Matthew Malenich

@axl-warpshaft.bsky.social

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Writer, artist (on occasion), and Penguins fan. I make horrible things happen to imaginary people. Pro Oxford comma. Pro em dash. AI evangelists can fuck off. He/Him.

Gif of Pee-Wee Herman in a bellhop uniform, with the text "Paging Mr. Herman" at the bottom.
Ollie the cat, a mostly white Turkish Van (I think), staring off to the right.
Pic of Hugo Weaving as Elrond in Lord of the Rings, with hemp leaf-shaped ears.
Movie poster for "Freddy Got Fingered"
My ancient Samsung Galaxy Player 4.0. Lock screen is Kyary Pamyu Pamyu speaking to the audience at her Nanda Collection tour in NYC, in 2014. She's wearing a colorful skirt, green shirt, a puffy pink bunny ears.
the Ticketmaster logo. White text against a blue background.
Pic of old tweet that reads: I'm old enough to remember when the Internet wasn't a group of five websites, each consisting of screenshots from the other four.
Friedman about Carlsson Offer Sheet : ... they went back to the Ducks before signing the offer sheet and asked for $15m and Verbeek said no.
A mostly white calico cat laying on her back, on my foot, bent sideways nearly into a 'U' shape... and somehow very comfortable while doing it.
Short clip of Bonk from 'Bonk's Adventure' headbutting a tree.
Screen shot of Plottr. Three lines: dark green at the top, light green in the middle, red at the bottom. Each line has boxes, each box representing a scene. They're spaced out to form a wave. Red box. Next spot to the right, light green box. Next spot to the right, dark green box. Next space to the right, light green box. Next spot to the right, red box. And so on and so forth.
Title screen for the game 'I Am Jesus Christ'
Political meme that shows "Everyone Gets A puppy" with 50.1% of the vote, and "Diarrhea Forever" with 49.9% of the vote.
Carl the Janitor from 'The Breakfast Club'.
Picture of former Pittsburgh Pirate Clint Barmes. It's a view of the back of his jersey, after a swing, his name plate and number clearly visible.
Eva Habermann as Xev in Lexx. She has white hair, and dressed in a light blue dress... and holding a robot head.
Pic of Qyburn from HBO's 'Game of Thrones'
Two (mostly) white cats laying in front of a rain-covered window, their heads turned back to face the camera.
Pic of Vegas Golden Knights goalie Carter Hart unable to stop a beachball from going in the net
Pic of a TMNT x Transformers crossover figure. A robotic Raphael that transforms into the Party Wagon.
gif of batman saying "I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you.
Star Trek: the Next Generation title card that reads "The Holodeck Isn't for Your Creepy Sex Fantasies, Barclay! How'd You Pass Starfleet's Psych Evaluation Anyway?"
Star Trek: Voyager title card that reads "Tuvok Whoops Neelix's Ass for 45 Minutes"
Fake STNG title card that has an episode entitled: "Shut up, Wesley"
Pic of writer and comedian Brian stack as 'Artie Kendall', an offensive crooner ghost character he played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Gif of the whale probe from Star Trek IV flying across the top of the frame.
Pic of a very old Amazon Kindle. It's a white model with physical buttons.
Pic of an Aleksey Morozov hockey card from 2003. Has Morozov, in the white "corporate Penguins" jersey, with a foil background behind him.
A pair of ridiculous red & white sneakers that are round and goofy looking, like something a cartoon character from the 1940's might wear.
The starship Enterprise from Star Trek with a Waffle House building in place of the disc section.
The infamous Shocmaster debut... with a twist.
Screengrab of Steph's post, with the skeet she quoted unavailable to me, indicated by a 'Blocked' message.
Two cats—one mostly white, adult calico; the other a six-ish month old white and gray fluff ball—lying near a window, craning their necks to look back at the camera.
Created wrestler entrance in Wrestlemania2000, for the N64. El Gigante, aka Giant González, aka Jorge González with Shane McMahon. Worms eye view of both of them standing at the top of the entrance ramp, with the name graphic, and the Corporation Titantron video behind them.
Screenshot of sold ebay listing for M.U.S.C.L.E. figure lot. Ten figures sold for $28.
A mostly white calico cat, sleeping on one of my feet, under my desk.
Screenshot of Scriner's word count tab. I wrote 3,124 words from late on Feb. 4th, into early Feb. 5th.
Gif of Q, from Star Trek the Next Generation, sitting in his judge's chair and judge uniform.
Screenshot of my Scrivener project's binder tab. It's full of generic Chapter headings, many of them with identical (for the moment) numbering, and a confusing array of icons for groups of them.
A clearly NOT photoshopped picture of Emma Thorne peaking out from behind Big Ben.