog bed shaped like a fuzzy pita pocket.
A while bowl with light brown whipped cream in the bottom
A quart jar of granola
Picture of me, a tattooed beard white dude, wearing a sleeveless shirt with a white dog outside
The cover of The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett
The cover of The Highlands burn held in my hand
Two little elf minis holding footballs. On the left is a blond hair metal looking guy in charlotte hornets teal and purple on the right is a dark squid masked guy in Seattle kraken colors
the beautiful picture of two middle aged men dancing from the quoted tweet in a gold frame over a bed that is actually made for once.
Another version of the BK logo with steiner math as the text which reads: YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SAMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
The burger kind logo filled with the trainspotting choose life opening monolog which reads: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?
A team of high elves painted like sea hawks
Selfie of my cute face in front of cherry blossoms. It’s a face worth sitting on.
Selfie of me with a market coloredin flower tattoo surrounded by black and white tattoos
The magic card wild mongrel
A team of little elf minis all painted up in Seahawks silver navy and green and ready to play Blood Bowl
A magic card with the art replaced with the orange cartoon cat Heathcliff wearing a pink helmet with HAM written on it. The card is Ajani Nacatle Pariah and the rules text is some MH3 bullshit about bringing a cat buddy and becoming a planeswalker
Photo of my face in front of tribes of lights outside. I’m wearing a purple hat
Selfie of me in a grey hoodie holding an orb light in font of my face
Selfie of my face looking directly into the camera. I’m a generic but cute bearded white dude
Heathcliff comic shoiwng the titular cat walking down the sidewalk away from a MEAT shop next to a giant robot. Heathcliff is wearing a helmeat and hold a flag that both read MEAT which is also written on the robots chest. The two MEAT shop workers stand and watch syaing "This should improve sales"
A team of armored football playing high elves painted in Seahawks navy and chartreuse
Blood bowl elves painted in Seahawks uniforms that are like half done
A pile of board games. The bottom is a mostly covered Wave length and going upwards are railroad tiles the crew Pit monikers flip 7
Selfie of me in reading glasses and a paint brush looking intently at the camera
Cover of the curious incident of the dog in the night-time
Two embroidery hoops with simple sweethearts that read TACOS and Giant Asses
A beautifully decorated cookie cake shaped like a heart that has chocolate letters that read cum down my throat
Selfie of me with a new shiny nose stud looking smug and cute
A basket of fries and vegan popcorn chicken behind hush puppies
Selfie of me in a fleece duck vest looking cute.
Two little elves painted in seahawk blues and chartreuse
A dropper of vitamin d being dropped on a nerd gummy cluster
Selfie of me in blue plaid looking cute
The cover of The City & The City
A cute cartoon Vancouver Island marmot wearing an orange and teal toque with Mukmuk written underneath.
Three painted minis. One elf has a shiny metal hat and is painted in Seahawks colors. The other elf and treeman have Miami dolphin colors
A keyboard with white red blue yellow and gray keycaps that look like comic book
A hound dog with a purple hoodie draped over her trundles into a pockets shaped dog bed and curls up
My Jean pocket with a flat container of sliced turkey
To the left of the Jeff VanderMeer books are the aforementioned this is how you lose the time war and a bunch of Murakami books with field guide to dumb birds of North America