Ballroom Jam

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Mainly Fantasy Premier League stuff. Best FPL finish 1819 in the 18/19 season. FPL ID for the 25/26 season 366785. It's possible to send me DMs but I can't read them as I won't be doing the age verification.

Inspector Cluseau from the Pink Panther cartoon.

Liberation by Augustus Pablo on the Ja-Man label.

Writing credits : H Swaby, Stone O. Swaby

Label of 7" single by Augustus Pablo called Liberation.

H Swaby amongst the writing credits, Producer D. Swaby.

A pair of jeans demonstrating their overbagginess.

Cover of DJ Shadow album Entroducing
It features 2 people looking through the racks in a record store.

Aikido: Using the opponent's energy against them.

Cover of Parliament's Gold album.

Message from Boston Globe to Scotland fans thanking them for " laughter, bagpipes & memories.

. . . In itself, Brexit alters nothing. . . .
But it has unleashed demands for action that will not be stilled. For me, that's a good thing.

Picture of an Indian harmonium.

Rear view of a Millimetric S4 headstock, showing unusual "inverted" layout. The machine head nearest the nut controls the high E string and the furthest controls the low E string.

Chris Morris on Brass Eye behind red prison bars warning of the dangers of Cake

A swatchbook or swatch book containing fabric samples.

Album cover for Batman and Robin featuring the Sensational Guitars of Dan & Dale.

Ballroom Jam gameweek 20 transfer:

In Trossard 1 points; Out Rice 17 points.

Cynthia Dietrich, played by Cynthia Dale Scott in the film Aliens.

Ballroom Jam final squad for gameweek 38 and the 25/26 season.

Verbruggen.
Virgil, O'Reilly, Gabriel & Hill.
Gross, Salah (captain), Bruno F & Ndiaye.
Haaland & Calvert-Lewin.
Bench: Darlow, Ampadu, Mane & Van Hecke.

Ballroom Jam points for gameweek 37:
Verbruggen 2.
Tarkowski 3, Van Hecke 2 & Gabriel 6.
Ndiaye 2, Saka 10, Gross 3, Bruno F 9 & Ampadu (autosub in for Pedro) 3.
Haaland (captain) 18 & Calvert-Lewin 7
Bench: Darlow 11, Joao Pedro 0, O'Reilly 2 & Hill 1
Total 65.

Ursula Andress emerges from the sea onto a beach. From the Bond film Dr. No.

Ballroom Jam team for gameweek 37:
Verbruggen.
Tarkowski, Van Hecke & Gabriel.
Ndiaye, Daka, Groß & Bruno F.
João Pedro, Haaland (captain) & Calvert-Lewin.
Bench: Darlow, Ampadu, O'Reilly & Hill

Comparison of GE 24 and LE 26 results for Makerfield.
Labour 45 down to 24%
Reform 32 up to 50%

$Ballroom Jam points for gameweek 36: Verbruggen 6 O'Reilly 6, Van Hecke 6, Gabriel 11 \7 \hill 6 Semenyo 12, Saka 2, Gross 6 & Bruno F 3 Haaland (triple captain) 33 & Calvert-Lewin 7 Bench: Darlow 2, Joao Pedro 2, Senesi 8 & Ampadu 10 total 97$

Painting of Morgan le Fey by Frederick Sandys
The powerful enchantress of Arthurian legend is dressed in yellow and green with a leopard skin and casting a spell.

A little bit of footage from Colin McRae Rally 2.0

Picture of the Playstation game Colin McRae Rally 2.0

Electoral Commission website extract showing that up to 12 different descriptions are allowedfor the same party.

My FPL squad is blurred apart from Hill in starting eleven and J Pedro on the bench.

Ballroom Jam team for GW36:

Verbruggen
O'Reilly, Van Hecke, Gabriel & Hill
Semenyo, Saka, Gross & Bruno F
Haaland (triple captain) & Calvert-Lewin
Bench: Darlow, J Pedro, Senesi & Ampadu

Alan Whicker.
1970s travel journalist on UK TV.

Photo from a No Kings protest in USA

Google search for "chvel"
Nutritional supplement for compromised horses.

Album cover:
Pretenders in capital letters above photo of the band.

Maitlis on Newsnight with the background of Corbyn in Russian hat and the Kremlin.

