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Heavily JPEG artifacted Galactus: CAN I HAVE 4 BANDS
insider.com headline: Scarlett Johansson said 'The Avengers'' set felt like a 'big sausage party' Thor: SHE SAID OUR SAUSAGES ARE BIG FELLAS Entire room of avengers: HOORAY!!!
Deadpool looking seductive: I appeared on screen first Deathstroke: I appeared in comics first Deadpool: I was in my "own" movie Slade Wilson, unmasked wearing an eyepatch: I'm better looking Wade Wilson, unmasked, covered in scars like a burn victim due to his super cancer: You had to take it there... Watermark says "@562comics" Really though deadpool can easily counter with how he spends the 2nd movie killing pedophiles and slade is one
Tony Stank smiling: I Saved The Universe Captain Steve Rogers Chucking: I Lifted Mjolnir Thor cheering: I BOIL DOGS ALIVE!!! Steve and Tony begin mourning
Hela (labelled CUSTOMERS): You can't defeat me. Thor (labelled CUSTOMER SERVICE): I know, but he can. Surtr, labelled SUPERVISOR, breaks free of his prison in a fiery explosion
Tony Stank and Steve Rogers face each other next to a watermark that says something like "PLANETA POP NERD" Tony Stank: Hulk? Captain Steve Rogers: Smash... Tony Stank: Wakanda? Captain Steve Rogers: Forever... Tony Stank, now shaking Steve's hand: Hotel? Captain Steve Rogers: Trivago...
Spider-Man lying unconcious on a couch James Franco brandishing a knife: First we'll see who's behind the mask, and look into your eyes as you die *he pulls off Spider-Man's mask, revealing...* Liam Neeson as Ra's Al Ghul from Batman Begins: I told you I was immortal James Franco staggers back in shock I don't get this one
EXTREMELY small image of Tom Holland talking to Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, all in Spider-Man costume, during Spider-Man: No Way Home, with an even smaller screenrant watermark in the corner for some reason Tom Holland: PETER 3, I SAW YOU JUMPING, DID YOU SAVE MJ? Andrew Garfield: I WAS REALLY CLOSE AGAIN.. Andrew Garfield: SHE'S DEAD. Tom Holland:
SHIELD Agents who are secretly Hydra agents pile on top of Captain Steve Rogers in a glass elevator CAPTAIN STEVE ROGERS: Get the fuck off me! I need to tell them I understood that reference!
Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange smirking while wearing a hooded wind breaker with the following caption ME: OH YEAH? YOU REMIND ME OF A CHEESEBURGER TWO FACED AND NOT MUCH BURGER
Heavily artifacted, deep fried picture of Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange: DORMAMMU Let's play 8 ball!
this is gonna be hard to make alt text for it's nonsense Lisa Simpson giving a presentation: REDDIT.COM fans are trying to kill yourself for not being CHEESEBURGER *SHITS INFANT BABIES Miles smiling in bed: LEGOBABIES Wanda! Kill him! Rip him in half BOIS... SKIN YOURSELF!! masturbar THEORY: Peter Parker's calendar died Black Bolt: ACTALLY Stretched Tony Stank face in the corner: m SKIN AGE: (bad deepfake of tobeymaguire) GANSTA WHY DID HE DO IT? SKIN INFANT BABIES anyone?.... The reddit logo is superimposed over the entire image giving it a reddish tint
Caption: Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog A bunch of pictures from mcu posters of captain steve rogers looking up confused: Wait no... my hotdog...
Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds: PETER, WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT? Noted 30 year old Tom Holland: stuff Zendaya as MJ: HI GUYS! Ned: Do you really think. That you will escape God's judgement for your sins.
Mr. Knight holding one finger up as if to interject: I think about homophobic
Some amazing digital circus character. Purple bunny. The only names from it I know are Pommi and Jax and this isn't Pommi so I'm gonna assume its Jax. Jax: Hey Carnage, do you know Candice? Carnage: YOU KILLED YOUR OWN MOTHER GRRAHHHHH !!!! Jax: *giving an insane look of despair* Last panel is a movie poster for VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE
TONY STANK, bloody and dying: I need a doctor Pepper PEPPER POTTS: *hands him a can of Dr Pepper* Here, take it TONY STANK: Really? *Dies
When you're 10 and your parents ask you to bring a beer to them RED SKULL to THANOS: I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses.
news headline from insider.com of scarlett johansson (I didn't even realize her name had that many letters): Scarlet Johansson said 'The Avengers' set felt like a 'big sausage party' Captain Steve Rogers pumping his fist: She said our sausages are big, boys! Everyone else at the Avengers party: Yay!
