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The apocalypse will be shitposted No skeets are legal advice Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager If I argue, I probably have a degree in it 我用很多语言发帖…

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Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Innistrad: Midnight Hunt symbol 7 - Rare - English EN Brutal Cathar mtgCard Printed Oracle Card Name Brutal Cathar Mana Cost 2 Type Creature – Human Soldier Werewolf Rarity Rare rules Text Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brutal Cathar, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield. Daybound (If a player casts no spells during their own turn, it becomes night next turn.) Artist Karl Kopinski P/T 2 / 2 Set MID - Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Number 7 Language English (Text excerpted, and image sourced, from Gatherer, https://gatherer.wizards.com/MID/en-us/7/brutal-cathar; © 1993-2026 Wizards of the Coast LLC, a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Reused for satirical purposes only)
A rapid rewind first, followed by an approximately 1-second-per-move playthrough, of the following chess game: Event "AxialAge vs Subhashishksr"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2026-07-19"] [White "AxialAge"] [Black "Subhashishksr"] [Result "1-0"] [WhiteElo "559"] [BlackElo "548"] [TimeControl "900+10"] [Termination "AxialAge won by resignation"] 1. e4 d5 2. e5 e6 3. d4 a5 4. Nf3 c6 5. Bd3 f5 6. O-O h6 7. c3 g5 8. Nbd2 b5 9. h3 Ra7 10. Nh2 h5 11. Ndf3 Be7 12. Nxg5 Bxg5 13. Be3 Bh4 14. Nf3 Rg7 15. Nxh4 Qxh4 16. f4 Qxh3 17. Qe2 Rg3 18. Rf3 Qh4 19. Bf2 Rxg2+ 20. Kxg2 Qe7 21. Rh3 Qg7+ 22. Bg3 h4 23. Rah1 Bd7 24. Rxh4 Nh6 25. R1h3 Kd8 26. Kf1 Be8 27. Qh2 Ng4 28. Qh1 Ne3+ 29. Kf2 Ng4+ 30. Ke1 Bh5 31. Rxh5 Rxh5 32. Rxh5 Kc7 33. Rh7 1-0
Post not found Nate @natusm.bsky.so... 4h Fuck off, dickwad. You evidently like harassing women online. 2 4 The Final Straw @thefi... 3h Oh nate.... you'll do anything to justify your hate of the LGBTQIA2S community to protect your cishet parasocial obsession. 2 ♡ The Final Straw @thefinalstraw.bsky.soci.. @axialagegamer.swifties.social @nicholehiltz.bsky.social Y'all follow this guy. Am I deserving of such visceral anger or am I in the wrong? Should the LGBTQIA2S be used as an insult against pedophiles and rapists and sex traffickers or am I "too sensitive?" 10:08 AM Jul 19, 2026
Barrista @onbluskysku... 1h I still need an answer to my question by the way. If he killed every Jew in Maine yes or no vote for him yes or no (since I've entertained your side arguments at length this will be the only question you're getting from now on) 🗨 1 ♻️ 1❤️3 NickUrfe @nickurfe.bsky... Follow How many Jews live in Maine, would you say? 9:38 PM Jul 7, 2026
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Video depicts a chess game with the following sequence of moves: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Bc5 3. Nxe5 Qf6 4. Nf3 d6 5. Bb5+ c6 6. Bc4 Bg4 7. d3 Bxf3 8. gxf3 Ne7 9. Be3 Bxe3 10. fxe3 O-O 11. Nc3 b5 12. Bb3 Qh4+ 13. Kd2 Qf2+ 14. Ne2 Qxf3 15. Qg1 d5 16. exd5 cxd5 17. Qg5 Qf6 18. Qxf6 gxf6 19. Rag1+ Kh8 20. Rg4 Nbc6 21. Rhg1 Ng6 22. Rf1 1-0
Fuzhou rapper Vinida Weng strutting towards the camera like a badass, wearing a white bustier and tight, black shorts, loosely wearing a black jacket hanging low by the sleeves around her elbows, flanked by her squad, who are swinging flashlights and wearing dark-colored, paramilitary uniforms. Original image source: https://youtu.be/XJjjy56DoTQ?t=67
An image of six musicians dressed as astronauts, in space suits but without their helmets on their heads, on the moon woth Earth in the background. Two of the astromusicians are kneeling in front of the other four. The astromusician at audience right has a space helmet under his arm, while the astromusician at audience left is holding up a peace/"v for victory" sign. The hand making the sign is ungloved. Text overlaid on image: RAMMSTEIN AMERIKA [OFFICIAL 4K MUSIC VIDEO] 4:18 Below image: Rammstein - Amerika (Offi... [Youtube Icon] Rammstein Official
Cover of the Super NES game Turn And Burn: No Fly Zone from Absolute Entertainment, released in 1994
Michael from The Good Place, captioned "it's a musician insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now."