Maitlis on Newsnight in front of mock up of Corbyn in Russian fur hat in front of the Kremlin

Ballroom Jam free hit team for gameweek 34:
Woodman.
Gabriel, Konaté & Saliba.
Rice. Ndiaye, Bruno F, Salah (captain) & Rogers.
Thiago & Bowen.
Bench: Hermansen, Mavropanos, Brobbey & Aldarete.

Part of an image on BlueSky featuring a football game with a large right arrow obscuring the view of a player's upper body.

Ballroom Jam gameweek 33:

Bench Boost:

Darlow 8 & Verbruggen 8
O'Reilly 13, Senesi 6, Van Hecke 12, Hill 5 & Gabriel 0 (lucky not to be minus)
Semenyo 5, Gross 16, Palmer (vice captain) 2, Ampadu 12 & Bruno F 6
Joao Pedro 0, Haaland (captain) 26 & Calvert-Lewin 8
Total 127 points
1 million overall rank rise & 51 point green arrow.
Old Rank 2.7 million
New Rank 1.7 million
Gameweek Rank 181K
Star: Gross 16
Flop: Gabriel 0
Killer : Guehi 8

Final points for Ethan Ampadu in double gameweek 33.
12 points. +99% in green indicates that I owned him and 99% didn't.
He got an assist at the end of the game and ended up on 2 bonus points.

Izzy Lenga with Israeli flag and rifle

Camden labour support genocide and apartheid.
Izzy Lenga with Israeli flag and rifle.

Izzy Lenga draped in the flag of Israel and brandishing a rifle.

Lisa Nandy at Israeli embassy having a laugh with her genocidal friends in the aftermath of the sadistic murder of hundreds of starving Palestinians in death traps masquerading as aid stations.

Still from 1983 film Local Hero.

Peter Capaldi as Danny & Jenny Seagrove as Marina.
They're on a rocky beach. He's in jacket and tie, she wears a wetsuit.

Extract from LiveFPL stating:

Most duplicated team. 43592

That means they have identical starting lineups and captain choice.

Harriet Williamson wearing a green football shirt in the style of the Irish team but with a circular badge featuring a map of Palestine with the words "An Phalalaistín" in white lettering on an orange background.
An Phalalaistín is the Irish for Palestine.

Front page of The National with a large advertisement for the transphobic hate mongers ISP.

First draft of Free Hit team for gameweek 34.
Raya
Gabriel, Virgil and Saliba
Gibbs-White, Ndiaye, Bruno F (captain) & Szoboszlai
Thiago, Bowen & Watkins
Subs: Roefs, Rogers, N Williams & Aldarete

Gameplay from the early 1970s video game Pong.

Cover of 1981 album Scientist Meets The Space Invaders.

Bench Boost squad for gameweek 33.
Darlow
O'Reilly, Sensesi & Van Hecke
Semento, Groß, Palmer & Ampadu
João Pedro, Haaland & Calvert-Lewin
Bench: Verbruggen, Bruno F, Hill & Gabriel

A screenshot of my BlueSky feed which is blank with an ominous looking red box with "! Forbidden" written in it.

Ballroom Jam Wildcard team for Gameweek 32:

Goalkeepers: Verbruggen & Darlow
Defenders: Gabriel, Senesi, Hill, O'Reilly & Van Hecke
Midfield: Semenyo, Palmer, Gross,Bruno F & Ampadu
Forwards: Haaland, Joao Pedro & Calvert-Lewin

Players Out on wildcard:
Kelleher & Dubravka
Virgil, Timber & Thiaw
Wirtz, Anderson & Dango
Ekitike & Thiago

Players In on wildcard:
Verbruggen & Darlow
Gabriel, O'Reilly & Van Hecke
Palmer, Gross & Ampadu
Haaland & Calvert-Lewin

An Islamophobe reveals their ignorance and bigotry by responding to a post bemoaning the loss of innocent lives with
"Mostly islamic lives so no problem"

Thank you! It’s infuriating, I don’t know why she does it (or why she’s still on Twitter, tbh)

Scene from 1964 film Mary Poppins of Mary saying "Indubitably".

Image from a Henderson's Relish Strong & Northern t-shirt.
Henderson's Relish is made in Sheffield.

Ballroom Jam current 10 year standing:
22007

Ballroom Jam 10 year FPL rank at start of 25/26 season:
886

Servalan from Blake's 7 looking sweet (but probably up to something devilish).

Flop:
Senesi with 8 points and a gain of 6.20