Audrey Goldberg Ruoff

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Author HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED (out now) VENGEFULLY MATCHED (fall 2026) used to teach HS English, now I teach MS ELA still assigns reading in random conversations She/her 💖💜💙 🌈 Insta & Tiktok: audreygoldbergruoff rep: Jessica Mileo at InkWell Management

the cover of Vengefully Matched by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff
A graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Ned and Chuck kissing through plastic wrap in Pushing Daisies
the cover of HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff. It’s a purple cover with a magical teashop, a white woman with brown hair, jeans with rolled cuff, and a puffy pink jacket. She’s leaning into but not touching a white man with curly dark hair, black pants, and a green blazer. There is a little white fluffy cat and a sign on the teashop in the shape of a teapot that says A Novel. The art is by Camila Gray.
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff's HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED TO YOU, pitched as about a grumpy Addams Family–inspired witch; the devil-gifted, sunshine girl-next-door he's been in love with forever; and the PUSHING DAISIES–esque curse keeping them from laying a single ungloved finger on each other, to Melanie Iglesias Perez at Atria, in a good deal, for publication in spring 2025, by Eva Scalzo at Speilburg Literary Agency (world).
A family portrait illustration done in the style of Addams Family. A white haired Witcher looking man in a pinstriped suit, a long black haired woman with green eyes and dark red lips in all black, and a son and daughter, the son curly black haired and the daughter long black haired wearing a Wednesday Addams inspired collared dress. The kids are in their late 20s, the parents in their mid 40s. It's inspired by the Addams Family. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram.
A picture of skelly Steve, a Halloween skeleton decoration, dressed for the summer in a pink bikini and rose gold aviators, sitting at the kitchen table. Hell yeah skelly Steve. Even if you’re not anatomically correct, you’re pretty amazing for $30 a few years ago at a home goods.
The image is a mood board. It includes a picture of a pirate ship on the sea, a close up of the seahorse carvings at the helm of the ship, a pirate woman in the shadows with just her outlined body and sword visible, scarlet flowers, a stained glass Star of David, a compass and map,and a close up of a freckled face.