Baenyth

@baenyth.bsky.social

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25 she/her (WATCH OUT I LIKE WEIRD HORNY STUFF SO YOU MINORS SHOULD KEEP AWAY)

I'm every bit as cool as Larry. And if I'm not, let me be struck by...a flying ice cream truck. (about to get struck by a flying ice cream truck) AND LIVE!
Damn, bitch, you live like this?
every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them [picture of the Scooby gang] logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the myster gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species
My Nuzlocker ASS in 2017 naming Pokemon after my loving family and taking anyone that dies out of the will. [Picture of an Old Man on the Computer]
The disgusting chum from Spongebob
"You guys are getting paid?"
Do not cite the deep magic to me Witch. I was there when it was written.
Floop from Spy Kids
PENIS!
Deflated Squidward from Naughty Nautical Neighbors
Caine TADC looking durb
God I wish that were me
Monokuma in the same pose as Ted
Friend inside me
A strange yellow claymation caricature of Mount Rushmore featuring an Elvis replica, Brawn Hilda opera singer, living strand of taffy, and clown all wielding bananas instead of the four presidents. The sky in the background is at night.
Glalie from Pokemon (default art)
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? Here on Earth?"
Parakarry (PM64)
Ralsei after he got splatted
The colonials from All Tomorrows, spacefaring humans that fought off the evil Qu twice before losing and were turned into still-sapient meatbricks that filter waste as punishment.
A glass of water
“Interesting.”
I AM A BALL GIRL
Felix Graham de Vanily (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir, 2015-)
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons on the phone saying "I need the shittiest take you have." and "No, that's too shitty."
The Five Dastardly Bombers (Bomberman)
Alphys Undertale
sad critter that got pelted with tomatoes
It's sunshine and rainbows and happy dolphins dancing and a beautiful tropical sea
Tsumugi Shirogane
Blast five or six orgasms in the shower then blow out your nose while holding it, like covering your ears. It should speedrun most of the uterine lining shedding. Just make sure to get that crud down the drain.
Ah shit, here we go again.
Me, Beth, a toony pale-blue-eyed girl with brown hair wearing a black sports bra, a purple tank top, a black track jacket, cyan booty shorts, white socks, and blue sneakers.
A badly damaged Whitebeard from One Piece yelling