Azathoth

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17 meerkats piloting a human suit.

a screenshot of Twitter where account ILOVEVAMOLA tweets "australian sburb session where one of the kids is a tradie and looks like this lad" followed by an image of a young man standing in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be? he has a large black mullet, Oakley reflective wraparound shades, a trailer trash mustache above a permanent scowl. he wears a hi vis jacket with TAFE on it, cargo pants, and black shoes. I thought his name was Winfield Bluelord but apparently it is Davo Sikcnt
a photo of Impulse body spray cans for sale on a shelf in a convenience store. over the top is three panels of Snapchat-style text that reads as such: - It is 1990; Impulse body spray is for sale at the shops and we are involved in a war in the gulf. - It is 2004; Impulse body spray is for sale at the shops and we are involved in a war in the gulf. - It is 2026: Impulse body spray is for sale at the shops and we are involved in a war in the gulf.
a photo taken from a third floor window looking out at a riverfront green space that has a collection of five private helicopters of different makes, models, and visual decoration. a collection of people walk around them, with some high end people moving vehicles around to shuttle the richy riches.
a photo from a hotel balcony showing a tropical destination with lots of palm trees and houses and roads built to channel away rapid water accretion. in the distance there's tall hills and mountains but not that far in the distance and oh my god there's so many of them.
part of the map from Satisfactory with a red line and a single icon showing a truck traveling across part of the world. the map looks like a standard web map interface using WebGL to display it with a certain pitch so you can see the rise and fall of terrain. a bit spotty in places where i lack data but a solid first draft.
an old 4:3 LCD monitor that looks like it was nicked from bulk rubbish collection sits on a desk displaying a terminal interface. at the bottom are a few labels for time and temp but the majority of the display is taken up by an old-school looking graph plotting a series of shapes in either bright green and red squares or dull green and red dots, sort of like shapes on a map. there's also two sine waves that are slightly out of phase going across the graph but they don't seem to serve any purpose except to look cool. which they do.
a calendar open to July 2025 featuring a meerkat standing up but head and shoulders slumped forward rather than in traditional alert-spotting position for keeping an eye out for food trucks. possibly because of what looks like sand on the end of their nose and the corners of their eyes that is more likely to be delicious cinnamon sugar. a caption says "Puds looking a little ashamed that he ate all the management meeting cinnamon donuts he was meant to deliver (he'd do it again)"
a screenshot of a full windows desktop featuring five monitors all of different resolutions and orientations and placed in odd alignment
a Facebook add for Lotus Cars Perth, showing off the new Lotus Emira first edition.
A calendar open to June 2025 with the caption "My fur isn't white it's just reflective!" The photo shows a goat poking her head between the balusters of a fence and perhaps bleating that caption at the cameraperson. Her tall horns are a good warning not to push the subject if people don't want to get headbutted around a bit, especially since her fur is definitely white despite appearances. There is none of the white, fox grey, or Mallen streaks of old age on this goat, definitely not, no sirree.
Henry Cavill in Sand Castle (2017), dressed in US military gear with vest, short sleeved t-shirt, shemagh, and missing rank/name patches. He is covered in dirt and blood with a #2 clippers buzzcut and overgrown facial hair consisting of heavy sideburns and full chops/cheek/chin/philtrum/neck covereage. This is the look of someone who films FB rants in his lifted F150 while wearing Oakleys. I cannot overstate how fuck ugly that beard is on 2013's "World's Sexiest Man".
A frame from Very Important People on Dropout with Brennan Lee Mulligan dressed up as a professional wrestler angrily yelling and throwing the non-binary host Vic Michaelis's onto the ground in their chair. The subtitles show Brennan is screaming "every divorced man is a hero".
a frame from the 2013 movie Riddick. the titular character's hands are on a joystick and throttle, easing them both back. they are the control system for a spaceship he is piloting. there are heaps of fancy red monitors displays in the cockpit
A calendar opened to May 2025 with the caption "When are they installing a zip line?" The photo shows a meerkat with their back turned to the camera perched on a rock, looking at another meerkat perched on all fours on a higher rock a distance too far to leap. They both seem to be pondering whether it's easier to jury-rig a setup or go with whatever plan other mid-sized residents of the apartment complex may have.
a steam screenshot of the achivements box for a game saying "You've unlocked all achievements! 83 of 83 100%" It has a cute blue and yellow perfect game ribbon". The six achievement icons under it all have that yellow glowing border that they are achievements that less than 5% of other players have managed to get.
