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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us without teeth

On Thursday, the man, Andrew Paul Johnson, was sentenced to life in prison, after a Florida jury found him guilty of five criminal charges, including molestation, lewd and lascivious exhibition and transmission of material harmful to a minor. Police reported that Johnson, 45, tried to keep the children quiet by telling them he would share millions of dollars in restitution money he expected to receive from the Trump administration in connection with his Jan. 6 case. "He said not to tell anybody," one of Johnson's victims testified.
One Piece Volume 61
Quote from arch demon Russ Vought "We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected. When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work because they are increasingly viewed as the villains."
BUSTILLO: Back at the expo, a scattered group of protesters heckled applicants, regardless of if they were applying for ICE or not. That did not seem to deter those who wanted a job. But not all came with a specific goal. I spoke to Terry Rhodes, who said he applied after conservative activist Charlie Kirk was fatally shot just a short drive away. He said he wanted to do something. TERRY RHODES: Whatever I can do. BUSTILLO: What do you feel like needs to be done? RHODES: We need to go focus back - honestly, we need to focus on our families and God and loving other people. BUSTILLO: And what about the - your role of deportation officer you think helps you do that? RHODES: Probably doesn't - I don't know. I don't know. BUSTILLO: Ximena Bustillo, NPR News, Provo, Utah. https://www.npr.org/transcripts/nx-s1-5534437
A package of House Foods firm tofu 4 pack
Bugs Bunny sawing something below him
Screen grab of a YouTube video reading "JD Vance CALLS OUT Hasan Piker | Hasanabi reacts"
Puella magi madoka screenshot with text reading "you don't have to turn into a magical girl if you don't want to" with wind turbines in the background
3 kea parrots on the ground, the middle kea pushes a traffic cone over while the others watch
Screenshot of text reading "Although the rules of the establishment probably prohibit people in bathing suits from participating in their deliberations, Superman ignores them as well as the other laws of physics, logic, and life in general."
Screenshot from NYT article about doge staffers focused on Alexandra Beynon the former head of engineering at a ketamine therapy company
Portrait of a long haired tuxedo cat
Photoshopped picture of Jordan Peterson with an anime collection in a neat and tidy bedroom
Screenshot of article paragraph reading; She reported the incident to a supervisor but a week later was informed that she had been sacked for failing to inform a “salaried member of management” about the interaction, which was deemed a “security risk”, she said. "She reported the incident to a supervisor" is highlighted for emphasis
Screenshot of new article headline reading; Concerning": Elon Musk Calls Out Jeff Bezos' Ex-Wife MacKenzie Scott For $16 Billion Donation While some have praised her generosity, others, like Musk, have raised questions about the potential influence of concentrated wealth on societal norms and public policy.
Edited screenshot of dril tweet reading; issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding ted kaczynski. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
Screenshot from gift guide of Atlas Shrugged part 2
Tuxedo cat stretched on top of the arm of a person trying to type
Cat in a tunnel on its side, pushing its head against a bedframe leg