Azimuth 🔞

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#BlackLivesMatter | #TransLivesMatter | NSFW: 18+ only | 35yo PNW cyber-dragonwolf (He/They) | Married (closed) | Sysadmin | tag your effin porn pls Husband: @retrohoosk.tv Stream account: @azibytes.bsky.social

A 10-second clip of a security camera feed showing a fenced back yard, showing a back door with a closed screen door in the bottom left. Several seconds in, a dog barrels through the screen door at mach fuck, splitting the mesh screen in half while barely slowing him down as he chases the sound of another dog in the neighboring yard on the other side of the fence.
Three minute MMD dance video of Azimuth’s cyberdog fursona rendered as an Auxwave, a furry species themed around large speakers and music.
A zoomed in photo of dragonwolf snoot with tongue sticking out in a blep.
A box of Philadelphia cream cheese in the grass.
Meme template of Lois from family guy staring at a pill bottle from across the room. Lois looks twitchy and nervous and is clearly wanting more of the pills. Lois is captioned "AZI AT WORK" and the pill bottle is captioned "MORE SAROS".
Art of a quadrupedal canine curled up and asleep in something soft, like a blanket or fluffy clouds. There is large writing above them that says “DON’T OVERTHINK SHIT :)”.
Screenshot of a PS5 output capture with a countdown to when the game Saros releases (currently showing 3 days, 3 hours, 39 minutes, and 22 seconds).
A health data graph showing Azi’s sleep data from last night. A massive chunk between 12:30 and 2:10 AM show awake while the rest of the graph ranges from deep sleep to REM.
Jazz music stops meme, but of Master Chief from Halo.
The iconic "feels bad man" meme face. It is a sketched black outline of a man with a wrinkled brow and sad looking eyes.
A picture of a can of Rolling Rock beer. There’s lots of words. But at the bottom it says “33”.
A screenshot of a 3D model of the LowPoly Canine VRChat model by Craziux. The model has been rextextured to look like Azi's fursona, a cybernetic canine. It's pretty cute, honestly.
A furry sticker of Azimuth, a cybernetic dragon/wolf hybrid, holding his paws pressed together in front of his muzzle while squinting, producing a very concerned expression.
A commission of Azimuth's cybernetic dragon/wolf hybrid character from the waist up looking sideways at the viewer with one arm raised provocatively forward. He has blue eyes and a mixture of gold and blue circuits across his body, and is bedecked in gold jewelry.
An edited version of a furry art commission. In this, an inverted version of Azimuth's character (a cybernetic dragon/wolf hybrid) holding his arm up while looking sideways at the viewer. His eyes and some of his circuits are bright red, and his body is colored in white and black while bedecked in pale blue jewelry. A dark halo frames his head, while the rest of the background is a mix of dark and bloody reds interspersed with dark vertical breaks of noise and static. The entire image is perpetually shifting back and forth and digitally glitching with shifting pixels and chromatic aberration.
A video of a wall with a five segment industrial status light mounted to it. Each segment is a different color. In the middle of the video below the light a door/window sensor pair is being held up for the viewer to see. On the left is the sensor itself, on the right is the magnet the sensor detects; at the start of the video they are pressed together. As the video progresses, the sensor and magnet are pulled apart from each other; when they are separated, the status light turns yellow. When pressed together again, the light turns off. This repeats several times during the video to demonstrate how the light works. There are no visible wires either, as the sensor itself is completely wireless.
Screenshot from the game Dyson Sphere Program. In the center of the image is a planet on which resources are visible. This particular screen is displaying status information about a planetary shield, which is projected above the planet in areas of shield coverage. The current shape of the projection covers the top and sides of the planet and looks less "cute" now and more like a wonky shower cap. A wealth of resource availability and shield energy metrics are visible at the edges of the screen.
Screenshot from the game Dyson Sphere Program. In the center of the image is a planet on which resources are visible. This particular screen is displaying status information about a planetary shield, which is projected above the planet in areas of shield coverage. The current shape of the projection covers the top of the planet and looks like it could be a cute transparent blue hat. A wealth of resource availability and shield energy metrics are visible at the edges of the screen.
Screenshot of the YouTube video "MY BLADE" by Dungeon Soup. We see a villain making an "OK" gesture with his hand. The original caption is the villain saying "so you know it's good". This screenshot has been edited with a custom caption so that instead, he says "it uses the Win32 UI, so you know it's good."
A Firefox search bar with previous search history as follows: “make group Linux”, “how to bridge wifi to Ethernet Arch Linux”, “CIDR table”, “easy way to bridge wifi to Ethernet Linux”, and finally, “gosh I want a knot up my arsehole”
A glass bowl of sea glass, five "air plants" (species name "tillandsia") and a small piece of driftwood. They are arranged in an aesthetically pleasing configuration.
