Jane Phoenix

@ayliffe.bsky.social

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Goblin mode is the right of all sentient beings • (and also puppy mode sometimes, as a treat 🐾) • https://much-ajane.bearblog.dev/ • She/Her, 27 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨💖 @wildsaber.bsky.social 💖✨ • Pfp by @retromonkeyart.bsky.social! •

that meme where it’s the screenshot of a video thumbnail with a kid celebrating, the vid title reading “My longest yeah boy ever”

Your muted words
Amnesty in text & tags
Expires in 7 days

art commission of the love of my life Mona looking cute as ever in a bootleg Oilers ice hockey jersey where it’s the same design as normal except instead of Oilers it says Drillers on it, IKEA rat plush in hand

Quaver unbeatable plush on my bed but with Mona’s phone in her lap, showing a vintage weather channel from the vaporwave video we’re listening to as we chill. Everybody say thank you quaber

a news article thumbnail from the Milton Keynes Citizen - the headline reads “Milton Keynes theme park bringing summer festival fun for families”, but bizarrely the lead photo is instead of a trash heap of tires and plastic tat dumped by the corner of a country road. Such summer fun!!

most depressing headline I've read all night:

The iconic Trocadero building in London’s West End is being transformed into an enormous pub – it’s set to be one of the biggest ‘Spoons pubs in the city

Sub-heading:
The famed building, which once housed an arcade and an indoor theme park, will become an enormous Wetherspoon pub.

screenshot from the Prisoner of the village square, full of colourful outfits and framed by houses in the background - except I’ve adjusted the colours so it looks all washed out and grey and shite

steam screenshot:

LGBTQ+ GAMES
BECAUSE YOU'VE PLAYED GAMES TAGGED WITH LGBTQ+

(the highlighted game is 2K26 SEASON 8 with Shaquille O'Neal, for some reason)

close up of about two-thirds of my cat shadow’s face, looking shocked beyond belief

A small transformers figure from the BotBot line of a lil robot that transforms from a juice box into a very square juice box robot with lil arms and legs and the straw as a sorta-sword, except where a lil cartoony face would’ve gone they’ve put a completely out of place extremely deepfried drawing of g1 bumblebee’s face with weird depressed smug lips now. It looks frankly a bit horrifying!!

shulk Xenoblade during that one bit where he’s going “WHY DO BIONIS AND MECHONIS HAVE TO KEEP ON FIGHTING, I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHY”. This was probably funnier in my head tbh

just a normal bloke that they tried to pass off as the hamburglar a few years ago- wait what the fuck do you mean this was in 2015

Tails' fuckass yellow iPad with handles

Makeup and special effects

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Predator (1987)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
Don't Panic (1987)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
Hide and Go Shriek (1988)
Arena (1989)
Curse II: The Bite (1989)
Society (1989)
Tokyo: The Last War (1989)
Bride of Re-Animator (1990)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
The Guyver (1991)
Freaked (1993)
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)
Tales from the Hood (1995)
Space Truckers (1996)
Progeny (1998)
Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)

Director
The Guyver (1991)

Video game work
Screaming Mad George's ParanoiaScape (1998)

The curtains lowered in the biggest screen of the Prince Charles cinema in the west end, waiting for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie to start

massive line of people around the permiter of camden market

Selfie of me holding up quaver unbeatable plush with one hand next to my head (she’s bigger than my head!!)

plush of quaver unbeatable chilling on my sofa, a joycon in each hand ready for a night of gaming with the girlies

I Saw The TV Glow screenshot of the road with “there is still time” drawn on it in chalk, but instead someone has drawn over it in MS Paint “LOCK THE FUCK IN”

sonic racing crossworlds screenshot of classic sonic in his car, except I’ve painted it a dark jaguar green with old-timey painted rim tires

just a fuckin, mass of several dozen of those hireable Lime bikes taking up an entire bit of widened pathway in the west end

SMASH BROS ULTIMATE
X
TRAVIS

interior hallway of the Cambridge Judge Business School, looking upwards - it has a very distinct 90s feel, bright colourful lines and clean surfaces with an abstract patterned ceiling

old as hell render of Rocky Gibraltar (the muscle guy who holds doors closed, I don’t think he’s named onscreen?) from Toy Story 1/2

Legoland Windsor’s haunted house, a facade with a comically large black warehouse stuck on the back of it in full view of everything. They’ve stencilled a vampire minifig on the back in an attempt to blend it in better (it has not worked)

two coots on the canal, making their nest of sticks on the back bit of an an old abandoned-looking metal canal boat

Real Grade Gundam Zeta, standing up and looking at its open left hand

the love of my life Mona, looking onwards at the wild grass and luscious trees of Hampstead Heath - a landscape nearly as gorgeous as they are

Bit, a floating white shape, from Tron

a big ol mural of classic sonic on a run through green hill, the loop de loop framing him

T4T4LIFE pen graffiti on the inside of a coffee shop’s toilet door

me holding up a switch case for Rayman Legends (albeit only a download code inside but hey, we can’t all be perfect, not for a tenner at least)

11th doc title sequence but it says “REMEMBER THAT ONE SEASON WHERE THEY KEPT DYEING THIS DIFFERENT NAFF COLOURS” over it

a picturesque sky and greenery, punctured by a grouped set of metal chimneys/funnels

incredibly stupid headline from the Daily Express that reads “Aldi confirms bananas last longer without going brown if stored in 1 kitchen appliance” - there’s also a picture of some bananas, in case the reader forgot what bananas look like

Gundam ZZ screenshot of Ple kneeling and looking up at the viewer, doing the purest lil smiley face possible

manga panel of a gal on her knees celebrating, a fighting game stock next to her - her exclamation reads “LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!”

isuggestforcefem says "I have a suggestion"

our black cat Shadow sitting on a chair with his paws all splayed out like how a person would sit on the floor or something, with an Ikea rat plonked upright in front of his crotch - he’s staring wide-eyed in shock off to his left

my black cat Shadow curled up snoozing on his dark blue cat bed, back and front paws upright like a bunny rabbit