Liquid Lobster Engineer (they/them)

@avery.omg.lol

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My name’s Avery! 💖💛🩵 🧑🏼‍💻 iOS engineer 💟 Unitarian Universalist — Opinions and posts are my own, and don’t represent those of my employer

New York Times app screenshot. List of articles. Headline: F.B.I. Head Says Note and DNA Link Suspect to Kirk Killing Headline: Washington Post Columnist Says She Was Fired for Posts After Kirk Shooting Advertisement: Death Becomes Her. A broadway comedy musical.
Plate of food. In the middle is a fried fish, whole. Around the fish is lettuce, garlic bread, french fries, rice, and sauce.
A telephone handset. I press 0. Phone: [musical tones] robot voice: “ask your question, then press pound.” Me: “why was 6 afraid of 7” Long silence Phone (robot voice): “that is a classic joke. The answer is because 7 ate 9” [musical chord]
Two Schaumburg Boomers 2025 ticket vouchers lay on a paper that reads: AVERY PIERCE Donation Date: 06/13/2025 Hemoglobin: 16.1 Height: 77 Weight: 325
Outdoor picture of me wearing colorful clothes, including an 80’s inspired geometric print shirt, a black t-shirt with a cyan, magenta, and yellow pattern, and a cap with a rainbow colored star patch on it.
A selfie of me, wearing a red turtleneck and a multi-colored scarf. Out of focus behind me: a red wall and some pictures hanging on it.
Screenshot of an email newsletter. Subject: “Week of the Young Child is coming soon!” “POPLAR CREEK PUBLIC LIBRARY DISTRICT” “Week of the Young Child” Math Monday Talking Tuesday Wellness Wednesday Reading Thursday Play day Friday Monday, April 7 - Friday, April 11 Get ready for Week of the Young Child!
Cover of Gauntlet Dark Legacy for Nintendo Gamecube
Illustration of a can of Campbell’s condensed tomato soup. Generated by AI, in a “Studio Ghibli style”
Flowchart titled “daily habit to overcome your laziness and become more self-disciplined”
Incoming text message bubble: “URGENT DEADLINE: Avery, this is an urgent reminder that the CTA federal law filing is due! Failure to file the BOI report for your business may result in fines of up to $500 per day. Visit http://tailorbrands.pro/ or call (888)399-8844 for support. Tailor Brands Reply DONE if your BOI is taken care of. Reply UNSUBSCRIBE if you no longer wish to get compliance reminders.”
Timeline of American flags
Map showing the Gulf of Mexico labeled as “Gulf of Water” MapQuest
Screenshot of Pokémon trading card game app for iOS. Decks: 1. Fire type: Hot Stuff 2. Water type: You make me wet 3. Steel type: Whips and Chains
Screenshot of a Lock Screen. Weather widget: Sun 9, cloudy 30 degrees, high of 31 low of 22. Time: 14:16 Black and white film still of Irving from the TV show severance.
A still image from Severance season 2 episode 3. A tall unkempt white woman stands in a cavernous office space, dressed in a suit and tie, looking disheveled. She’s wearing a green badge on a green lanyard. The character is a Lumon employee working on the severed floor, in the “Mammalians Nurturable” department.
Blue balloon with Avery’s face rendered on it floating over a rigid shirt and suit. Apple TV+. Severance.
Mobile app screenshot. Completed 10 Steps. Interpreted your query: Fiesta Chicken Salad: lively greens, chicken, pico de gallo, corn and black bean salsa, shredded cheddar, tortilla strips, squeeze of lime, chipotle ranch dressing. Searched for "Fiesta Chicken Salad", No results found Generated estimate for "Lively Greens" Found "Grilled Chicken" Found "Pico de Gallo" Generated estimate for "Corn and Black Bean Salsa" Found "Shredded Cheddar Cheese" Generated estimate for "Tortilla Strips" Found "Lime" Generated estimate for "Chipotle Ranch Dressing" Selected Results Fiesta Chicken Salad 1 serving 425-788 calories, 29-59 grams carbohydrates, 26-48 grams fat, 22-42 grams protein
(Blurb on theverge.com) MIA SATO Headline: SCOTUS knows about Bluesky. While grilling US Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar about algorithmic blackboxes, Justice Elena Kagan made the point that it's not just TikTok where content is served up without explanation. "That's true of any search engine," Kagan says. "You can take any of these systems, whether it's X or whether it's - what are the new ones? Bluesky."
Reddit post; Title: me checking the 68th frame, thinking the “don’t have to simulate very long condition still applies” Meme: “Is this a Christmas Tree?” Man is pointing to some static
Table illustrating different types of collections. Ordered, Allows Repeats: Array. squares, circles, and triangles are arranged in a sequence. Unordered, Allows Repeats: Frequency. Square times 3, circle times 5, triangle time 2. Ordered, No repeats: X Unordered, No repeats: Set. One circle, square, and one triangle.
Panel 1: “girls after transitioning” a girl doing a curtsy Panel 2: “Boys after transitioning” a shirtless man flexing his muscles Panel 3: “Non-binary people after transitioning” David Bowie lounging in unconventional clothes lounging in an unusual chair
“Most legal edicts aren’t laws enacted by Congress but ‘rules and regulations’ promulgated by unelected bureaucrats,” wrote the two unelected men who have been tasked with cutting trillions from the federal budget and rewriting government operations.
Screenshot: Delat @delatoid; I had a dream where there were 2 non-binary flags. The regular one was for peacetime, but when we went to war we would swap the white and black stripes.