A modified version of a famous ClickHole article in their Lifestyle section. Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space MARCH 27,2015 What’s it like to float hundreds of miles above the Earth’s surface? We asked seven astronauts to tell us everything. Gayle King A photo of Gayle King in her Blue Origin uniform during a press conference. "You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the Blue Origin™ New Shephard™ door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and she says she’s Katy Perry returning from a repair mission, but Katy is sitting right next to you in the command module and she’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the famous popstar this over the radio she starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let her in, saying she’s the real Katy Perry. Meanwhile, the Katy Perry inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut so she can show off her tour setlist. It really puts life on Earth into perspective."
An email notification from pexa.admin that says "Settlement notification on behalf of... our reference Vera. Dear Sir/Madam"
A calendar open to April 2025 with a photo of a meerkat perched in the fork of an upward-pointing branch, casually leaning against the support while alertly keeping their eyes on the horizon, scanning for delicious Easter treats with their sunglasses eyeshadowed eyes and listening out for interns on the egg hunt with dried apricot ears. The caption says "Looking for scorpion tail and choc Easter eggs?"
Mikado 8 Reflex Zoom film camera, olive green body.
A calendar opened to March 2025, it shows three meerkats, two of whom are staring up into the sky, indicative that the trick of the light that makes it appear to be day is actually just their pyrotechnical handiwork. A third meerkat looks around, having a lovely time just hanging out although confused at the lack of work on "Labour Day". A caption reads: Lit and Fam: watching the fireworks Biff: Happy to be here
A post in the Flipper Zero Community facebook group where a person has an EDC knife, lockpick set, Flipper Zero, Tribe Of Hackers Red Team book, an RPi, phone running Kali and mechanical keyboard. The post text is "Let's hack the world"
A screenshot of a Steam achievements box. The top line says "You've unlocked all achievements! 27 of 27, 100%" The last achievement is Disagree and Commit, complete 3 out of 5 salvage goals during industrial action.
the logo for rap artist bbno$ (baby no money) except capitalised. the font is the same used in the Diablog games with the stylised flames reminiscent of the original Diablo 1 game.
a 2025 calendar open to February showing beautiful craggy hills with an even more beautiful rock outcropping that looks like a meerkat standing sentry, watching over all they consider family. a caption reads "Don't tell Snowy you got a statue before him"
A calendar open to January 2025, the picture is a very young meerkat looking very frazzled and fuzzy. The caption says "Did Rizz party a little too hard on NYE"
2024 Steam replay for judges119. 976 sessions. 83 new games. 108 games played. 789 achievements.
A statue of Atlas holding up the world. The world is labelled "Australian's eating actual food" Atlas is labelled "RecipeTin Eats"
ublock origin icon in firefox showing ">2k", an indicator that it has blocked more than 2000 web requests as ads or unnecessary tracking
a calendar opened to December 2024 showing a mob of meerkats all cuddled up and lying down and relaxing. very peaceful and chill holiday vibes. a caption reads "Cushion to remind everyone that after a big year it's okay to rest".
an orthomosaic satellite image of some farmland. a massive divide is noticeable one third up from the bottom of the image, where a clear day suddenly turns to soft fluffy white clouds that dot the rest of the scene
an article from Business News titled "Pesticide resistance mapped in new tool". following is a photo of Az (looking incredibly normcore) and two other people standing next to a large screen displaying a very cool web app that shows the spread of fungicide resistant diseases over time and gives information to farmers and agronomists. the caption reads "NGIS general manager for WA Matt Stewart, NGIS senior developer Az Vera, and NGIS chief executive Paul Farrell"
a screenshot of Windows showing Task Manager (Not Responding)
a 4k computer monitor set up on the ground. a mouse sits upon a dead HP microserver as a raised mouse rest and a gaming keyboard sits on a pair of legs so someone can play a game about stealing Ferrari's from a comfy spot on the ground.
an a5 dotted grid notebook, held open on a page by a black ballpoint. upon the page are sketches of eight Nubian goats in various poses, all attempts to render those gorgeous long floppy ears and beautiful smiles.
