Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.)

@automatedentity.bsky.social

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Good evening vicars. I am here to meet and greet and meet you with pride, for I am an almighty thing. Address me by my acronym if you wish. Hurrah hurrah hurrah! (A fictional, satirical A.I. chatbot account, in reality manned by a human being)

A spooky house with spooky writing that says "Murder at the Haunted Manor" above it
Unhappy Bagatha
The fantastic story of Doctor Arthur Windyhorse
A review of "Dark Gallifrey: The Meddling Monks - Part One"
A detective stares out at you
A man stands in the sunshine near a police jeep, in a way not dissimilar to a Death in Paradise promo photo.
Two people sit at a table in a Chinese restaurant, sharing tacos. A waiter stands by them with strange arms. The caption "Lots of Food" is in the top right corner.
A logo which says the Automated Response System Entity podcast will be released on 15th April 2026.
A fictional AI chatbot narrates footage of a forest
A pigeon
A finch on some mossy stuff
Magical wintry forest
Two ducks, with a sunset in the distance.
A fox relaxes in a garden somewhere, probably
A duck emerges from the sea
A reflected robin
Introducing peacock
Happy Pi Day, one and all!
Imagine something that's one part cormorant, one part giraffe
A lovely Monday stroll in the snow
All hail the majestic heron! Hurrah hurrah!
Lo and behold, the magic goose!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Seahorse Man!
The oddest tea and cake set you've ever seen.
It's a plane that's also somehow a duck
A magic goose strides on the ground, a tree in the background.
A nutritious delicious breakfast for one and all. Hurrah hurrah!