Balderdash

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I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door. The layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize

There's some aggro in the middle of the pitch, and apparently Paredes is throwing punches. What a way to go.
Monkman
Young (early 20’s) Thomas Tuchel
An error from The Independent reading: England and Argentina have not met since a friendly in Geneva in 2005. Their last World Cup match was in 1998, with a round of 16 fixture settled on penalties as Argentina progressed.
norwayambassador1 Congratulations to England! H Wishing you and your amazing fans all the best in the semi-finals. Our World Cup journey ends here, but respect remains.Vikings & Saxons share a long history, & in many ways, we're family. a As I promised,if Norway fell tonight, l'd proudly stand behind England for the rest of the tournament. Bring the World Cup home for the sons of Vikings and Saxons! On behalf of Norwegians -good luck, cousins. A Come on, England! EKH- 1/2
‘Widdecombe said she had no interest in sex, and never married.’ By Kevin Rawlinson
Cigar fez. Fez cigar.
Noskova sets up all-Czech final
Graph showing Farage getting under 50% of the vote share
Farage saying he’s been an ‘influencer.’
Reeves to approve Farage's resignation, saying if he wants to spend summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him - UK politics live
Belgian René Magritte with one of his ‘Man in a bowler hat’ creations
Approaching a stile with the valley in the distance
Black Knight from Monty Python’s Holy Grail. Limbless with just a torso and head remaining.
Pitch with cracks
El Savadorean ref Ivan Barton
Jacob Widell Zetterstrom holding the Sweden flag
Netherlands v Morocco
Harry Enfield’s Yawkshire bloke holding a slab of lard
Ben Stokes celebrating
Jangoo - record breaker
Jeff Vader pointing at Princess Leia
Ken Dodd running around at Anfield in Liverpool kit