August Kepler 🦦🌌

@augustkepler.bsky.social

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He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 | Lvl 30+ | IT Industry | Linux | FOSS | Data Privacy & Ownership | 🚫AI | Twitch | Chill | Memes | Casual gamer | FFXIV | Home reno & DIY | #ProudlyInAnUnholyUnion 😂🖕

A screenshot of my phone's home screen. The wallpaper is the original character Coyote Whiteclaw, created by Chai, who is a stereotype of a young adult attending a furry convention. Their body is adorned with mismatched apparel including striped thigh-high socks, a puphood and chest harness, random merch they picked up in the vendor hall, and a fursuit tail; and they're carrying a bluetooth speaker, a red solo cup, and a vape.
A drawover of a picture of a person sitting and holding a Nintendo Switch Joycon in one hand and a small bird - I think a parakeet - lying on their back in the other hand. The bird was drawn over with Zappshot's character.
Screenshot of recent messages. Sent: I promised my mom I was not going to put my life on hold or cancel my plans. I told her I'm going to have fun in Atlanta for her. She spent her last few years going on cruises with her cousins. She wants me to go on adventures and enjoy my life as much as I can while I can And I'm going to do just that Received: We're gonna help you accomplish that. ❤️ 1
Kerfur, from Voices of the Void.
Screenshot of the cooking stream of BarleyTheBurr and BBNO$ - currently live on Twitch and TikTok
A screenshot from Rollercoaster Tycoon showing a wooden coaster with a raised station platform, and a wooden path with a steep grade leading up to the exit.
Meme of Spongebob ascending into heaven
A billboard for a law firm that's been photoshopped with an image of the support character Symmetra from Overwatch, with edited text on the ad that reads, "Injured? Go fuck yourself you injured piece of shit."
A cutscene from a game where a girl gets hit by a car in an exaggerated comedic fashion, gets up completely fine, then trots across the street to a shop and says chipperly, "It is cheaper to buy vegetables here!" I've added text above the car to represent my anxiety, the girl represents me, and as she runs across the street I wrote, "Me getting back up and not giving a fuck and moving on with my life, 'cause I'm over this shit, and I ain't letting dumb brain chemicals run my life."
The original "brogle" meme, a child's school drawing of broccoli.
A recreation of the "brogle" meme of a child's school worksheet, representing Carl's kobold OC, Sully. The fill-in-the-blank text at the bottom reads "What is your favorite vegetable? Koble"
A screenshot from today's Nintendo Direct, April 2, 2025, showing Kouichi Kawamoto, Producer for Nintendo Switch 2, introduction themself wearing a jacket that appears to be several sizes too big for them.
My Hrothgar character in Final Fantasy 14, sitting on an outdoor mat on a remote floating island where nature is fourishing. In the background there are other floating islands; the one centered in the background has 3 visible waterfalls. Also, this is an S-Tier location to take your date or fuck buddy. I'm just sayin.
Screenshot of my previous draft in which the text I wrote was all question marks, and the Blue Sky app was asking me if I was writing in Korean.
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Old, very weathered wooden steps leading into an outdoor shed, lovingly known as The Clubhouse™.
Me holding a 3kg can of sausage gravy.
An advertisement for an aluminum folding chair. It's a photo of a person carrying the folded chair through what appears to be a natural park, and there's a diagram shown beside her comparing the weight of the chair, which is 7.28lbs, or the rough equivalent of 7 apples, allegedly.
A product advertisement for an IKEA shower head called "Brogrund."
An ad for a clickbait article which reads "Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucets at Night If You are Alone, Here's Why" including an image of a person spraying WD-40 into their bathtub faucet.
Twitch.tv thumbnail of Juiceps incredibly close to the camera in VR, distorting his face and making his snoot appear MASSIVE.
A photo of the live performance of Moulin Rouge the musical, featuring the highly popular dance: the "Can Can."
The peanut butter, sweet hot sauce, and jelly sandwich sitting on my plate, half- eaten.
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich with agave jalapeño hot sauce.
Front porch decorated for Halloween. Minimal props, mostly colored lighting.
A black cat stands at the front door of this home, looking curiously by the front door on Halloween night.
Depression meme. A stick figure entering the room asks, "Yo you good bro?" The other stick figure, crouched in the corner of the room, dark scribbles everywhere representing unhappiness or depression, they reply, "Yea im good"
Bobby Hill with a cartoonishly large brain, from the TV series King of the Hill.
A simple color-over of my OC as the tired wojak meme that I threw together on my phone in 5 minutes.