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3 stoned badgers in a caftan, occasionally an ogier treesinger | 42 🏳️‍⚧️ they/he anarchist | ffxiv (white-haired elezen enjoyer) / pathfinder 2e | an absolute shambles | art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical

elayne, egwene and nynaeve, dressed finely and seated on horseback, as seen from the vision from egwene's aes sedai testing, where rand must be gentled before he can do further harm to anyone else or himself
"Autonomous micro-drone achieves first air-to-air insect kill on the way 'towards completely eradicating mosquitoes' — 40-gram unit uses car parking sensors, can eliminate insects at up to 26 feet"
a blue metal travel-style coffee mug with a lid, which has been modified with a metal bowl and stem to smoke weed out of
a crop of chiitan liking yet another of my ffxiv posts
a digital drawing of a man's torso, his arms over his head, made to look like an au ra male from ffxiv wearing naught but a fundoshi
a shirtless, tan skinned male viera, leans with his arms against some boxes on a dock in tuliyollal. he has green blue hair, a cybernetic left arm, and two swords on his back
a tan skinned female roegadyn with red hair in a shaggy wolfcut from final fantasy xiv poses in athletic wear on the seaside dock of limsa lominsa
a screenshot of estinien from final fantasy xiv, wearing an open, sleeveless hooded vest, with no shirt beneath and the hood drawn up. he grips his right wrist with his left hand, palms facing each other, wearing a pair of black fingerless gloves. he looks surly (as usual), the dome of alexandria visible in the night sky behind him
the two panel meme of eric andre trying to get past a tall fence into a closed area, throwing his head back to scream "let me in!"
three separate screenshots from ffxiv composed to resemble comic book panels. it depicts a roegadyn ninja in a fox mask infiltrating a garlean castrum, and dispatching magitek bits and legionnaires before destroying a hexadrone (a 6 wheeled tank)
yabushige from the shogun remake, scoffing "I don't have time for this Christian nonsense."
a collection of expression practice sketches of estinien from ffxiv, looking annoyed, secretly delighted, and confused as hell
two close up shots of david duchovny as fox mulder from the x-files, speaking to someone off camera: Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government. If you die, you let them off the hook.
a skeet from tar-minyatur's court twink: baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games
From Jun 27, Sat, 9:40 PM to Jun 29, Mon, 2:00 AM * WHAT...West winds 30 to 45 mph with gusts to 65 mph, and locally up to 70 mph, expected. Strongest winds on Saturday afternoon and evening.
a digital drawing of an oni gal with killer thighs, annoyed and stretching against a rocky cliff
the results of an evangelion personality test: asuka: 50% kaworu: 70% misato: 55 shinji: 50% gendo: 25% ritsuko: 70% rei: 65%
a female roegadyn from final fantasy xiv, with her hands on her hips, giving the camera a side-eyed smirk. her red and black hair is styled in a shaggy wolf cut, her arms are throat covered in a black and red tattoo of spider lillies, with a stylized fox mask inked between her collarbones
a digital drawing of a nagaji, a snakelike humanoid, with grey scaley skin and dark hair in which 2 strings of purple beads have been hung. his animist magic manifests around him in a cloud of glowing blue white butterflies
A blue furred hrothgar from final fantasy xiv with yellow tiger stripes stretches their arms over their head on a white stone landing. they are wearing a blue tunic with a red velvet sash and thick brown leather belt, the tunic embellished at the bottom with gold thread and tassels. they're also wearing tall brown leather boots, though the foot part is missing to make room for their digitigrade paw-feet golden bangles decorate their fingers, a crescent moon on a cord around their neck, along with a necklace of blue glowing crystal. the hair that matches their fur and stripe color is worn in long braid
your ff soul type final fantasy xv noctis lucis caelum 97 (top 1%) resonance score
a digital drawing of a demonic looking woman with bright orange skin, burnt orange accents on her fingers and tail, a reddish dorsal stripe, and white hair with purple streaks that is done in a long slender bicolor braid. she's in a tight purple crop top and a black string bikini, with a purple ribbon tied in a bow at the base of her tail. the whole thing is composed as a photo of her, with "xoxo, rune" written like an autograph
A screenshot from youtube music showing the album cover (a sort of angular abstract image of a blue/green line almost touched the apex of a reddish pink one). the song is called "hello, world!" by the band bump of chicken. beneath that are the standard media player controls for youtube
a loporrit from ffxiv in the yellow shirt from the society quests plus a swirly eyed pair of glasses. their first is clenched in triumph, a drawing stylus looking like a giant carrot in their other hand. a cigarette hangs in the air cartoonishly near their yelling mouth
a clip from a john mulaney stand up bit: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence.
