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Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains

Promotional poster for a collaboration between Michaels craft store and Jonathan Adler the potter and designer
Meme featuring an actress from the old Orbitz Gum commercial. Text reads: “Gen Z won’t understand, but this woman dropped one of the hardest lines of the 2000’s.”
SWA seat back with the tray table heavily taped up so it won’t open
Amarillo forecast. Current temp 60 degrees f; high 84 degrees; low 46; freeze warning
Facebook ad for “the queen’s gambit” board game. Chess dot com comments : “why do I feel like there’a already a name for this?”
The sad little piggie has lost his back legs and the pink on his snout , bottom lip, and cheeks is worn down to pewter gray
Photo of Tyson Breaded & Stuffed Chicken Cordon Bleu
How the Flinstones Saved Christmas : image Of Fred and Barney in a sleigh being pulled through the air by Dino
Notice that my fed employee group life insurance rates will go up because it is my birthday
Scene from Sopranos: Silvio Dante tells Tony Soprano: “They discriminate against all Italians as a group when they disallow Columbus.”
When he worked as a communications aide in the office of Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions during the Obama years, he was so widely disliked by his conservative colleagues on Capitol Hill that Republican staff in other offices would invent or spread malicious rumors about Miller, such as that he liked to play with porcelain dolls.
Coldplay screenshot “Yeah, they were all yellow.”
A red motorcycle with a luggage platform behind the seat. On the platform, held down by red bungee cords, is a Bible in a cloth case with “Footprints” embroidered on the outside of the case
Screenshot of Wikipedia entry for Lea Michelle addressing the rumor that she is illiterate.
Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts looking troubled in a scene from the Pelican Brief (1993)