Au_Faye™

@aufaye.bsky.social

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Science, ethics & welfare led dog behaviour consultant, sometime artist, all time sh!tposter Cohabiting with the loudest dobermann currently on the planet Micro dosing speed so I can partake in a capitalist hellscape (badly)

A Bolton news article with photo of flying ants text reads Flying Ant Day 2026 potential dates revealed for natural phenomenon
A dobermann looking up through very overgrown grass and weeds on a public footpath
A poster mimicking the Russian constructivist poster of a woman yelling into geometric shapes. It says “other people’s dogs recall the FIRST TIME they are asked to.” There are cut outs of dogs hopping from the text and ones peeping over the top of the main geometric shape
Screenshot of Spotify Recommend audio books How to Survive in Medieval England Metal Detecting: Tips, Techniques, and Tools
From Bolton News, photo of the A and E at royal Bolton hospital, headline is 4 attend A&E as suspected lightning strike hits Royal Bolton Hospital
A bowl with liquorice all sorts but it is almost entirely the sandwich ones, there are not any liquorice berty basset or the tube things
manish malhotra Wearing a black Indian bandhgala with a wildly intricately embroidered narrative cape over the top. The embroidery is in white, in various styles, done by hand and features references to Mumbai, with text, 3D elements and tassels.
A dobermann stood on a dog bed in a kitchen looking at the camera, she is wearing dog knickers and fluorescent pink suspender braces to keep them up. She may actually be off out to start a ska band, though.
A dobermanns sleeping head covered in white powder
A bag of some sort of food supplement called “Ultra Turkesterone Complex” with an incredibly veiny muscular man on the pack, next to a pair of seemingly elbow length heavy duty black rubber gloves
View of a blue light through a soapy driver side car window
Flexi leads in ridiculous strapping holsters
A blurry dobermann mouth fast approaching a ball on a rope
A dobermann on a bed, she has two human pillows and is sleeping with her head propped on them
A dobermann going shoulder down into something that smelled absolutely disgusting
A dobermann running towards the camera looking quite gleeful
A hand holding a ceramic worm that is coiled like a spring - it is bright pink and has a smiling little face.
A metro stop and street from the tram - ad posters on the wall are cut in a way to say “ugh” “wat”
A dobermann with a black jumper on in her bed on the floor with a blanket covering her. A purple cushion is poking out from the side of her her head. She actually doesn’t look very comfortable considering she’s on her own mattress with a memory foam topper
A plastic figurine that is a yellow rubber duck with a smiling orange beak but it has the muscular legs of a man
A Facebook post With the text “Does anyone wany These balloons before I pop them” above a photo of a French bulldog sat next to a mantelpiece on a flokati rug. Along the mantle are white and gold balloons and a balloon 1 7
A dobermann looking up to the camera very sweetly, she has fox poo on her head because she’s a demon
A blurry dobermann grabbing a ball on a rope looking gleeful
A track list on a music app - Can't Go to Sleep • DJ Limited, Sub Z…
Screen grab of phone photo settings “Reset Suggested Memories Reset People & Pets Suggestions You can choose to reset previously blocked Memories or People and Pets in order for them to appear in new Memories and Featured Photos.”
A white crate on wheels with a woman sat in it grimacing and looking down
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A car screen with A Phone List Offering the following Connection Options Hellbitch (2) Ben's iPhone (2) Sara's Galaxy S20 FE
A promo image British Countryside Animals Series BADGERS Free Talk 1 pm - Saturday 10 January Bolton Museum Lecture Theatre With an image of a badger
A drawing of Marcus the worm on an iPad with a reference of a screenshot of Marcus
A dobermann sleeping, her head is leaning on a wooden sofa arm. Her teeth are visible because her face is smooshed
Screenshot of Merriam-Webster new years skeet Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026. Let's. Go. My 2026 Word zip-line
Marcus the worm sort of fish pouting up to the viewer on a glitchy background of Marcus
My calendar widget telling me in three different colours that it’s Christmas Eve
A box of paper sandwich bags with dog treats in them
A large pencil eraser with a drawing of a dog pissing on a Christmas tree on it
Human rights campaign logo which is two yellow rectangles on a blue background
A work desk with a step stool, two yoga blocks and a 5kg weight on it. There’s a Perspex tube duct taped to the yoga blocks and a camera tripod slid into the tube and duct taped on with a phone stuck on the end of it
Guardian article - Rage rooms: can smashing stuff up really help to relieve anger and stress? Image is of a person wearing a boiler suit and protective head gear with a visor holding a wrecking bar as though about to hit some stuff of a chipboard shelf. Spray painted on the wall is “become one with ya rage!”
Still of an Instagram reel, the shot is completely black but the person talking in it is wearing a highly reflective jacked and their dog is wearing a jacket of the same material. The caption says Be Seen Be Safe PROVIZ REFLECTIVE DOG
A dobermann curled up on a flocked blanket on a mattress on the floor, she’s wrapped in a striped blanket and folding her feet beneath her.
Screengrab of an email subject and opening line - Mrs Hanks Letter - November 2025 Dear Parents/Carers, Please see the attached letter from Mrs Hanks. Kind rega...
A litter bin with a St George cross badly spray painted on it
Metro article with a photo of the Archetypal case study of Far-right brain rot Steven Patrick Morrissey singing into a microphone with the headline - Morrissey cancels entire tour due to 'extreme exhaustion' after scrapping US shows
Facebook marketplace ad Free- MISSING CAT With a photo of generic black cat sat next to shampoo bottles
Screenshot of an Online news article Image of salt being poured on a latte - Ask A GP: Can Salt In Your Coffee Calm Anxiety And Jitters? Here's what a doctor thinks about the claim.
A dobermann backlit by winter sun, sat on fallen leaves in front of trees
A dobermann on a toddler mattress on a carpeted floor she is leaning on 5 pillows and covered in a blanket
A Facebook marketplace listing for “kids sit on horse” the horse looks like they have just come off a long shift, got stuck in traffic and now have to deal with their useless partner and screaming children.
A possible design for a blanket, it has a chihuahua with butterflies on their head glitched and repeating with butterflies around the top the background is white noise and there’s a screen burn frame. It’s fluorescent colours and pixelated and the word BELIEVE is written repeatedly up the middle.
Bald man who looks pretty dead on the inside wearing a fluorescent yellow T-shirt with NOT A GHOST on the front, it says BUT DEAD ON THE INSIDE on the back
A dobermann now having moved on the toddler bed is now propped up on two cushions and shrouded in any number of blankets. One of her back paws sticks out
A dobermann on a toddler mattress on a carpeted bedroom floor. She has a blanket over her and any number of pillows
Lines scraped into stone, 1902 is legible
A yellow blue and purple image of a dog having their teeth checked by a pair of hands, they look like they are disassociating. Text reads - I CANNOT CONTROL THE BEHAVIOUR OF OTHERS, BUT I CAN CHOOSE HOW I RESPOND TO IT.
A bright over exposed collection of images of a chihuahua in a white blond wig and a diamond choker in various states of apparent disassociation, text reads - I will stop comparing myself to other people, and choose to be happy and live my own life.
A fried chicken meal make believe play set for children 3 and up
A screen grab of an Amazon filter that says “Gender Fidget Anxiety”
A skewed clip frame on the wall of a GP containing a print of a photogram negative of fern fronds and a leaf. There is a poem top left of the frame.
News story - Ecuador arrests five for alleged presidential assassination attempt