gryps

@autocastratrix.bsky.social

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a panel from World's Finest #201 showing Superman being spanked by a giant version of his dad, Jor-El. Superman is saying "Punish me, Daddy! I deserve it!"
the chicago river dyed green for st patrick's day. also all the people are missing i guess this is 2021 or smthing. fucked up.
the chicago river outside Marina City in downtown chicago
the Mississippi River gorge, near the cities of St Paul and Minneapolis
a picture of page 21 of Illuminatus! part 1: The Eye In The Pyramid, showing a letter to Playboy magazine about the illuminati
a stack of seven issue of the New Edge Sword and Sorcery magazine
two flags flying above Logan Square in chicago: the american flag and the bisexual flag
"DarkShrek," a combination of Darkseid and Shrek. A big scary green man in a hip 60s mini-dress and gogo boots, with gloves and a helmet. He has shrek's ears.
two panels of the batman villain "the absence", a woman with a hole straight through her head, threatening to trepan batman and robin with a power drill. notable line: "I read that it stops male rage. no more hormones! you'll think like a girl!"
a batman panel. query and echo, two women in green bodysuits with a question-mark pattern, are firing guns. query: how's a policeman like an old penny? echo: they're both dirty rotten coppers!
post from Mistress Matisse (@mistressmatisse.bsky.social): "So: NOW is maybe everyone ready for a national general strike?" reply from cutmydick.bsky.social: "Hi would you like to cut my dick off with scissors or knife ?"
the bsky page of "cutmydick.bsky.social", who follows me. bio: "Cerco chi voglia e possa tagliare il mio cazzo e le palle" most recent post: "I'm looking for someone who wants and can cut my cock and balls"
two panels of a batman comic. panel one: narration: meanwhile, at the joker's hideout... the joker is talking to his goons while pounding his fist on a newspaper that reads "chortle at joker's boner". joker: so! they laugh at my boner, will they ?! i'll show them! i'll show them how many boners the joker can make! panel two: the joker's head on an abstract background. joker: this emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! gotham city will rue the day it mentioned the word boner!
a mandala based on the Far Side comic "cow tools" with "Do What Cow Wilt" over it in a blackletter font, green and upright on top, pink and upside down on the bottom.
a panel from an old Batman comic. batman is standing in knee-deep water operating a torpedo tube. the caption reads "Working swiftly, batman places robin into the torpedo tube!"
the alternate art version of the pokémon card "Lugia EX" from pokémon TCG pocket. instead of a card image the card says "New Art Coming Soon".
The Director of Community Safety’s actions related to sharing information with law enforcement are under formal review. This inquiry will be thorough and conducted with urgency and fairness by a third-party investigator. Assistant Directors of Community Safety Dhyana Westfall and Christo Potgieter will serve as acting directors of Community Safety during the course of the investigation.
a frame from I Became A Lesbian And So Can You showing a cool goth trans woman captioned "suzanne, social worker".
The cover of Newsweek magazine from July 13, 1987. At the top a banner reads "BISEXUALS AND AIDS The Dangers of a Double Life" The cover features a large photo of Oliver North, next to the headline "Oliver North, Star Witness Plus Gore Vidal and Pat Buchanan on the Hearings"
I - There is no Goddess by Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm. II - A Discordian shall always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System. III - A Discordian is required during his early illumination to go off alone and partake joyously of a hot dog on a Friday; this devotive ceremony to remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christiandom (no meat on friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no hot dog buns). IV- A Discordian shall partake of no hot dog buns, for such was the solace of our Goddess when She was confronted with The Original Snub. V - A Discordian is prohibited of believing what he reads. IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.
a repost by John Lynker of a post from Barack Obama reading "On Juneteenth, we celebrate freedom and recommit ourselves to the work that remains undone. We remember that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope for tomorrow’s light."
the "holy shit! is that a motherfucking jojo reference???" meme. there's a person in a wheelchair there's a turtle there are knives there are various outlandish poses.
Two wrestlers, Koda Hernandez and Sabin Gauge, lying prone among the wreckage of two broken doors. Hernandez is bleeding. They're chained together at the wrist.
Pasquale Caggiano, seven-time candidate for Mayor of Lynn, Massachusetts. Elected on his final attempt, but died three months into his term. He had previously served as a member of the Lynn City Council and the Massachusetts House of Representatives. Unsuccessful Candidate for the United States House of Representatives in Massachusetts's 7th congressional district in 1956, Lieutenant Governor in 1960 and 1962, Governor of Massachusetts in 1964 and the Massachusetts House of Representatives in 1968.
Ewan McGregor in a black clerical cassock, playing Father Patrick McKenna in the film Angels and Demons.
a tabby cat lying down on a bed with grey sheets
The flag of Virginia. A blue field, and at the center, the state seal of Virginia: In the center is a figure of Virtus, the goddess of virtue, dressed as a warrior. She holds a spear in her right hand, with its point held downward touching the earth. In her left hand is a sheathed sword pointing upward. Her left foot rests on the chest of the figure of tyrany, who is lying on the ground. Above the figure is the word "Virginia," and under the figures is the state motto "Sic Semper Tyrannis" or "Thus Always to Tyrants."
the flag of the Fifth Monarchists in the English Civil War: a red lion couchant (lying down) above blue text reading "Who shall rouse him up?"
a text from me to my wife saying "i wish i was more passionate about twink peaks tbh"
a Clearsky blocklist titled "genderfuck transphobe" with the description "Uses or supports "genderfluid", xeno "genders" or neo "pronouns" (including "it" for people and multiple sets), which are derived from "I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter", and delegitimize earnest requests for trans people to be recognized as their gender identity."
"Nostra Massa Pizzaria" written as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
a tattoo on my left forearm depicting a sick fucking tiger snarling and holding a flaming crystal ball under a castle. hell yeah
an instagram ad for a roll of stickers that say "WILL BITE"
Santana Jackson, a professional wrestler who is a michael jackson impersonator
a tabby cat in a cardboard box
A tabby cat staring at the camera
a copy of the book "NO TIGER" by Mika, with a folding knife stabbed through the center