A screenshot of the "iftop" utility on Linux, showing network adapter send and receive volumes. The send row says "cum" (short for cumulative). Silly dragondog noises ensue.
Photo of a resort hotel room of an entryway and bedroom. A trail of rose petals leads to the bed, where more petals have been arranged in the shape of a heart.
El Castillo, the Temple of Kukulkan, in Chichen Itza, Yucatan, Mexico. It is a large step ziggurat situated in a field of grass, roped off from public access. The sun bears down above the temple, darkening the viewer-side of the ziggurat.
Sunrise over a beach in Cancun; the sun is cradled by clouds burning away in the morning light and warmth and casting god rays across a brightening sky.
A cropped screenshot of a Telegram message from Kai. It reads: “Showering takes care of that :zzucchiniucchini”
A photo of the Cancun beach with sand, brush, and palm trees beyond a pool with a partly cloudy sky above. Azi’s torso and legs are visible as he lays upon a sun lounger partially submerged in the pool.
A resort pool surrounded by rooms, palm trees, and a blue sky. In the foreground Azi holds a tall glass of the slushie described in the skeet.
Bust of Azimuth, a cybernetic dragonwolf hybrid baring his teeth and licking his muzzle.
A screenshot of Wolfang_Cerberus's channel on Twitch while the channel is offline. The offline image for his channel is a silly photo of his canine avatar on VRChat with his full-body tracking broken. His torso is bent at a 90-degree angle and his legs are sticking out to the side, all while he wears an absolutely THRILLED and goofy grin and gives the viewer a thumbs up (sort of). I'm dying. xD
A screenshot of two twist.dog posts. The first post (chronologically) says “getting a frustrating stagnant feeling again, time to get very experimental and very pretentious”. The second post (chronologically) says “smoodie” and includes a drawing of Twist’s character upside down as a smoothie cup, with her face and arms crossed on the bottom, her back showing above that, and her butt and footpaws forming the top of the cup. She is dressed in a green shirt and khaki shorts, and the dome of the top of the cup is essentially her butt and includes the hole and a straw for consuming the smoothie. Or smoodie. I hope this has been a vivid enough portrayal for you, dear alt text reader. 💙
A photo of a purple cube made of soft and malleable gel on a table. The cube is a fidget toy, firm when cool, and soft when warm. When manipulated, it flexes and distends its shape, but always returns to a soft and round-edged cube shape when left alone. However, the cube is covered in googley eyes after being left in a backpack pocket with them, and all three visible surfaces of the cube are covered in them, all looking around at different angles. The Cube has seen the abyss, and the abyss looked back. This world may never be the same again.
A photo of a stairwell at Midwest Fur Fest 2024. A single solitary sausage lies abandoned upon the floor, cast aside by those who may have once cherished it. What a world.
Screen capture from the movie "Mitchells vs the Machines" depicting a gigantic furby glowing with malevolent light and saying through captions, "LET THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN!".
A meme image that says "You wouldn't download a Wikipedia", with "Wikipedia" in the block-style meme font.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #365,409, Azimuth 🔞 ‪@azimuth.dragonwolf.io‬, joined on Jul 24, 2023"
Album art for the Pacific Drive Radio Soundtrack, showing a ramshackle car perched on the edge of a forest valley with sky and valley bathed in red and orange light.
An illustrated summary of The Paradox of Tolerance by philosopher Karl Popper. The main narrative text states: "Should a tolerant society tolerate intolerance? The answer is NO. It's a paradox, but unlimited tolerance can lead to the extinction of tolerance. When we extend tolerance to those who are openly intolerant, the tolerant ones end up being destroyed. And tolerance with them. Any movement that preaches intolerance and persecution must be outside of the law. As paradoxical as may seem, defending tolerance requires to not tolerate the intolerant."
A dark 3-second exposure of an interior ceiling covered in glowing blue star stickers.
A large neon sign saying “please don’t do coke in the bathroom”.
A screenshot of Lethal Company with a protogen player model mod installed. The protogen's face is smiling but has wide eyes. Post is comparing to the image of Ralph Wiggums from The Simpsons chuckling and saying "I'm in danger".
Statistics screenshot for a Gunfire Reborn run on Reincarnation: Level 2 difficulty. Character is Zi Xiao, run length is 69 minutes 13 seconds (nice), and my total damage is 157,228,687. Primary weapon was a level 37 Cloud Weaver, character had 44 total scrolls. Teammate Schultz Husky had total damage of 66,988,554 (still awesome though, game just blessed me the entire run!).