2x Award-Winning Podcaster Dana Lexa

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Dana Callista Lexa. She/her it/ . Trans. Sapphic. Autistic.💕my spouse, Elaine. Professional Magical Girl and Evil Gay Aunt. Recent Doll. Listen to me on SuperIdols! RPG Find podcasts I'm on and other stuff I make at http://danamak.es/

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Wow cool robot meme but the Gundam is Pink from Deltarune ch5, the bullet being fired over the player's head says, "Kris has their own wants and needs you may disagree with but will need to reconcile with", and the player is saying, "Wow!! All dolls are plural!!!"

obama: *punches me* what is my alter
me: fuck you ass hole
obama: *throws a chair at wall* how do i get a alter
me: got o hell

Bottom of a bluesky post, with text saying "500 likes 82 reposts 47 saves" in that order, above the buttons for Reply, Repost, Like, Save, in that order

Then, 18 years later, came the big breakthrough. In 1983 Zojirushi introduced a rice cooker that was among the first consumer-oriented products to rely on fuzzy logic. Oddly, the company doesn’t use the term in its marketing, preferring instead to refer to the microcomputer (which it calls a “Micom”) that implements the fuzzy logic. Three and a half decades later, Zojirushi still considers everything having to do with the development of this rice cooker a trade secret and refuses to discuss any of it.

Cover of Animorphs #27 The Exposed, showing a girl in a swimsuit transforming into a squid.

A coffee mug that says, in alternating fonts, "Don't talk to me until I've played exactly one day of 80 Days"

Tammy wagging their tail, highlighted and labeled "this is SO important"

Pencil drawing of a fat woman made of candle wax, with a flame coming out of her head and sooty, melting hair. There are notes around it:
Lit = awake, anxious, headaches.
Unlit = sleepy
Hair = soot+ melted wax

Four pencil sketches of varying detail of a candle woman wearing different styles of boots based on candle holders, with a circular rim at different heights and angles in each sketch

Pencil drawing of Vixie, a cute mascot character holding a cigarette, and of Nixie, a photo negative copy of Vixie, crying and holding her tail

already-clicked repost and like buttons, with 5 reposts and 21 likes (each one off from 4 / 20)

A magnet of a centipoidal netherbeast stuck to a whiteboard. She's surrounded by two magnets that look like knives stuck into the board, and has "Haha, nice try!" written above her

Pencil drawing of a fat woman made of candle wax, with a flame coming out of her head and sooty, melting hair. There are notes around it:
Lit = awake, anxious, headaches.
Unlit = sleepy
Hair = soot+ melted wax

A page of notes titled "Rebecca Spooks".
The main body has debts she owes or is owed, including two debts to her roommate Ruth, because "I have been haunting her since I died because I am in love with her (SECRET). It's been 13 years, she's mostly used to it."
There is a side bar dedicated to "2005 references" like MySpace, Kazaa, Mean Girls, and Blockbuster

A 30 Minutes Missions model posing with its hands up in front of a phone stand, as a reference for the part of the comic where the doll flips a big piece of paper over.

Panel 1: Doll looking at a (relatively giant) phone, showing one bluesky message that's cut off that starts with the discord syntax for small text, and a reply that says "dollposting detect lmao"
Panel 2: the doll yells "FUCK!"
Panel 3: the doll stomps angrily to another location
Panel 4: the doll lifts a piece of paper on a ring binder (like a flip calendar) at the end of a long sign
Panel 5: the doll stands angrily next to the now-visible sign, with a counter reset to zero, reading "0 Days since the doll tried to smalltext on bluesky".

The easiest way to a woman's heart is sincerity

The scene in The Amazing Digital Circus where Pomni gets a randomly-generated name but instead of Pomni the slot machine says GROGU

waow (based based based based based based)

"I don't think I'm a boy even a little bit, but that doesn't mean I don't want to be forcefemmed, y'know?"
"yeah exactly"
"girls can be forcefemmed. its 2026."

"waow" (based based based based)

Pretty doll with pretty wavy hair

You know I FUCKING hate videosgame, Fink

The description for the Fairy class in Realis. The part where it says fairies can be "little mechanical beings" is highlighted.

Two panel comic labeled "Know the Work Rules".
In the first panel, labeled APPROPRIATE, a handsome man labeled Duelist shows a golden gun to a woman and says, "I always wield a ~beautiful and distinct weapon~." The woman swoons and says "Aww, you're sweet."
In the second panel, labeled INAPPROPRIATE, the same man is labeled Gonnist, is showing off a regular gun, and saying, "I am always identified by the ~gonne~ I carry." The woman has picked up her phone and is saying, "Hello, human resources!?"

Yes... Hahaha... Yes!

"you guys are getting paid?" meme but the captions are:
"The yuri's going great"
"Great? My yuri keeps getting interrupted by faction politics!"
"Politics? My yuri keeps getting assassinated!"
"You guys are getting yuri?"

Selfie with pink eye makeup and lipstick, and large, drawn-on eyelashes

The "gayness" never happen.

Chart of Vegapunk's various bodies and identities mapped on an axis of "girl vs robot" and "tall & hot vs funny little guy". Regular old man Vegapunk (Stella) is also on the chart, halfway between girl and robot but all the way to Funny Little Guy.

YouTube thumbnail "Anime Male to Transformation ~ Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventures body tg"

System Mastery episode 328 - Heavy Metal Thunder Mouse, published May 28, 2026. The episode description says it may be the first Fate game they've reviewed.

Big Yellow sliding in two halves along the "cut line" (ray of light) in the photo

A blonde anime woman, Doris, tells some children, "I wanted to disguise myself as Dorothy to approach Seravy"

lol nice

speaking of mental breakdowns,

The choice is yours! A cosmic buffet!

Kaz, with a big grin, leaning way too close to an embarrassed J-Ko.

Front of a Bloodline playbook, showing the name of the bloodline, Legendary Heroes, and art of a family crest.

UGH

A hot space boy with 4 arms, working on some tech shit

Cover art for "Cleaning Robot J-ko's Day Off"

Screenshot of Kashimashi. From Yasuna's point of view, a girl is asking, "Yasuna, what's wrong?" while a boy standing next to her is blurry, grayscale, and has no face

PC-98 drawing of a lady in a leopard print outfit revealing her legs and cleavage, putting her arms on her hips, drawn so small her angry eyes and frown are drawn in simple shapes of relatively huge pixels

Cute selfie in a pink sweater and wearing a counter/weight shirt

You're wing. I know now, without a doubt. Kingdom Hearts.... is light!

Pebble Time 2 watch

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

My enemy told me archers keep eating his bird men so I asked how many birds he has and he said he just goes to the cage and gets a new bird afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding bird men to archers and then his dragon started crying.

Cross section of a battery dispenser that mechanically sorts AAA and AA batteries into separate channels

Selfie wearing a headset, in the style of a game boy camera, colourized purple and pink. Taken with webgbcam https://maple.pet/webgbcam/index.html