THEY NAMED A WHOLE COUNTRY AFTER HIM??? (picture of an indonesian google search for "america" which brings up the united states of america, and not Captain Steve Rogers) (Picture of Captain Steve Rogers aka "Captain America" but we all know that's Sam's name now)
THE ENTIRE MARVEL UNIVERSE vs. GOKU AND VEGETA Goku: okay just make sure not to break too much of their bones Vegeta (standing on the right): I will take all in the left you go for the right (the order of text is reversed for some reason) Goku and Vegeta begin to make out sloppy style War Machine and Iron Man standing in front of some other marvel heroes fistpumping and celebrating: GREAT WORK PROFESSOR Professor X: TONY I DIDN'T DO SHIT
TONY STANK: Let's fight. right here, right now. BATMAN: Give me 2 weeks. I need preptime
Pregnant lady : eats an apple The doctor who was supposed to deliver the baby that day: *picture of Tony Stank bleeding and exasperated* Why would you do that?
THE MCU HAS GONE FULL WOKE NOW (two angry face emojis) Picture is of bob from thunderbolts. I think? He's tinted in red.
Greedy corporations once Pride Month is over: picture of jake gyllenhaal as mysterio wearing glasses with a pride flag on his chest I'm not gonna lie I don't get this one
MARVEL STUDIOS PRESENTS: HULK TUAH
The entire Marvel universe of superheroes standing in a crowd, facing down Goku and Vegeta who fistbump while walking towards them Goku: VAS-Y MOLLO JE CROIS QUE LES ENFANTS LES AMENT BIEN Vegeta Vegeta: OK, JE COMMENCE PAR LE TOUT VERT, CA VA CALMER TOUS CEUX EN COLLANT Professor X puts one hand on his temple and another forward, using his psychic powers to make Goku and Vegeta make out sloppy style
Boredomhit Grabbyhands as Dr. Strange: DORMAMMU I'VE COME TO HAVE ROUGH GAY SEX
Uncle Ben, dying on the floor, giving his last words to Peter Parker: KILL THEM ALL, PETER.
Black and White Robert Downey Jr's face photo shopped onto a picture of noted genAI LLM shill martin scorsese with his arms raised, with the caption ABSOLUTE HORSES
Thor holding Thanos by the head: ok thanos it time to eat your beans Thanos: noooo! I don't want to eat beans (his mouth is stuffed with a spoonful of beans* Thanos's face is now shaquille o'neil doing the "ooh" face: oooh those were pretty good
Heavily artifacted Professor X (not Patrick Stewart, the other one) holding his hand palm facing the viewer: *MAKES YOU GAY*
WATERMARK: SUPER INDIA BULLY MAGUIRE: Hey wanna hear a joke? ANDREW GARFIELD AND TOM HOLLAND: Yeah, sure BULLY MAGUIRE: Spider-Man trilogy ANDREW GARFIELD AND TOM HOLLAND: We don't get it BULLY MAGUIRE: Exactly ANDREW GARFIELD GRIMACES, WHILE TOM HOLLAND FIGHTS BACK TIERS WITH A VERY BRITISH EXPRESSION
The avengers line up from the first movie striking the poster poses: SKIN YOUR GAY PORN, ONE MILLION DIDY DOLLARS Fortnite Dr. Doom: CHEESEBURGER (the C is a little cut off) Iron Xan: *screenshot of Pickle Rick* Jeremy Renner looking miserable: NEVER MESS WITH THE REDDIT NATION AGAIN.
Stupid ass president face imposed over Wong: REDDIT SUCKS! Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange: OH YEAH? IF R/CRINGE AND R/STUPID HAD A BABY, IT WOULD BE YOU! Some fucking ai generated image of that fuckass president runnign from cops: NOOOOO I JUST GOT ARRESTED Dr. Strange winking: NEVER MESS WITH THE REDDIT NATION AGAIN Watermark: u/ligma_hands
the REDDIT NATION looking at me after i asked how much SKIN is in 10 inch BURGERS: (Picture of Paul Dano as Riddler) DOES HE KNOW?
