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Matt. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Werder, Brøndby, Everton, and beyond. Steely Dan is Yacht Rock. The Union Forever. https://bonus-ball.offprint.app/

Taped together boxes of Kirkland brand underpants
Tim Brewster
Campfire Mocha Cooler from CARIBOU Coffee but it’s misspelled “Carbiou”
Good/Bad meme 2 hour meeting cancelled (happy) Gets replaced by 90 minute meeting (sad)
Werder Bremen vs Fagiano Okayama FC
Several pieces of art including the centerpiece, an ancient ship sailing towards a deep blue horizon with the words “I will trust in the darkness”
The mascots of the 5 University of Minnesota campuses
An AI-generated ad that says “Japan’s Oldest Doctors Say Cognitive Decline Isn’t Age: Just Stop Eating These 3 Foods” And the image is an elderly Japanese man in a World War Two Imperial Japanese Army uniform
A middle aged white male drinking affordable beer at a USL2 game in Rochester, MN
Sickos FC Jersey in green
World Cup final on the small screen Twins @ Cubs on the big screen
A pool, backed by Smokey haze that smells heavily like campfire due to wildfires in Northern MN
A very large pile of logs
Scoreboard 8-6
Base ball
Base ball
1985’s “Re-Animator” movie poster with Luke Keaschall’s face and the title replaced by “Run-Creator”
Beer
Community All Comers Match against the Rochester Roosters Celebrating 100 Years of the Olmsted County Historical Society 1195 W Circle Dr SW Rochester, MN 55902
Orapa United FC from Botswana, 2023-24 kit with a judgy ostrich
A little boy at Dairy Queen drinking a melted Blizzard
Minneapolis City SC scarf hanging over a closet door
Falklands War issue of Newsweek with HMS Hermes titled “The Empire Strikes Back: The Falkland Crisis”
Minnesota Lynx “Abolish ICE” jersey with #5 for Olivia Miles
Timeline screencap in which a Swiss footballer appears to sadly contemplate Jack Nicholson’s Joker saying “I’m glad you’re dead.”
Scene from the end of “The Hunt For Red October” where Jeffrey Pelt incredulously asks the Soviet Ambassador, “You’ve lost another submarine?” But now it’s a Senator.
Bill Dauterive appears impressed by Courtney Williams. He’s in a tank, she’s blocking a tank.
A beer, a scarf, USLW on the big screen, World Cup on the little one. And some children’s toys on the floor.
Switzerland scarf
Me at 18 in a University of Minnesota marching band uniform, sad an soaked to the bone in Miami (then ProPlayer) Stadium at the MicronPC.com Bowl
Cheryl Reeves 380 career wins here at Target Center
The Best of Benny Goodman and His orchestra
David Gilmour (of Pink Floyd fame)’s 2024 album “Luck and Strange”
Tom Waits 1978 album “Blue Valentine”
Stan Getz’s 1967 album “Sweet Rain”
Exciting Whites
Minnesota Twins vs Anaheim Angels on the small screen Winnipeg Blue Bombers vs Toronto Argonauts on the big screen
A guy who took colloidal silver and turned blue
A gin and tonic
Every Beatles album from “Beatles for Sale” to “Let It Be”
Pawn Stars meme “Best I can do is Strasbourg.”
3% France “ancestry”, an obviously approximate and non-scientific estimate but one backed up by my genealogy documentation
I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
A brown and white Arkansas mutt named Lucy with the $5 Bits Of Broken Chair Trophy