Darcie B

@bakeitso.bsky.social

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Come for the fraud fighting, stay for the cookies.

Screenshot of donation to sanctuary supply depot in the amount of $50
Orange tabby cat lying on the grass in the shade.
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Calico tabby kitten sleeping with both (polydactyl) front paws stretched out over her head. Her name is Hyacinth Roberta, but she goes by Bobbi (with an I with a heart on top).
An orange tabby cat named Barney laying next to snow on the mountain underneath some bushes
Multi-colored polydactyl tabby is reaching for the camera so it looks like she is taking a selfie.
A fluffy black cat and an orange tabby cat stand on concrete steps next to a fence where a schnauzer-mix dog is standing. The orange cat is standing nose-to-nose with the dog, but the black cat has her tail puffed out. I take these two cats on a walk almost every day, the orange cat is Barney and the black cat is Polly (full name: polydactyly pickle jar). Barney loves the dog, whose name is Dorothy.
Three quarters of a waffle sits next to some orange segments on a Blue Willow plate. The plate sits next to a cast aluminum Wagner waffle iron with a patent date of September 1925.
Three quarters of a pecan waffle and some mandarin orange segments on a blue Willow plate next to a Wagner cast aluminum waffle maker with a patent date of September 1925
A farmer wearing a seed cap, dressed in all denim work clothes, and with a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, has an orange cat on his lap. There is a can of Old Milwaukee beer balanced precariously on top of the cat's head. The cat does not look amused but is not trying to get away. The cat's name was either Sugar or Spice (they were littermates who looked a lot alike and I can't remember which this was).
Strawberry rhubarb pie with a top crust that has heart and star cut outs. Part of the filling has bubbled over the edge of the crust and several pieces have been removed. Two by me, one by my husband.
Chocolate French silk pie in a flaky pastry shell topped with swirls of bourbon whipped cream, chocolate curls, and cacao nibs.
A silky silver tabby is sitting on the corner of a bed looking handsome AF.
A small black and white tuxedo kitten is perched on a cloud and crescent, moon scratching post, looking up adorably at the camera. He has a white smudge on the left side of his nose.
A 7-month-old tuxedo kitten with a white bib and white smudge on the left side of his face looking at the new reinforcements on the porch screen. You can tell he will be trying to find a different way out. At his last vet visit, the vet tech said "he looks naughty." Can confirm.
A polydactyl calico tabby kitten, sitting on my lap and making biscuits on my belly.
Polydactyl calico tabby kitten (the cutest in the world), purring on my lap and making biscuits on my belly. I know you can’t see the purring, but you could probably measure it with a seismograph.
Photo of two Pakleds from Star Trek The Next Generation, with one saying to the other “he is smart”. The Trump administration is completely staffed by Pakleds.
Layer cake with dark chocolate icing in a vintage aluminum cake carrier. There is a diamond pattern on the top of the cake with kisses of icing around the perimeter.
Maple tree with deep red autumn leaves in front of a blue house.
A-1 tap valve to add refrigerant to a closed system.
Dilute tortoise shell cat squinting at the camera, judging you silently.
Peaceful sleeping kitten in front of wooden blinds. The kitty is a gray tabby with hints of orange on her nose and cheeks. Abolish ICE
A buche de Noel with a chocolate ganache “bark” and a coffee mascarpone filling. The log has one stubby side branch. The log is garnished with some spruce tips.
Triumph the insult comic dog in front of two microphones with a cigar in his mouth
Photo of triumph, the insult, comic dog in front of two microphones with a cigar in his mouth
An orange tabby with white patches sits on a rustic garden bench among ferns
Side view of cake showing a layer of green icing topped a layer of genoise sponge followed by a layer of pistachio crème mousseline in a row of have raspberries sitting on another layer of genoise.
Tiny, gray, white and orange tabby kitten, looking up the camera with a concerned expression on its adorable little face.
A gorgeous silky, silver tabby cat sits on a floral bedspread. He’s very beautiful and very dumb.
Five 8 day old kittens in a cuddle puddle. One is a gray tabby, one is tortoise shell, and three are mostly black with white paws.
Ilya Prusikin of Russian parody pop group Little Big dressed in a white Elvis style jumpsuit on stage at Skyway Theatre in Minneapolis.
Thot Squad performing at the Acadia in August 2025.
Meet Polly Pickles, a small black polydactyl cat with a large belly - because it's full of kittens - who is now safe and sound. She's looking up pensively while checking out her new surroundings and plush cat bed. Polly is settling in nicely.
Cross-section of a croissant, chewing a moderately open and airy crumb.
Gorgeous silver tabby cat looking inquisitively at the camera. Too friggin’ cute. His name is Dorian Gray.
A square tart with fluted edges, and a freaky crust is filled with heirloom tomatoes pressing on an herbed cheese filling. Chiffonade of basil is scattered across the top.
Barney, an orange tabby cat, looks out from the weathered wood railing of a treehouse
Dark gingerbread cookies (from Ottolenghi Sweet) with patterns from Nordicware cookie stamps are resting on a wire grid cooling rack.
Carrot cake cupcakes with cream cheese frosting because fuck Dr Oz
Carrot cake cupcakes with cream cheese frosting because fuck Dr Oz
Two cats snuggled together in a ying-yang position. One is an orange tabby with a white belly (Barney) and the other is a dilute tortoiseshell (Heidi). They are hugging each other. Adorable. Squee.
Close-up shot of lilacs just beginning to bloom. Quintessential spring.
Dilute tortoiseshell cat named Heidi sitting in the space underneath a sewing machine, with the sewing machine tilted back above it, inspecting to make sure it’s all OK.
Meme from Arrested Development. Top frame: Tobias Funke (David Cross) and Lindsey Bluth (Portia de Rossi) are standing together. Caption: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... Bottom frame, Tobias looking at Lindsey. Caption: but it might work for us.
Four cats asleep on a queen size bed, one at the head, one in the middle, and two at the foot, with no room for an adult human to sleep between them. They don't care.
A gorgeous blue and black butterfly landing on a light purple coneflower surrounded by several other coneflowers, plus a glimpse of white phlox peeking through in the background.
Round loaf of bread, golden brown, with an almost spider-shaped pattern scored into the top. Medium rye sandwich loaf.
A dilute tortoiseshell cat lounges in a fluffy, faux sheepskin-lined cat bed. She looks annoyed at being disturbed.
Gif of Nelson from the Simpson saying “ha ha”
Dilute tortoiseshell cat relaxing in a fluffy tan cat bed, looking annoyed at being disturbed
Dilute tortoiseshell cat sitting in a Chewy box on top of a table with a grumpy look on her face.
Chocolate dipped diamond shaped cookies sit on a small square plate with a multicolored striped border. The cookies are spiced mostacciola.
A 3 x 3 grid of brown cookies stamped with a geometric design and covered in a sheer white glaze. Recipe from Ottolenghi Sweet.
Closeup of an 8 inch layer cake with yellow and white flowers against a green background, and a bee with almond slices for wings above the flowers with a blue sky behind it. The icing is made to resemble an oil painting with thick brushstrokes.
Fluted tart with golden brown crust with a creamy custard filling surrounding thin slices of apples arranged as overlapping shingles. A little monochromatic to look at, but the flavors are multi-layered.
Imperfect latte art with three hearts in a vertical row in an ivory fiestaware mug sitting on a birch butcher block counter.