Jess

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Minneapolis Can I pet your dog?

Two hot dogs on a paper plate.
Photo card that says "Happiest holidays." Picture is of a non-smiling middle aged white woman with dark curly hair and a cream Frenchie.
Frenchie in a red shirt wiping out from the red surfboard next to it.
Middle aged white woman with dark curly hair wearing a white dress with watermelon slices on it and a black shrug.
Three wicker baskets.
Lemonade stand on a trailer on the interstate. It's shaped like a lemon. From behind, it feels like you're looking at the lemon's bootyhole.
Man with dark hair and some gray, a beard, wearing dark glasses and a blue flannel shirt. He's gazing lovingly at an enormous soft serve swirl cone.
Multiple prescription and vitamin bottles on a table, next to a pill organizer.
ICE must pay, written in chalk on the sidewalk.
Upper level sections along the entire court are open at Target Center and people are in the seats.
Lemonade stand shaped like a giant lemon on a trailer on 35 south of the metro. The stem looks like a butthole.
Unbaked baked ziti in a blue Pyrex (or Pyrex knock-off) dish.
Screenshot of the karaoke list at the VFW. I'm singing Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero."
Glass of water, Bloody Mary, and a beer back.
Caleb "Meat Raffle" Theilbar
Scrambled, pixelated screenshot of The Mummy, a la the scrambled TV feeds in Independence Day.
Swiss coach looks like Mads Mikkelson?
Picture of Kasper Schmeichel on the pregame FS1 broadcast for Switzerland - Algeria.
Screenshot of the stats page of the Paramount+ broadcast of the Lynx-Wings game.
Middle aged white woman with dark hair in a shitty bun wearing a black T-shirt with an outline of Olivia Miles hair and hands making glasses over her eyes. Text underneath says "The Spectacle."
A middle aged white woman with dark hair in a clip wearing a red dress with white polka dots, and a middle aged Black man with salt and pepper hair wearing a white T-shirt and a leopard print blazer.
Cybertruck backing into a Tesla charging spot.
Black T-shirt with a white outline of Olivia Miles hair and hands making glasses over her eyes. Under that is "THE SPECTACLE."
Bar TVs showing local news about the USMNT win in the World Cup, featuring Dana Wessel.
VERY full glass of red wine.
Picture of two window-breaker, seatbelt cutter tools.
Homer's love letter to Marge from "Bart the Lover."
Demi Lovato get a job stay away from her meme.
Package of Mountain Dew donuts. They have green frosting.
Picture of the KARE 11 news feature on @djgloverepair.
Screenshot of Wu-Tang tickets for the Mystic Lake Amphitheatre in Shakopee.
Air quality alert from AccuWeather.
Video of Natisha Heideman's highlights with the Lynx.
Crowd shot at the Lynx game.
VERY full glass of red wine sitting on a bar with TVs in the background.
Rainbow over Minneapolis.
Some workers who answered a Star Tribune online survey said they welcome the end of a hybrid workplace, saying it will help them better connect with teammates on projects and be more aware of company goals.
Shopping cart full of flowers and potting soil.
Middle aged white woman with dark curly hair wearing a black T-shirt that says "Jacob Frey is a bad present and a worse mayor."
May specials menu with the smashburger special highlighted: cinnamon roll.
Otisco Valley Growers stand at the Waseca County Farmers market, selling a variety of meats and most importantly, breakfast sandwiches.
Hazelnut latte Buzzball.
Two cute middle aged white women at the Lynx game.
Very full glass of red wine in front of a glass of water, sitting on a wooden table.
Very thin stick with a dried up berry (?) attached.
TouchTunes screenshot showing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" currently playing.
TouchTunes screenshot showing Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock "It Takes Two" currently playing with "Joy & Pain" on deck.
Shout out to Max Nesterak of the Minnesota Reformer, who noted, “President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds” and asked McDonald, “Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy?” “I’ll take a different question,” McDonald said hastily.
Tablet sitting on the bar showing the Lynx-Tempo game, next to a mostly-empty glass of red wine and a water glass.
Job description: What We Are Looking For A driven and mission-focused Research and Program Evaluation Manager to collaborate with stakeholders to monitor and evaluate programs and propagate learning to maximize program efficiency and ensure alignment with organizational objectives. Expectations Of This Role Maintain an active relationship with Jesus Christ and support the ministry through prayer and actions
Screenshot showing the Muddy Waters guest Wi-Fi is available.
Woman holding a very realistic baby doll. It's HORRIFYING.
Purple, teal, and white tie dye-ish basketball uniform
Flyer that says "Do you like dogs? Do you like Minneapolis? Join me on my mission to meet every dog in the city." With an Instagram handle and a picture of a doodle or poodle superimposed over the Minneapolis skyline.
Bumper sticker featuring a menacing-looking Willem DaFoe that says "Willem DaFoe ate my flipflops and stole my tupperware lids."
TV on the wall of the bar showing a game show. I have no idea what it's called.
The decision prompted condemnation on Tuesday from Graham Linehan, one of the show’s creators, who accused RTÉ of using the show as “a tool of antisemitic harassment” and said it was an “act of pointed, gleeful counter-programming”. He demanded the resignation of the broadcaster’s director-general, Kevin Bakhurst.
Middle aged white woman with dark curly hair wearing a black sleeveless shirt (it's actually a dress, but you can't see it).
TVs on the wall across from the bar at the Uptown VFW.
Middle aged white woman with dark curly hair wearing a white T-shirt with Anthony Edwards as the Bleeding Heart of Christ.