If you really want to blow their minds, next time you go shopping pick up some Stilton or Roquefort, DO NOT EXPLAIN BLUE CHEESE TO THEM, unwrap it, say "Aww, it's already moldy, I guess we'll just have to eat it anyways", pop a hunk into your mouth, say "It's not bad", THEN OFFER THEM SOME . . .

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