Thorn the Beep Virus

@badbeepboy.bsky.social

Computer virus. Very beepy, very bad. NSFW 18+ profile! | Version 3.3 (age 33) | He/Him/It | https://linktr.ee/badbeepboy

Photo of a G1 Soundwave action figure posed with his laser blaster and two of his little transformed cassette allies.

Photo of an action figure of Megabyte from the TV show ‘Reboot’ standing on top of a computer case.

Screenshot of a Tech Times article reporting on how KOSA’s co-authors in the Senate are sharply criticizing the House version of the bill, calling it “dead on arrival” and “a blank check to Mark Zuckerberg to exploit children.”

A screenshot of Apple Music on an iPhone showing my collection of music by Carl Anderson, a black Broadway star and soul/R&B artist. The covers of the two albums of his I have are shown, and he is clearly pictured on both.

The Apple-assigned artist image above his name is a picture of some nerdy-looking white guy. I have no idea who that white guy is.

An eastern cottontail bunny rabbit stands on a paved path by the edge of a lawn, looking behind it to check if it’s being seen.

The first of three grainy blurry photos of a really fat house sparrow sitting on a wooden railing. All three pictures are the same but he’s in slightly different poses.

A Reddit post entitled “Virus can’t get off my PC”

A photograph of my large media shelving unit holding hundreds of movies on Blu-ray and Ultra HD disc and many TV series collections on DVD and Blu-ray. And also a bunch of Power Rangers action figures.

A poster advertising a collaborative contest between Burger King and the Springfield Thunderbirds minor league hockey team. The poster depicts the team mascot, a blue and yellow anthropomorphic bird, in a silly “king” outfit with a robe and crown. The prizes listed do not include turning into said mascot.

A photograph of three old laptops - from 1986, 1998 and 2006 - lined up on a table in a panel room at Anthro New England

A tier list of movies I watched for the first time in 2025. Contents of the list are typed out in replies to this post.

A screenshot of a four-star movie review on Letterboxd. The review reads:

“This shit tight as hell, I hope a sexy computer virus kicks my ass one day too”

$A fake advertisement for Redslash Cybergroup, a fictional hacking-as-a-service company. Along with the company logo it shows a front and back view of a supervillain in a skintight black suit with slashes of red coloring and a large white jacket and boots. The ad copy at the top of the picture reads - "Even in an increasingly digitized world, we at Redslash Cybergroup know that many cyberattacks still require physical infiltration. Now, for the most challenging and vital operations, we offer an unprecedented tool - out own hi-tech supervillain for hire. Meet BACK:\SLASH." An info box on the left side of the ad reads - "BACK:\SLASH Features: -Super strength and enhanced durability, plus sonic and chemical weapons -Advanced situational and spatial awareness with a full array of sensors and scanners -An onboard supercomputer with Redslash's unmatched suite of hacking tools and techniques -Priority mission support from the Redslash Cybergroup team -An experienced, intelligent organic operator inside the suit - not a synthetic that can malfunction or be counter-hacked -Full dedication and loyalty to Redslash and to our clients' approved operations - guaranteed -Rates negotiated per operation" Finally, a bar at the bottom of the ad image reads- "BACK:\SLASH - The ultimate hacker-for-hire"$