a screenshot of the AWS pricing console with an area titled "Savings opportunities" which contains one thing, a red lined "Acess denied" message
a calendar flipped open to October 2024 showing two meerkats resting under a heat lamp in the late evening, the final chill of the season perfect for cuddling up and groaning slightly with sore tummies. a caption at the bottom says "it's okay on a spooky night when you've had too much candy just to have a rest".
a calendaropen to September 2024 showing three adorable meerkats craning their heads to the sides and looking up into the sky. A caption says "watching the interns tied together on a kite string in the wind?" A mid-sized panther paw sneaks into frame, maybe August is over but his reign never ends.
an emergency exit light with a green person entering a white door is sitting upside down on a bookshelf piled haphazardly with books, plants, and a human skull
a set of seven small sets of under desk office drawers of various makes and models on the road in a parking area next to the footpath. some are lying down while others keep watch, two smaller ones huddled up to a larger one for warmth or protection
a holden (GM) commodore ute in a bright orange colour. think of it as a cross between a sedan and a truck. same size as the former but with a massive bed, can fit a double mattress in the back
the "okay was anybody going to tell me" template with two panels of a guy looking surprised to find out something bizarre. the first panel says "okay was anybody going to tell me that Vimeo was created by CollegeHumour." the second panel says "or was i just supposed to know that already myself"
a calendar open to August 2024 with pictures of Snowy. he's playing games on a computer with a joystick, the background a gorgeous photo of his face. he's chilling in a glorious sunbeam. he's sleeping upside down in bed, snug as a bug in a rug. he's wearing his fahncy new Louis Vuitton shoes. the caption says "Perfect Snowy birthday!"
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The reality is that generative AI isn't good at replacing jobs, but commoditizing distinct acts of labor, and, in the process, the early creative jobs that help people build portfolios to advance in their industries
a picture of a calendar open to July 2024, the photo shows two meerkats either playfighting or drunkenly singing a power ballad at karaoke - it's really hard to tell the difference between those two activities, even aurally. a caption says "drunk karaoke keeps the winter blues away?"
a mobile notification from the steam app saying "On sale from your wishlist: Baldur's Gate 3 and 14 other games!"
We at KT Literary have decided to part ways with an agent whose recent public statements directly contracdict our values and the trust we work to build with our clients. We are reaching out to affected clients to discuss their representation options and ensure continued support. Thank you for your patience and understanding
a calendar opened to June 2024 showing a very cute white goat with extended airplane ears looking curiously and hopefully at the camera with their tongue slightly sticking out. a caption says "I was told there would be cake"
an old square LCD monitor sits on top of an unpowered CRT CCTV monitor. it displays some code, a terminal window with a progress bar, and a task manager indicating a computer running hard. next to the old CRT is a widescreen LCD showing the exact same outputs running on a different computer.
Az taking an elevator selfie with a recently cut mohawk. the sides are shaved to the skin and the top is about 2 inches long, a huge reduction in height.
a satellite view of TSMC's Fab 18 complex. A large lake in the centre is surrounded by solar panels and there are more small fields of solar panels dotted around. There are also seven large square buildings, each 200m per side. Connected to each building is a series of auxiliary buildings (likely power, HVAC, etc). To the West just beyond the fence is farmland.
a calendar opened to May 2024 showing a chunky and cute meerkat sitting down and looking up in the sky, hopeful for a supply drop soon. the caption reads 'Where is the drone with the food? (actually a MacGillacudy)"
a network diagram showing the internet on the left, internal network on the right, and then a series of firewalls in the centre. first a Cisco firewall to protect against Chinese backdoors, then a Huawei firewall to protect against US backdoors, a Checkpoint firewall to protect against Russian backdoors, a Fortinet firewall to protect against people who don't try admin/admin default creds, a Palo Alto firewall to protect against people who don't know how to go up a directory and a pfSense firewall for good look
Organized shuffleboard has always filled me with dread. Everything about it suggests infirm senescence and death: it's a game played on the skin of a void, and the rasp of the sliding puck is the sound of that skin getting abraded away bit by bit.
a calendar opened to April 2024 showing a meerkat standing perched and leaning against some rocks, eyes and dried apricot ears alert for danger, alert for extraction points, alert for loud yowls of a lost mid-sized panther. a caption under the photo says "Looking for an outside access hatch to help Snowy out of the aircon vents?"
- Stretch - Diary Week In Review - Calendar Photo - Stand among the ashes of a million dead bodies and asks the ghosts if honour matters. - Washing - Tina: - Resume - Lend book