Shuri: What do you call it when clouds form in Africa? T'challa: I Don't Know Shuri: Wakandensation T'challa: *shrug emoji*
Tobey Maguire: UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED? Uncle Ben, lying on the floor dying: I said boob without the b
homelander standing in confusion that he can't fly anymore with the caption: When you promised her 3 rounds but your dih just ain't cooperating
CAPTAIN STEVE ROGERS: I will not pay the bill. Agent Sitwell: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee. Steve: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee. *cue elevator fight scene*
Gaston from that one Disney movie holding a book open sideways while that french girl looks on annoyed, saying: HOW CAN I LAUGH AT THIS THERE'S NO (picture of Captain Steve Rogers pumping his fist saying "sausages are big")
MILES MORALES SINGING SUNFLOWER BY SWAE LEE AND TECHNICALLY ALSO POST MALONE: Needless to say Ikepochey chihuisepapa never dales clenecoisna beibi amarre
Billy Butcher from The Boys: Subtitle Error
Me upon seeing Sue Storm: *picture of Sue Storm from Fantastic 4: The First Steps* Norman Osborn: You know, I'm something of a Namor myself
Tom Holland: P: What's your name? White Wanda Maximoff: wanda Tom Holland: P: And your last name? White Wanda Maximoff: Maximoff Tom Holland: P: Marry me? White Wanda Maximoff: im sorry peter but i cant Tom Hooland: Fbut why? White Wanda Maximoff with black and white robert downey jr. behind her: double tap to edit the text
Caption: Who is getting the best head? TOBEY MAGUIRE: *eyes knit shut, teeth gritted* ANDREW GARFIELD: *mouth agape, eyes full of terror* TOM HOLLAND: *mough open in surprise but not much expression, he is 30 years old*
BLACK AND WHITE ROBERT DOWNEY JR.: It's Absolute Horses
Heath Ledger's Joker: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS SHARP HAMBURGER
MORBIUS wearing the Infinity Gauntlet adorned with all Infinity Stones: Time to get Morbed, Thanos.
Caption: When the LEGO set says 8-12 years but your son eats it in seven minutes Picture: Peter Parker in Spider-Verse with a proud expression saying "Not bad kid"
Tom Holland: Sorry I'm late! I was doing stuff! Zendaya: I'm stuff Tom Holland with his head in his hands: MJ! OMG! NO! Black and White Robert Downey Jr.: The same picture of him repeated, flipped on the bottom: I shot my wife
Benedict Cumberbatch: Knock knock Tony Stank: Who's there? Bumpernickle Bandersnatch: Doctor Tony Stank: Doctor Who? Britishname Complicated: No, Doctor Strange Tony Stank begins to roll his eyes in disgust and annoyance. There's a watermark saying @nerdxvision
CAPTAIN STEVE ROGERS: Diarrhea is hereditary AGENT JASPER SITWELL: How? CAP: It runs in your jeans Sitwell: stares in disbelief Elevator fight breaks out
(caption) Japanese guy: *finally decides to confess to his crush and his crush actually says yes* The atomic bomb: *picture of the Ultimate Spider-Man hurtling to the ground from the sky*
Caption: When the demons under your bed are about to get you but then your mom comes in to check on you Picture: Mark Ruffalo in Hulkbuster armor saying Ha! Ha! You guys are so screwed now! Dank Memes Amino banner along the bottom
WHITE WANDA MAXIMOFF: You Took Everything From Me !! THANOS: *his subtitle is replaced with a picture of a kitten facepalming, saying YOU'VE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME*
Ned making a sling ring portal: FIND THE STRONGEST AVENGER MJ: NO WAY... Out through the portal comes... PAUL BLART: MALL COP Ned: GREAT IT'S JUST SOME MALL COP Paul Blart speaking in letters cut out of his movie's poster: BRING ME THANOS
Tom Holland: Sorry I'm late! I was doing stuff! Tony Stank smirks Zendaya: I'm stuff Tony Stank smirks Black and White Robert Downey Jr. Tony Stank smirks Some faded image Iunno what it is. Sometimes I see darth vader other times I see staryu. The caption is clear and says "MAKE IT STOP" Tony Stank grins, though his face looks a teensy bit smushed Green banner along the bottom that says Dank Memes Amino
civil war : choose a side me: *picture of some ungodly fusion of chris evans and robert downey jr.*
Picture of Hulk screaming angrily with the caption: Me after finding out my little brother stole grandpa's Glock-17 and shot both our parents dead Picture of Professor Hulk calmly talking: Me realizing we all do stupid things when we're young and it's okay as long as he learns from his mistake :)