Christopher Walsh

@awkwardisallowed.bsky.social

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Hi. I hope I’ll be interesting. Same handle on Instagram (I was splunge2000 on Twitter). He/him

Wide-angle shot. The roadway is clear; the airport wasn't busy at the time. More of the canopy arcing across the space from the terminal to the Short-Term Parking Garage. Some puffy clouds and a lot of blue sky visible.
Bright sunny morning. Looking up at the bottom of a pedestrian bridge and the glass canopy.
Three crows on a backyard fence. I wanted to watch someting that was not the guy moving out. This is about half an hour before he finished and left.
A different seat, a different mask (handmade with images of Imperial ships from Star Wars).
View from a back table, other patrons in view. I have my tablet, a cleaned-out Gatorade bottle I'd filled with water, and my Space Monkey Coffee ballcap.
Selfie! I have an expression that says "Hey!" I'm wide-eyed and clean-shaven.
Wide-angle. Wood ceilings in the terminal, plus the Y-shaped supports, lights, skylights and a bit of the front windows. The bottom edge of the pic shows the video airline signs behind the check-in counters.
Leaving the concourse, headed towards the exit, which is under the new wood ceilings. People go to and fro.
Will Smith as "J" gets all his fingerprints burnt off.
The very cool wood ceiling of the P.D.X. terminal, then the bar booth I'm in, then the R.C. with cherries and grenadine in front of me.
Me grinning between two llamas. They are dressed in P.D.X.-themed clothes. The llamas are chill, which is why they're good as therapy llamas. Classy Camelids from Southwest Washington brings them regularly to this airport.
Zoomed-in shot of rectangular metal frames on the far end of Concourse B. In the foreground is the Upper Roadway as it heads away from the terminal; the south runway is beyond.
Another gif, of the storm engulfing the aircraft carrier with what looks like a circular cloud.
The Final Countdown (1980). The aircraft carrier U.S.S. Nimitz sails into a storm that sends the vessel to 1941. Special effect by Maurice Binder of the Bond films.
Serious-looking man from Clickhole's "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point."
Me in bed next to my room's open window. (No, I'm not naked.)
"Thou hast undone our mother." "Villain, I have done thy mother."
Looking up at a metal framework at the end of the concourse building. Several parallel lines of metal in a repeated pattern, partly cloudy sky beyond. I am probably describing this photo badly, but it's a striking image, trust me.
Joe Bob Briggs, who says that, on "The Last Drive-In."
Wide shot, looking down the south pedestrian/bicyclist path. Max train about to leave. New terminal entry so close to getting finished. On the right are concrete supports for the Upper Roadway as it leaves the terminal.
Tilted footage of a waiting Max train soon before it left the terminal. I walked past it filming at 0.5 zoom to exaggerate the image.
Jolie poses in black lingerie, hair dyed dark blonde, while lounging on a bed for the Rolling Stone piece "The Hot List." Jolie was, and remains, very attractive.
An iced tea from the pre-security Portland Coffee Roasters. I'm drinking it while at the airport's Upper Roadway. Usually I add sugar and lemon, but this one's unsweetened.
Fred Meyer and other Kroger chains have a digital coupon for fifty cents off store-brand anti-diarrheal caplets.
Pee-Wee Herman struggling mightily to barely lift two tiny dumbbells.
Sunlight behind mottled clouds at dawn.
The American Red Cross told me "Thank you for giving blood with the American Red Cross on June 23, 2026. After first ensuring that local needs were met, your blood donation was sent to Piedmont Medical Center in Rock Hill, SC to help a patient in need."
A planter with yellow flowers at the Southeast 37th and Hawthorne public plaza.
Me at the counter; you can see the streets through the windows.
I look out a bus window at passing trees. I'm masked. (Also, the bus is passing the trees, it's not like the trees are walking or anything.)
Lucy Huber tweeted "why is male country music like 'hot girls in teeny tiny shorts I will make you my wife, bear my children, front porch, family values, casseroles' and female country music is like 'oops I killed my husband.'"
Sitting back in a big chair near the front of the terminal, the short term parking garage visible beyond the glass.
That original "Star Trek" episode where William Shatner as Kirk is holding a large crystal that looks like a dick.
Burgerville vanilla shake. Got it and a Colossal Burger at the D Concourse Burgerville. Both were good! Photo taken near the exit to the front of the terminal.
A sign at a closed Chuck E. Cheese has been partly dismantled, taking away the image of Chuck E. Cheese (full name Charles Entertainment Cheese, yes really) but leaving his outline.
Seth Rogen and Olivia Wilde. Wilde looks very surprised. Rogen looks slightly surprised.
The Far Side cartoon where the cowboy has the comically huge brand saying "This cow belongs to Daryl Jones so hands off." His cows look on, wide-eyed.
“Caravan of Courage: an Ewok Adventure,” first aired December 1984 on ABC.
Looking northwest from the walker-and-bike path next to Interstate 205. Construction vehicles have removed the top layer of soil, getting rid of the grass which used to be there, to start building buildings.
Madonna, in a red Spanish dress.
That giant space worm that tries to eat the Millennium Falcon in "The Empire Strikes Back."
An indoor tree, green and lit up, with the wood ceiling and a skylight above.
The so-called "Face on Mars" as it actually looks, at high resolution, of course it's not a face, anyone who thought so is dumb.
A Groot, a Groot, and a Groot from "Guardians of the Galaxy."
Two llamas, dressed in P.D.X. colors, wait outside the van they rode here. Soon they'll go inside and visit travelers. You can hug them, pose for photos with them, and feed carrot pieces to them.
Out the window, the intersection of Southeast 46th and Woodstock. Sunny afternoon. Cars, a parked bike, shade. The Delta Café sign, backwards from my view.
A wall of people's photos, people who were involved in the major terminal remodel. The nice ceiling work can be seen, too.
A man and lots of dots. He moves in as abstract a way as possible. He still looks like a man covered in dots, not an alien.
From above the backyard fence. The house where I rent space (left) and the neighboring house (right). Very little sky is visible, instead you see a pickup, bushes, trees, and more houses.
Clouds near the horizon have brightened a bit. In the foreground is a red house plus trees (green, of course).
Behold, a jar of shelled peanuts from WinCo. Dry roasted and lightly salted.
A big café cookie I got on break.
Partly-eaten steak and egg McMuffin, with PDX Upper Roadway and the Short-Term Parking Garage beyond.
Used car salesman Crazy Vaclav pushes a car Homer is test-driving.