a faked text between estinien and cygnet: where u at luv? Still in a meeting with Tataru, I fear (estinien sends the drawing I did from upstairs) Be there in a minute ??? there's no aetheryte
a digital pen drawing of estinien from ffxiv. he's using a tomestone camera to take a selfie in the bathroom mirror with his shirt pulled up and held between his teeth to show off his abs
a crop of clip studio paint, where the canvas displays a rough sketch of estinien from ffxiv, taking a mirror selfie with the hem of his shirt hiked up and held in his teeth
a crop from youtube music, showing the cover to cowboy bebop soundtrack 2, no disc. the cover art features art of a woman in the verge of tears with a hand to her face (she looks a bit like the character faye, but her top is wrong). also listed are the featured artists like mai yamane, masaaki endo, yoko kanno and the seatbelts, and gabriela robin - the woman singing the relevant song: green bird
a digital sketch of a woman's head, her hair pulled up in a ponytail and a cigarette in her teeth. she's looking off to the side with an annoyed expression. the bandage on her cheek and the scuff marks on her face hint at a fight
toki wartooth from the show metalocalypse, wearing his corpse paint backstage at a show. his expression and hands are pleading (he's asking skwisgaar if he can take the lead on the guitar solo just this once). a speech bubble has been added at the bottom, as if he were saying the quoted post
sam reid as lestat de lioncourt in amc's the vampire lestat. he's wearing a tight sleeveless undershirt in black, with a white guitar across his body, as he stands in front of a microphone on stage. he looks so good it could cause traffic accidents, good lord
white text on a black background reads: the owner of this account is currently the text then becomes red and a distorted glitchy jumble, repeating "woof", "arf" and "fuck" over and over it reverts back to white and readable: they'll be back in a little
an apple box - literally what it says on the tin - a rectangular wooden box with handle holes cut in the short sides. typically used in movies for different behind-the-scenes functions, like as light stands or to keep a camera level, and also for short actors to stand on to make them seem taller
alternate shot, showing estinien's little grin, the starry night sky, and that cyg's hair is (incorrectly) picking up the blue in estinien's shirt
a screenshot from final fantasy xiv, of my half-elezen cygnet, with his arms draped over estinien's shoulders, as they steal a private moment on the pier in limsa lominsa's housing district in the middle of the night
a screenshot from my phone weather app, set to dark grey night mode with white text: health center (a graphic of an arch, shaded orange to indicate a warning) air quality index: 156 unhealthy --- an in-app ad for clip studio paint --- advice for health General Everyone may experience some adverse effects. Sensitive groups Risk of serious health effects. Activity It's best to keep activities indoors today unless you have no choice.
a black and white digital drawing of estinien from ffxiv and my warrior of light, cygnet. estinien is just below cygnet, cyg's nose buried in his hair, while azem's crystal, on a cord around cygnet's neck, is clutched in his teeth
cygnet, a half-elezen trans man from final fantasy xiv, clutches his head in frustration while in his inn room in tuliyollal
a digital pen and marker drawing of urianger augurelt from ffxiv, from the torso up. he's posing with a single card from the astrologian's deck of sixty, held between two fingers.
3 panels of rogue from X-Men '97, on a undisclosed military base in mexico, searching for the mastermind behind the attack on genosha that left magneto and gambit dead. she's holding a uniformed man by his collar, high in the air. the first panel is focused on his face, the subtitles deliberately scrubbed and replaced with "so much for the tolerant left!" the second panel is from a top-down angle, showing rogue's angry face and drawn-back fist - and just how high up they are. the regular subtitles have returned, rogue replying bitterly: you killed those, sugar. The final panel is a close up of her face, and she's furious, her brows furrowed: now you get me.
the balding sicilian mastermind vizzini from the princess bride, played by wallace shawn. he's about to drink from his cup, confident that he's won his game of wits against wesley (he did not)
a silver grey pitbull mix sits on a sidewalk in the sun, squinting in the light in such a way that he looks disinterested in what you have to say
a shirtless, dark blue skinned xaela au ra man from final fantasy xiv, his dark black-blue scales seamed with a faint teal glow. he has long shaggy hair, and is scowling at the camera, doing his best billy idol impression
a screenshot from final fantasy xiv, of a male viera dressed in a close approximation of a jedi from star wars, leaping acrobatically with both lightsabers ignited, in the topmost level of ktisis hyperborea
the giant head of my dog jeff, wrapped in blankets and my leg
a crop from youtube: i love you always forever - donna lewis
a hrothgar from final fantasy xiv with long blue-black hair and gold streaks perches on a box outside of the caraline canopy in gridania, looking off into the distance. they're wearing a cropped red leather jacket, and large round orange-lensed sunglasses
a screenshot from my phone's weather app: 56 degrees and clear feels like 56
batty koda, from ferngully, is a nocturnal placental mammal from the order of pterodidae (or ptero-didn't-i?) - if you can't tell, he's a bat! yes he is, and he's currently stuffing a pair of faeries into his ears to muffle the loud music that's distressing him
a finished black and white portrait of estinien from ffxiv, rendered in greyscale marker. he's looking much prettier than usual
an update on an estinien drawing, getting inky now
the retro 80s techwave meme generator, all glowing neon pink and blue gradients and perspective grids. it reads: resurrect john brown and give him power armor
a rough pencil sketch of estinien from ffxiv as I figure out his face angles and the shape of his hair