Ryan Cadrette

@badscholarship.bsky.social

224 Followers 607 Following

Just a clown that pours beers.

Screencap that says "Fck a breakup, have you ever craved food that's not in your city?"
A quote from Ghostbusters: "Hey, guard!" above a photo of an albino raccoon hanging out with an otter next to a tree.
A raccoon with its arms spread wide stands directly behind a raccoon plushie. Below, a quote from the movie Ghostbusters reads "I want this man arrested."
A quote from Ghostbusters "I think there's just been a slight misunderstanding and I wanna to cooperate in any way that I can." Below the quote, a raccoon with an open mouth stands on its hind legs on a tile floor.
If you're familiar with my work, you'll know I'm an idiot who knows nothing about anything. Concepts have to be explained to me slowly, at length, and in bright colours, preferably by some kind of animated mascot who also represents a cereal brand.
A blurry photo of an Icelandic pop singer with the closed caption "singing in a global language"
Ruby, a brindle Staffy Pitbull mix, lies on her back like a dufus with a single fang exposed.
Ruby, a staffy pitbull mix with long pointy ears, snoozes blissfully under a pile of earth toned blankets.
A bowl of homemade Japanese fried chicken, rice, and cabbage next to a bottle of Sapporo beer.