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Ok soooo basically what had happened was.. Gandalf came back from the dead but really he just wanted an excuse to hit the salon and get some highlights and a blowout for a glow up before returning and scaring the shit out of the 2 hobbit boys and the elf, man, and dwarf since they thought it was Saruman (ok weird my keyboard was like.. wanna capitalize on that?) cause Saruman bad even though Gandalf thinks he’s one of the more powerful of the wizards but he wants more power. Cause men don’t know when to quit it. And then mommy and daddy (Frodo and Sam) are fighting over their child (gollum/smeagul) who for a brief moment was just Sméagol until Frodo “betrayed” him (obv not he actually saved him but not how gollum saw it) and then the trees woke up and wrecked old man Saruman’s plans in Isengard. Only after pippin told them to go south instead. So that treebeard could see that the war was already wrought on the ents so he was in this war whether he liked it or not. And then there’s a new lady in Aragorn’s life bc Arwen went bye bye (not sure if she actually did but it showed her leaving 🧐) so this new chick, who wants to be everything a man is and fight for her people, is coming into Aragorn’s life to be his potential wifey if Arwen doesn’t come back to snatch him up. And apparently everyone in Gondor doesn’t know who Aragorn is anymore and they only knew boromir’s name (poor man was riddled with arrows.. if only he was stronger than his greed) and now mommy and daddy and their child are finally back together and traveling closer to Mordor. I think that’s the gist of it. 4 hr movie so. Also I only saw one tower.. ONE TOWER when the title is supposed to be the two towers 🫪 where is the second one? I know boromir said that Gondor has a white tower, but I sure as hell didn’t see it.

Baldur’s Gate 3