Authur3389

@authur3389.bsky.social

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36, Employed, Just some dumb goo who likes video games and might do a dance. He/Him NSFW content (18+) MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED (18+)

Glassdoor response to someone asking if it's the economy's fault that it's tough getting a job: Data Analyst 1: It is absolutely this economy, and it's not going to recover until a certain orange man is removed from office. Sales Representative 2: Yet the socialist/communist NYC just elected is the knight in shining armor who promised "free" stuff to garner the very votes that got him in office? LOL! Data Analyst 1: @Sales Rep 2 Don't you have a Twitter account to go be annoying on?
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
"What in the goddamn...?", softly cried Chandler as he realized he was being possessed by the ghost of Benny the Swindler, morning coffee in hand.
The unwashed yellow hands of Spongebob Squarepants grasping upon a leatherbound book entitled "How To Become A Clown In Less Than 20 Minutes." A meme typically used as a cutting rebuttal to someone being a ghoul, an asshole, or an idiot. In other words, rather clownish by today's internet standards.
A poopy pic taken of a silly man's video of one's sink being one's bathroom he is breading everywhere (SOURCE: [YTP] YOUR SINK IS THE BATHROOM by cs188 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tYjognhazg)
Bobby Hill from King of the Hill in that one anti-smoking episode having smoked maybe five hundred cigarettes and looking sick as a dog. This was a punishment tactic that Hank used, but it quickly went out of control. One of the few good animations out there that actually goes into the addiction aspect of tobacco, imo.
A coyote in the field senses a disturbance in the force as it suddenly cuts to a giant ferret climbing the Empire State Building.
A thankful duck that is being considered.
Man in black shirt reading "SICKOS" on it puts his face up against a window using both hands with a speech bubble saying "Yes...HA HA HA...YES!" Also it's night for some reason.
A popcorn. The food of junk food champions and jaded movie goers everywhere.
CGI image of Wario at a summer beach resort diving into a shallow pool. Behind him is a yellow list of tips for the summer. WARIO'S TIPS FOR SUMMER 1. drink all the shampoo in the house
AOSTH Robotnik leans into his monitor and screams the word "why" infinity times because he's salty he keeps getting beaten by a sassy blue hedgehog voiced by Jaleel White.