Baerbie 📍 Chicago 7/18-22

@baerbie.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈 | Naked | Descended from French whores NOLA

Sex dungeon bathed in red light, a St. Andrew's Cross is in the foreground with slings and dildos in the background
Screenshot from a gif. Blood spatters on a black background with white lettering in the middle that says "the hero"
Baerbie, a tall white man with black body and facial hair smiles coyly at the camera. He's at FistFest in Augusta, GA wearing a cropped Oh, Mary! t-shirt and pink and seafoam green-striped shorts
"Is this a pigeon" meme, with Drew's vest superimposed over the butterfly, and character asking "is this what serving cunt really means?"
Gif from SATC of Lexi saying "No one's fun anymore. Whatever happened to fun?"
Baerbie, white man with black body hair, stands against a light blue wall. His blue and pink striped tank top rides up over his voluptuous belly, and his hands play with the waist and of his small swim briefs. Is he pulling them up or pulling them off? What would you prefer?
Screenshot of Baerbie's top ten in his "On Repeat" Spotify playlist. Abracadabra, Lady Gaga Nissan Ultima, Doechii Keep Me Satisfied, Jungle Te Maldigo, Omar Apollo w/Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross Disease, Lady Gaga Denial is a River, Doechii Love is Unkind, Banks Love Me Not, Rayvyn Lense Being Basic, Djo Alter Ego (with JT), Doechii & JT
Bottom (hehe) shelf of a grocery store aisle selling double-sized Crisco for your naughtiest biscuit making needs.
Baerbie, a white, cis man with black facial and body hair, stands naked (except for a gold necklace) behind a decorated Christmas tree. A white, globe ornament in the foreground says "Happy Almost Mardi Gras" in red and green font.
Baerbie, a white, cis man with black hair (facial, head, body) sits in a pair of tighty whitey's on his couch showing off his tummy
Poster for World AIDS Day Vigil starting in the neutral ground at Rampart and Elysian (in front of the Phoenix) at 5:30pm and continuing south to Washington Square. The poster is white text on a black background with red accents. Their are pictures of candles and the World AIDS Day ribbon
View of the TWA hotel men's room
View of the TWA Hotel lobby facing the entrance. Mod 60s design elements abound
Baerbie, a white man with black facial and body hair, lays in bed. He is wearing a pair of black briefs with pink piping
Baerbie lounges in a Nasty pig speedo decorated in pink hibiscus flowers with green leaves on a black background.
Pic by Doug Lindsey and of a Grizzly bear staring lovingly, longingly, hungrily at a GIANT pumpkin during the Big Bears, Big Veggies event at the Alaskan Wildlife Conservancy. Every year, the Alaskan State Fair donates the giant produce to the conservancy for wildlife to eat (brb, sobbing)
Lois Griffin Pills Meme Lois: Me, wanting to open BlueSky in public Pill Bottle: FCF
Fill-in-the-blank zodiac meme "Just a/an (rising sign) (sun sight) in need of (moon sign)" and a table of options below. Comment your big three, and I'll tell you what you're in need of, big boy 😉
Picture of a black bear with uwu fingers emojis put over the top. General vibe is "Bear says 'I'm baby'" and...yeah
A list of NSFW questions about sex. Alas, it is too long to fit in the alt-text :( Comment a random # between 1-30 to get a q answered.