Bar Mageddon @barm... 1m → Replied to arcadus i think it's because of the devil 2 2 ... arcadus @weshoul... now but the shitty annoying devil, not the cool charismatic devil ...
A cartoony video game scene of a carnival tent inside a stone dungeon. There are various colors of balloons, and there is a knight holding aloft his sword, in front of a circus clown. There are various colored balloons and posters on the back wall. Foreground text says "Blueprint Found" above a stylized graphic of a blueprint. Text below the blueprint says "Blood Cape".
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There are much better non-stoned ways to say what I just said. Everyone please pick one of them, and pretend that's how I said it. 3m✔️
[Text message on left of screen] I don't get that one [Text message on right of screen] Oh, you didn't see that movie where she fired people...yeah, that screen is of her doing a remote firing, and doing a terrible job, and the next day the employee she fired self-deadifies, and George Clooney, the senior firer who knows how to be sensitive about it and inspire people on their way out to seize their dreams, has to come in and clean shit up and make the fired guy's family calm down and teach her how to not be so insensitive about firing people, or something, it's been almost 20 years buts that's the not-TOO-wrong quick synopsis. [Text message on left of screen] Lol
USA TODAY USA TODAY 14h ... Opinion: Billionaires aren't the villains people often imagine. [Info emoji] [Photo of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in black-tie attire] usatoday.com I don't resent Bezos. I'm rooting for billionaires like him. | Opinion [Laughing emoji] 11.3K [Comment emoji] 3.5K
A large single-panel comic strip. Within the panel, a man stands facing two doors, with the devil behind him prodding his back with a trident. The doors are labeled: WILL STANCIL …and: WON'T STANCIL Larson (signature at the bottom of the right door) Caption beneath the panel: "C'mon, c'mon it's either one or the other."
Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social You really cannot overestimate the level of status trauma a lot of white Americans experienced at the election of Barack Obama and how much of our politics is still influenced by it bsky.app/profile/beau... ① Deleted 6:01 AM Apr 28, 2026
Chess position diagram, shown from Black's perspective. Black to move. White: King d1, Rooks on e1 and d2, Queen f3, Bishop e7, pawns on c2, f2, g2, h4, d5. Black: King g8, Rooks on c8 and f8, Queen c4, Knight a4, Bishop b2, pawns on b4, d6, f7, g6, h7. White's bishop has just moved to e7, forking the black rook on c8 and pawn on d6.
Four VHS cover art panels for the cartoon TV show "Exosquad" each featuring the title of the show and some selection of characters, some of whom are wearing power armor, in a variety of "action" poses.
Terrible Maps 4h ... X 99% of Americans can't name this country [A map of Europe in gray, with a red pattern overlaid that looks like an East Asian dragon, with its tail on the Italian peninsula, it's head eating the northern are of Germany just south of Jutland, and its body winding across various lands of Central Europe] Terrible Maps [Text within a partial "Meta AI" bubble below the image:] are Americans unfamiliar with Vietnam? [Text within another partial "Meta AI" bubble]: Vietnam not well-known? [Text within another partial "Meta AI" bubble]: What are sc
Aerial view of the Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, CA, burning, as fire crews spray a couple thin streams of water onto the massive blaze.
Amazon workers forced to work around dead coworker and told to 'turn around and not look' THE Mirror us HANNAH BROUGHTΟΝ Tue, April 14, 2026 at 8:16 AM CDT [Image of small workers moving large loads around within a massive warehouse] The worker died at an Amazon facility in Oregon Credit:Reach Publishing Services Limited (Reach Publishing Services Limited)
Judd Omen as Mickey in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, pointing at the viewer like a cool badass
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[Tweet in dark mode] Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich - 8h Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. [Text overlaid onto a rough map of the Straight of Hormuz region] PERSIAN GULF Khasab Ras Al Khaimah Dinba Salman Snatje Dubal Khor Fakkan It's Time nabi From chinatalk.media [Back to regular text in dark mode] Readers added context **This proposal originates from a satirical article published the same day, presented as a humorous open letter with a disclaimer that its views "do not necessarily represent those of anyone with brain cells." No such nuclear-excavated canal exists.** chinatalk.media/p/its-time Do you find this helpful? Rate it
Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich X.com Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks.
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Cover art for the computer game software, "Enchanted Scepters", from Silicon Beach Software, indicating that the game is "A text-graphic-sound adventure game for the Macintosh". The colorful box art depicts a male figure holding a staff, with some sort of winged dragon or other ferocious mobster behind him, and a talking tree, maybe?
