Hello, I am Dave

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It costs you nothing to be kind! 🇵🇷 🇵🇷🇵🇷 vagrant homebody Bronx mentality, Upstate reality

Go Giants
A storefront in suburban Quebec City for Jack le coq, a chicken tenders chain
MOON
Reasonable & downright Christian, Upstate NY summer temps, as God intends
Ryan Fox with an insane amount of spine tilt to hit driver. He looks like an ex-rugby player in a Pro-Am
Who am I? Can I shoot 63 tomorrow?
Jason Day practicing at Royal Birkdale wearing a high collar short sleeve lightweight jungle camo top with matching shorts from Malbon. It's incredible
A golf course in the Adirondacks. If I didn't know what winter here was like, I'd move here immediately
A 53 for 9, mostly due to a disaster at 9. Played well for 7 holes
Shot 99 at a short but challenging course near me. Golf rules, you should try it
Me showing off my Buffalo Bulls shirt (go Bulls)
A 51 for 9 I'm ok with because I putted well after practicing
Bill Parcells about to attempt emotional murder on Phil Simms
Me with a tiny schnauzer/terrier mutt named Hazel with 2 brain cells. She is perfect
A spam text asking about my expetied warramty for a car I do not own, with the response "I am going to beat you to death with my bare hands"
Happy bald guy in a bathrobe but tasteful shpulders up shot. He is smiling
Multiview, mostly golf with some world cup thrown in
49 with an opening par and mostly bogey golf after
My beloved sweaty father Patrick Ewing carried my city on his back with no reward. I love him
55 with 2 very unlucky 8s that were close to being 6s. We take it
Shot 53 on the.back 9. Mostly playing double bogey golf at this point, which is not bad.
An R6 Norristown sign from the early 2000s an old PRR alum named Frank gave to me and my buddy Jeff
Pat I still love you but what did you do bro
An assbeating the likes of which I have not taken in two years. Shocking. Even my practice swings were bad
The face of a man who died an athletic death in front of God and everyone today
Claude, a cartoon scribble of an asshole, is apparently here to DERK MUH JERB
Scorecard from today's 9 holes. Played better than I did Friday but was one stroke worse. Golf, man
Birdie on 4
Drinking good in the neighborhood, bih
Beaming idiot about to shoot +13
Brisket, peach cobbler, a keyboard, assorted golf tees. Heaven
Congratulations! We are going to beat you to death -- sincerely, Bulbasaur, Pikachu and Onyx
Terry Cummings, Ben Gordon, Z-Bo and my father Patrick Ewing is NOT the group of four you want to see in the tunnel
A MS Paint version of the goofy I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN meme but with goofy in a tricorner hat and the text I'LL FACKING DO IT AGAIN beneath
Le Secret Gardez votre secret enclos dans votre cœur Et ne déchirez pas la page du bonheur Que je cueille plutôt sur vos deux lèvres closes Le parfum des baisers comme on cueille des roses
QUEBEC LIBRE! graffiti in Trois Rivieres
Venise-en-Quebec, with Lake Champlain behind me
A chicken tender chain that is literally JACK THE COCK.
Davy Boy with a statue of René Levesque, the crypto-Americam father of modern Quebecois identity politics. Interesting guy if you don't know about him
The real deal poutine ⚜️⚜️⚜️
Smiling bald guy on a bluff overlooking the St Lawrence
Literally a chicken chain named Jack le coq. Chokey Chicken is real and it's wearing a tuque
Montmorency Falls in Quebec--absolutely massive set of falls
Four way ARRÊT sign in Quebec City, b/c language laws are hilarious
Panorama of the Plains of Abraham
The front of a déppaneur in Quebec with an ad for a mixed drink called POPPERS
Vegeta giving the finger during the Frieza saga on Namek
Vegeta being Vegeta
The back of a ford escape, red in color, with the following bumper stickers. One: a white on black sticker in all caps with JOHN 3:16 followed by the actual verse in small font below. Two: a sticker reading LET'S PRAY FOR AMERICA. 3. A silhouette of Cheech and Chong; and 4. september eleventh two thousand one. Never forget
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