b3lt3r

@b3lt3r.bsky.social

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grumpy, judgemental and with ninja class rbf..... but I like memes and puns so not all bad, amirite?

Amy Adams from Arrival holding a sign for the aliens which reads "I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn"
Image of what could be a sign that is mostly blank space and the caption [This space left intentionally blank]
Terrifying stilted picture of Robert Jenrick
Alan Partridge saying "LYNN, THESE ARE GEX PEOPLE"
Tee Hee from Live and Let Die grinning
sand sculpture outline of Wil-e coyote limbs akimbo face down and submerged in sand, presumably having walked off a cliff and plummeted into the ground
Roadsign in the UK WILSFORD CUM LAKE Please drive carefully
Sign on a dockside which reads "SLOW, No Wake"
BBC headline says "Russell edges Antonelli to take pole for Canada sprint"
TV band "The Ruttles"
Laura Kuensberg
Fridge magnet with a pic of Albert Einstein saying "it is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom"
Wes streeting
Realtime map of adsb data sent by aircraft in a radius of c. 50 miles around my house in wet Berks. Total aircraft is around 30
Smiling female rugby player with a news headline saying "smaller balls for women's rugby, worst decision ever"
Cadburys StarBar confectionary
Snowy the bear in a crate
Genesis from Starfleet Academy with outstretched hand
My Tesco receipt for a total of 69.69 😊
Image of Plug from the Beano comic
Lambert from the film alien saying "I like complaing"
Comic panel with dialogue bubble for young woman tucking a shirt in which reads: I'm through with the glooms, I want to shop
Albert steptoe (Wilfred brambell)
Headline from BBC website front page - Celia Imrie's fart steals the show on celebrity traitors
Wikipedia article describing the Pick operating system co-authored by Dick Pick
Advertisement for Al Fanny trading co in Cairo
Link from BBC news to Suffolk free press
White British man accused of drugging children
Image of the TV show Life
BBC news used ai to help write the summary at the top of this article, it was edited by BBC journalists
Linkedins' cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work=life balance is a red flag you're not committed to winning. Fuck him sideways.
Woman face down in despair saying "How old do I have to be before I have any idea what is going on?"
Photo of me in the 80's in Boston, Mass for work - with hair!
The best cat evah - Grumpy Cat
Image of Dave Batista as Drax the Destroyer from Guardians of the Galaxy
BBC news story saying NHS plan to start DNA testing all babies to assess disease risk.