[An avatar depicting a bearded man in glasses, a sweater, and a collared shirt, from the shoulders up, with a word bubble coming from his mouth. The text that follows is entirely contained within the word bubble.] [Star icon] [bishop]e5 is best +5.90 That pin on your rook is decisive, they'll win it soon.
A page from book The Little Engine That Could, with an illustration depicting a clown waving a red flag, running toward a black train engine with a very tired face, and no train cars except its coal carrier. In the background there is a distant farmhouse, with a rooster weather vane on the near corner of its roof. The text below the illustration reads: But the Rusty Old Engine sighed: "I am so tired. I must rest my weary wheels. I cannot pull even so little a train as yours over the mountain. I can not. I can not. I can not."
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with sausage
A large man wearing a t-shirt with the text "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE [illustration of a revolver] I KILL PEOPLE", with coniferous trees and other people behind him.
《K歌之王》歌词 (English) I thought if I sang with all my heart, you'd care more about me. I thought that even th... 《K歌之王》 歌词我(繁体) 我以為要是唱得用心良苦你總會對我多點在乎我以為雖然愛情已成往事 千言萬語說出來可以互相安撫... 《K歌之王》 歌词(pinyin) Wǒ yǐwéi yàoshi chàng dé yòngxīn liáng kŭnǐ zǒng huì duì wǒ duō diăn zàihū... 《K歌之王》 歌词(简体) 我以为要是唱得用心良苦你总会对我多点在乎我以为虽然爱情已成往事 千言万语说出来可以互相安抚...
Edo period Article Talk [Languages icon] [Download Icon][Favorite icon][Edit Icon] "Edo Japan" redirects here. For the city of Tokyo during this period, see Edo. For the Canadian restaurant chain, see Edo Japan (restaurant).
Li Bai Strolling, by Liang Kai (1140–1210) Liang Kai is most famous for originating or developing the "Xie Yi" (sometimes translated as "sketch style") of painting, where the objective is to evoke the subject or atmosphere with minimal use of detail; it requires a profound mastery of painting technique and perfect concentration, but also allows for the beauty of accidental effects.[5] The Xie Yi style is closely associated with the "sudden enlightenment", "mindfulness", and "spontaneity" aspects of this school of Buddhism. Works generally attributed to Liáng Kǎi include: painting of the poet Li Bai… (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liang_Kai )
MASSIVE ARM by Arnold Stron stronger than [Pixelated image of blue armor and sword overlaid on B&W photo of bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger, inset atop a partial chess board whose edge squares are lettered (a-h) along the bottom, and numbered (1-5) along the right side] Anyone can DOMINATE: Best Openings 951,132 views 2y ago ...more ChessPage1 570K 30K Share Ask Save Comments 673 Bro got me studying chess instead of my exams [skull emoji]
Boxer Jake Paul visibly reacts to being dismantled by Anthony Joshua with a comically shocked facial expression.
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A still from the movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day showing John Connor (a white adolescent boy) looking toward the viewer, and Miles Dyson (a middle-aged black man) looking out of frame to the right, with the caption, "Uh…all of 'em, I think."
Revers... @axialagega... 2m You can't tell me this isn't performance art. Blocked 2 4 ... Simply Having ... @mithras.bsky.social Quick, before you're blocked, ask him to write a haiku about trout. Dec 3, 2025, 2:00 PM 1 like
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existennialmemes 4s ago ... One Milkshake to Bring The Boys, One Cold One to Bind Them, and One Song to Call Them All, Then Back In Town We'll Find Them
Al Overview PX+4 : On Bullshit and On Truth are two philosophical works by the late Princeton professor Harry G. Frankfurt, and are often sold together as a bundle. The essays explore the difference between lying and bullshitting, and explain
A mustachioed Spaniard swinging a sword, with the caption, "You are using Bonetti's defense against me, huh?"
A mustachioed Spaniard is swinging a sword, with the caption, "You are using Bonetti's defense against me, huh?"
← [Thumbnail of a human silhouette waving from the peak of a mountain, at sunrise, with clouds stretching across the bottom of the frame] AxialAge TILT [this word is emblazoned diagonally across a small icon of a tilted chess rook] Reverse Clowngirl [USA flag icon] United States
[Image of a chess pawn at the left of the first two lines of text] AxialAge [diamond icon] [USA flag icon] United States Joined Dec 16, 2021
[Image of a chess pawn at the left of the first two lines of text] AxialAge [diamond icon] [USA flag icon] United States Joined Dec 16, 2021
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"SCHUMER/FOR Resignation NOW" in the now-iconic style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign sign.
"SEX FOR Breakfast" in the style of the famous Mamdani signs
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