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jorts authority. head dude at @beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him

i celebrate the guy's entire catalog
austin boulevard with sears in the background
A 31-year-old tech start-up worker living in San Francisco, who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of professional repercussions, said that her engineering manager husband told her a few months ago that he needed to focus all his energy on becoming an "AI native" and requested that she take on almost all parenting responsibilities for the couple's preschool-age daughter. She complied. She described the experience as surreal, as he spent days, nights and weekends, locked in his office toiling away on Al projects. But her husband eventually thanked her: He was now the top user of Al in his company.
calvin and hobbes on a camping trip in a torrential downpour. calvin's swimming in a pond and hobbes is in a rain slick. hobbes asks "how's the water". calvin: "freezing. i'm coming out. hand me my towel ok?" (wrings out towel, attempts drying off) (walking back) "this is the dumbest vacation i've ever been on."
charlatan pale ale by maplewood
sports center headline of scotsman josh kerr obliterating the mile world record with an english flag
message board post: Not going down road of politics, but follow-up re donors... Following up on this post from the other day... I've heard some donors have reportedly threatened to pull their support depending on the outcome of the upcoming elections - specifically the Michigan U.S. Senate race and the University of Michigan Board of Regents races - due to certain candidates' positions on Israel. And this isn't limited to athletics. But because the focus here is athletics, it's worth pointing out that NIL support could take a significant hit depending on who wins.
the pictures for sad children comic about the air & water show in chicago with the host introducing various planes saying "this is what it might sound like to die"
2013 falklands referendum where 99.8% of voters chose to remain a uk territory
Chicago Fleet and Facility Management official webpage Home / Departments / Fleet and Facility Management / Asset Management / News Releases / American Flags to Half Staff Immediately to Honor Senator Lindsey Graham American Flags to Half Staff Immediately to Honor Senator Lindsey Graham July 13, 2026
ariel from "ariel needs legs" thinking to herself "Ohhh I can't not fuck him"
incoming text message: "It’s a shame Sniffies disabled user comments 2 days before Lindsay Graham died"
calvin telling his dad to catch a water balloon while inside
will sasso as kenny rogers chugging milk and getting cattle-prodded
meme from dune with muppet characters where emily bear tells kermit if he removes his band from the box he died and kermit asks what's in the box and emily says "pain" and kermit makes a face
morrie's wig shop ad from goodfellas where he's next to the pool
Beermiscuous-Lakeview's 12th Anniversary Saturday, June 27, 2026, 12p-12a 2812 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago Special Tappings Exclusive Merchandise Giveaways World Cup Game Watch Special Bottles, and more!
alan elrod with labels Liberal Apologia, Gaza Genocide Denial, Leftist Scapegoating, and Denies US Genocide Role
lawrence from office space saying "i tell you what i'd do man, two chicks at the same time"
Beermiscuous and Roaring Table collaborate on Bothy, a Wee Heavy brewed in honor of Scotland's first World Cup in 28 years.
Autocorrect kept changing Karl Marx to TJ Maxx in my essay about TJ Maxx
boo
me in a scotland away kit
poorly shopped photo of marc summers with weed and weed paraphernalia captioned "I love weed. jah bless. -marc summers"
does he know
lock screen: iPhone unavailable try again in 1 minute
yellow card
some idiot responding to my good news about covid levels being their lowest since pre-summer 2021 with some anti-vaxx nonsense.
Fever's Clark: '25 injuries pose 'mental challenge'
crestfallen calvin with an explosion over his head
matt o'shea with a look somewhere between "rumpled" and "ill-advised"
responding to a text scammer with a pic of the weird bbq-themed bush's baked beans flavors
kei truck with underframe neon lights next to a tranquil lake and forest
statler the muppet
harvey birdman terror alert chart: “low, elevated, high, really high, pee pee pants”
DATA REVEALS THE BULLS MIGHT HAVE PADDED MICHAEL JORDAN'S STATS DURING HIS DPOY SEASON
pleasant fuzzy uniformed mustard cryptid and a vile ketchup mascot wearing a trenchcoat
I could use one of those fucking HOT beers.
Nextdoor post: "A police car crashed into a light pole in front of Lardon and a police station in Logan Square."
LEGORA: Collaborative AI for exceptional lawyers
matt bors comic frame 1: woman posting "apple airpods cost $159, but they can't pay taxes or decent wages to their Chinese factory workers!" frame 2: dude pops up outta nowhere and says "... you said on an iphone. heh. gotcha."
boo
poorly-lit pic of fetterman (giving a doofy two thumbs up), rfk (we have lysenko at home) jr., and cheryl hines
instagram story from diego pavia of an all-black screen captioned "fuck the @nfl i write my own path"
oh no
@normcharlatan.bsky.social posting "Guy who didn't join the military because of flu vaccines." right above @goodboy.bsky.social posting "Stroszek! (NBC TV series 1978-1979)
neon sign with “walk up & get the goo” lit up and the “ds” not lit up
'The Biden administration teed up the tragedies we're seeing now.' -Ryan Schwank, former ICE attorney
"I was going back and reading a lot of my earlier pieces - I guess, maybe intuitively, I was wondering, 'Oh, my God, has that happened? Has Al changed my voice?'" Gilgan told me. But "I don't think I actually worried about it, because I haven't used it to that extent."
imessage exchange image of detroit tigers' book club night at comerica park may 27 vs angels featuring fourth wing and a branded long-sleeved shirt of the same "the tigers['] smutty dragon sex collab is lit" link to list of other fourth wing theme nights my response to all this: is this like fourth meal but for BW3's