Jillian, tired

@audiojillian.bsky.social

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She/They. Audio editor, Tilly’s Trans Tuesdays. tillystranstuesdays.com 🏳️‍⚧️, aroace, #ActuallyAutistic. Abomination in the seminary. None gender, left femme. Ma Hunkel, but trans. Cashapp/Venmo/Throne vvvv https://linktr.ee/audiojillian

A black t-shirt with the Golden Girls. Sophia has a bandana and sunglasses. Gold text reads “Thug Life: Good as Gold”
The Police Squad meme, slightly remixed: tonight's episode: THE PATRIARCHY'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH
Grey cat Nova stands on her hind legs trying to get a better look at the birb on the screen.
A poster for “Man of La Mancha” starring Robert Goulet in full conquistador finery and an exquisite handlebar mustache. He’s accompanied by Sancho Panza and those damned windmills lurk in the background.
Ten years ago: tortoiseshell cat Mimi in her fat era, sitting on the back of a couch by a window.
The inverted triangle of kitty. Left: tuxie Loki Right: void Kona Center: torbie Nova
FOOTAGE NOT FOUND (BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED)
Madonna (?) and Ernest P. Worrell looking at each other. Madonna sings seductively while Ernest looks scared stupid. Text reads: “VARNEY SIZZLES IN SEXIEST ERNEST FILM TO DATE!" Bruce Williamson, PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
Closeup of me in the same outfit as the last one, but the pink pendant and nostril and septum rings are more visible.
A plus-size, woman-adjacent person in a black knee length shark bite dress that has green flames around the bottom and cold shoulders. They are also wearing black rimmed glasses and shoulder-length dark-rooted blonde hair and black sandals.
Text screenshot. under a photo of James Talarico in a cowboy hat, text reads: “It's James Talarico. Is there ANYTHING I can say to convince you to chip in just $1 to my campaign today?”
Jillian, September 2021. Egg cracked, but about 2 months before HRT. At the station, wearing red glasses and a Jake the Snake Roberts tee. Growing out hair.
TL Hopper, a seedy plumber/wrestler in a soiled pair of khakis and white tank top, glares into the camera with his plunger far too close to his mouth to be sanitary.
A dumbass Pakled says “I CALLED THEM WOKE THAT MEANS I AM SMART”
Weather app screenshot: WEDNESDAY, JULY 22 MOSTLY SUNNY 106° F 106° 80° FEELS LIKE: 124°
Grey torbie Nova caught mid-meow, hiding in a box and looking nervous
12 enchiladas in a pan. Red sauce, flour tortillas, cheese and onions visible.
Movie poster featuring some of the movie characters including Gavin Macleod as “Nojack”, and Jamie Farr and Jon Byner as “Studsky and Hatch”.
Jesus McConaughey smoking and saying “Flood it again”
Me in the car, black tank top and shoulder length wavy rooted blonde hair. And red cheeks. Face cheeks. Perverts.
Julie Chen Moonves in a blue dress walking through a blue door with a kind of swirly, multicolor timey-wimey background behind her.
Me! Light reddish blonde hair (at least in this lighting) and a yellow flowery top. My back is to the mirror and in its reflection you can see a full head of hair that goes about halfway down my back.
The Arby’s Meme Maker. You’re Having I’m Arby’s
Arnold shooting Sharon Stone in Total Recall
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Me, David Bowie tee, wavy shoulder length rooted blonde hair. And bangs!
Steve Martin as a waiter in the Muppet Movie, asking Kermit and Piggy “Don’t you want to smell the bottle cap?”
Me again, trying a blonder wavier wig that goes past my shoulders but not all the way to my bewbs
Me in a longer mermaid-esque strawberry blonde wig.
Me, purple top and a blonde wig that has some dark roots showing.
Three wigs of varying lengths and colors sitting on pink stands.
Me today, still wearing beaded bracelet in asexual pride colors (purple, white, grey, and black) with a tree of life charm on it.
Me! Sitting in my office full of gay and or nerdy stuff, wearing no glasses, a black tank top and black baseball cap that says “Keep talking. I’m diagnosing you.”
The classic Star Wars farm boy Luke Skywalker figure. Not mine because it still has its light saber.
A white woman with flawless makeup wearing a short spiky pixie styled wig (I assume anyways) with blonde and brown streaks. Idk what you call that exactly.
Side of a van that says “Service Beaver Home Services” with a cartoon beaver (probably) with a tool belt and cordless drill.
An Olay ad featuring a mature woman talking to the camera and an anti-wrinkle cream or some shit. They’ve put before and after pictures of her jawline over her chest and it makes her look like she’s wearing an open sweater and showing off incredibly fucked up breasts. Wonder if this one will set off the mod crew.
An ENCO sound board program on 2 monitors, hanging precariously over a classic analog radio board. Better times.
Me, blue glasses, silver nostril and septum rings, a blueish purple tank top, with a navy blue neck fan around my neck.
Ben Affleck and another girl listening to the phone together.
Pumpkin Pie Spice creamer. No.
Tobias Forge, looking a lot like Bun
Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson are on Hardball, staring in disbelief at a screaming possum. They didn’t think the possum would fit in so well.
Major Kira in extreme tear filled joy as she’s surrounded by the colorful light show that is currently Odo. Oh yeah. They’re totally doing it.
Badly photoshopped photo of 2009 me in a Madonna-esque wedding dress. You know. For fun. For a laugh.
A man and a woman stand on a roof that overlooks a spectacular view. They look like they’re trying to ignore the fact that a dog has its nose underneath the woman’s dress sniffing her crotch. Text over the woman reads “Kids just wanting to play dodgeball”. Text over the dog says “Republicans”.
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A MIQ featuring @seancbass.bsky.social wearing a clown nose. The quote is “Everybody fucking hates you, dipshit”