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A black and white cat is asleep on a pink blanket. His mouth is slightly open and his tongue is visible.
A black and white cat sits in a carrier. He is sniffing the strap.
A black and white cat is laying on the couch next to his mom. His belly is up and he has one paw reached out. His mom is gently holding that paw.
“How I feel about Mondays.” A black and white cat is buried under a grey quilted blanket. Just half of his face is visible.
A black and white cat is laying on a bed, in a pile of pink blankets. His front paws are stretched out and he is looking at the camera
A black and white cat is curled into the shape of a shrimp on a multicolored blanket.
A black and white cat, sits staring at a closed door.
A black and white cat is snuggled up, sleeping on a green blanket.
A black and white cat sits under a lit up fake christmas tree. He is staring directly at the camera.
A black and white cat is asleep on a pink blanket. His paws are curled up by his face.
A black and white cat peers out from underneath a fake christmas tree. He is staring at his mom intently, who is taking the photo.
A black and white cat is sitting on his mom’s lap and crochet project with his butt to the camera.
A black and white cat sits on a couch in an orange jack-o-lantern costume. He is looking at the camera almost as if to say “WTF.”
A black and white cat is underneath a fitted sheet, scampering around. When he looks at the camera, his pupils are dilated.
“Keeping an eye out for the Sunday Scaries.” A black and white cat sits on a cat tree with his head shoved into the small open window space. He is looking outside.
“I am wasting away without any attention.” A black and white cat has his head on his mom’s computer lap desk, looking back at her as if he is looking for attention.
“Oh, you were wanting to see this?” A black and white cat sits in front of a tv playing an American football game so his owner cannot see the score. The room is dark and the cat is backlit by the tv.
“Look in my eyes: You will give me more food.” A black and white cat stares at the camera. He looks like he is trying to convince you of something.
“Some bunny paws for Caturday.” A black and white cat lays on his back with his belly in the air. His front paws are folded like bunnies.
A black and white cat sits, watching birds on a big screen tv. At one point, he looks out the window, like the bird noises should be coming from out there.
A black and white cat is laying on a grey couch. His eyes are half closed, making it look like he is so over whatever you are saying.
A black and white cat stares up at the camera on his back.
“I heard its whisker Wednesday.” It’s a close up of a black and white cat’s whiskers, nose, and mouth
“don’t cry, just dance” A black and white cat looks up at the camera with his mouth open.
“Excuse me, I do not take videos of your baths.” A black and white cat is bathing his face but stops, side eyeing the camera.
“I’m a great coworker. I give loud purrs for support, flick my tail to keep mom cool, and even help type on the computer.” A black and white cat sleeps on his humans desk. Her laptop screen is blurred in the background.
“Can’t you see I’m trying to sleep here?” A black and white cat is laying on a couch, halfway upside down. One eye is slightly open and he looks like he is mad.
“Caturday is here and it is time for a nap.” A black and white cat is asleep on a pink blanket. His paw is covering his nose.
“This is my favorite toy. No, I do not care it is broken.” A black and white cat lays with his paws stretched out towards a toy dragonfly. The bottom of the dragonfly has been chewed off.
“MOM IS HOME!!! I have not left her side to make sure she doesn’t leave again.” A black and white cat sits on a pink and white rug and a green lily pad toy, staring up at his human. He is surrounded by a caterpillar, dragonfly, and ladybug toys.
“My mom did in fact forget me but I guess this other guy isn’t so bad.” A black and white cat lays upside down, looking at the camera. A human hand is petting his side.
“Mom got out a new box for me. I’m not sure I’m a fan.” A black and white cat is sitting in an open suitcase, staring at the camera.
“moooOOOM!! I SAID NO PAPARAZZI!” A black and white cat is laying upside down. His face is blocked by his two front paws. He seems to be saying stop.
“Lazin’ around on a Sunday.” A black and white cat is laying on a pink blanket. His face is towards the camera.
A black and white cat stares into space. He looks perturbed with his mouth slightly open
“Paint me like one of your french girls. (Mom says to say the flowers are fake).” A black and white cat is sprawled out, tummy up on a dining room table. He is laying next to a small vase of fake white flowers.
“Selfie for Caturday.” A black and white cat looks at the camera. It looks like he is taking a selfie.
“This is the way I look at mom when she is not giving me some of what she is making.” A black and white cat sits in the kitchen a foot away from his human staring up at her.
“Thank you Flanoy for the magnet! I am so excited that my mom had trouble getting a photo.” A black and white cat headbutts a magnet for a taco truck with Flanoy’s face on it.
“Put your paws in the air like you just don’t care. It’s almost the weekend!” A black and white cat is asleep on a couch. The picture is of his upper half, with his belly towards the sky and his paws in the air. One paw is over his head.
“Hot tip from me: Mom cannot work if you sit on Mom’s lap.” A black and white cat sits on his owners lap, leaning into chin rubs.
“My mom was gone most of yesterday so I threw up on the rug to house my displeasure.” A black and white cat is sitting on a reusable red bag. He is looking at the camera with his left ear in airplane mode.
“I smell chicken… I can have some?” A black and white cat stands with his two front paws on the dining room table.
“It’s okay mom, I can help fold laundry” A black and white cat is sitting in the middle of a pile of unfolded towels on a bed.
“Mom woke me last minute for Whisker Wednesday. I am unamused.” A black and white cat is laying with his chin on a white blanket. His eyes are slightly open and he looks like he is giving you side eye for waking him up.
“I got my mom this card for Mom’s Day. Do you think she will like it?” A black and white cat is sitting with a pink card in front of him. On the card an orange tabby cat is looking up at a pair of human legs. The card reads, “Happy Mother’s Day From The Cat. You’re so good at letting me shed on your clothes, rub on your ankles, and tickle your nose…”
“A rainy Friday calls for a nap.” A black and white cat is asleep on a pink blanket with his front paws stretched out.
“Peets up for Whisker Wednesday.” A black and white cat is laying on his side with his back paws in the air and his front paws crossed.
“Mom got me a new bed so I can sleep next to her as she works. I can also see the birds from here!” A black and white cat is curled up in a wicker bed on top of a pillow.
A black and white cat is laying on a pink rug. One of his hind legs is splayed out behind him while the other three limbs are neatly tucked underneath him.
“Mom. It is too early to wake me up.” A black and white cat has his front paws stretched out and his head resting on a back paw. His eyes are half open, giving you a scathing look.
“I heard it is whisker Wednesday.” A black and white cat is asleep on his back with his paw curled up by his face. His white whiskers can be seen very well.
“There were scary noises outside today so I hid in the shower curtain.” A black and white cat is laying on a pink bathroom mat. His back half is covered by a white and floral shower curtain.
A black and white cat walks with a yellow plastic ball in his mouth. He pauses and then continues walking towards the dining table.
“I got to look outside today!” A black and white cat looks out an open sliding door. At one point, he lifts his paw like he might try to attack something outside.