Thomas! (Philosophical Zombie)

@attackofthetom.bsky.social

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Dad. Aspiring Game Dev. Coffee-addled Front End Dev. Actual Neckbeard. Filthy Genwunner. Star Wars and Star Trek aficionado. Adult Bluey fan. Chaotic Good. Radical like a Ninja Turtle. Anti-enshittification. My brain is alphabet soup.

Kurt Vonnegut’s illustration of an asshole, which looks like a crude asterisk, from Breakfast of Champions
Bart Simpson from The Simpsons, smiling, with test that reads "Madre de dios! The legends were true!"
The original fat PS2 in all of its chonky glory
Possession (1981)
Jesse Plemons as Captain Robert Daly from the Black Mirror episode "USS Callister"
Cancer Boy from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Playstation and XBOX shooting themselves in the face with shotguns, simultaneously saying "Take that, Valve!"
John DeLancie as Q from Star Trek The Next Generation. He is wearing white against a white backdrop.
Sonic the Hedgehog laying back and saying “I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding”
The Pokemon Trubbish
The kids from Code Lyoko
Cover art for PS2 Atlus game Samurai Western
Data from Star Trek The Next Generation, with text that reads "I do not need any more centers."
Ziro the Hutt and Sy Snootles in Star Wars: The Clone Wars
A Vulcan from Star Trek doing the Vulcan salute, with Earth in the background. There is text that reads “This planet is full of assholes.”
Top image: John Waters on The Simpsons, pointing a ray gun. The background is the planet Namek from Dragonball Z Bottom Image: Vegeta getting a laser blast through his Saiyan armor straight through his chest
Key art for Nintendo’s upcoming game Splatoon Raiders
Painting of Frieda Kahlo, overlaid with text that reads "Cinco De Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday this year. This phenomenon won't happen again until 2037, so plan accordingly."
Map of the Galar region from Pokemon Sword and Shield
Simon Belmont from Captain N: The Game Master, smiling and looking at himself in a mirror
Chancellor Gowron of the Klingon High Command from Star Trek The Next Generation, smiling and with text that reads “Glory to the other franchise today!”
An image of Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones in the show of the same name, being stared at by David Tennant as Kilgrave/The Purple Man. Jessica is overlaid with text that reads “Star Wars Fans trying to enjoy Star Wars”. Kilgrave is overlaid with text that reads “Star Wars fans making sure you don’t enjoy all of it.”
Four screen photos of actress Judith Hoag, posing in each with one of the Ninja Turtles from the original eighties movie
Doctor Strange saying “I love you in every universe”
GIF of James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano looking disgusted and walking away
The Pokemon Venonat
Left: Ewan McGregor as Obi-wan Kenobi with text that reads “Obi-Wan according to Star Wars” Right: Eman Esfandi as Ezra Bridger with text that reads “Obi-wan according to science”