Baphomuki 🔞

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#baphillust (art) | #baphscript (smut) | #baphmusic (music) ⛧ They/them, 30s ⛧ Twitch: twitch.tv/baphomuki ⛧ Throne: throne.com/baphomuki

Part of a page in a DCC, most of it is blurred out. On the blurred part is a text that goes "A coward, Dinniman. That's what you are!" The unblurred part is a paragraph with the following dialogue underlined: "Banging monster girls is not the narrative we're going for with this story."
Pencil sketches of legs. Three legs, drawn separately, are displayed. Next to one of the legs, by the shin is the text "Uoooh!!!!"
Borzoi with a candle on its head.
Meme telling you it's always morally correct to do as quoted
A schedule for april with three columnns. First for day, then place, then script. Line by line the columns read: 2nd, FAP, The hopsitality of the toad queen. 3rd, GWA, There’s not enough stories about toads. 6th, Guild, Toadally helping. 9th, FAP, Toadally helping. 10th, GWA, The hopsitality of the toad queen. 13th, Guild, Your girlfriend challenges you to a wizar... 16th, FAP, Your girlfriend challenges you to a wizar... 17th, GWA, Toadally helping. 20th, Guld, Huntress hunted. 23rd, FAP, Huntress hunted. 24th, GWA, Your girlfriend challenges you to a wizar... 27th, Guild, The Dark Lord’s Prize I. 27th, Darkside, The Dark Lord’s Prize I 30th, FAP, The Dark Lord’s Prize I
An open instrument case lying on a bed with a Kravik Lyre inside
Gordon Ramsay saying "finally some good fucking food"
A pixel art illustration of a midi controller
A table in yellow text on a black background labeled march. The columns are labelled Day, Place and Script. After this the table reads, line by line as follows. 2nd, Guild, Getting drunk with your sister. 3rd, GWA, Elden Cockring - The Complete Saga. 5th, FAP, Getting drunk with your sister. 9th, Guild, Wrestler tomboy mouse girl. 12th, FAP, Wrestler tomboy mouse girl. 13th, GWA, Getting drunk with your sister. 16th, Guild, Your sister wants to try CNC. 19th, FAP, Your sister wants to try CNC. 20th, GWA, Wrestler tomboy mouse girl. 23rd, Guild, There's not enough stories about toads. 26th, FAP, There's not enough stories about toads. 27th, GWA, Your sister wants to try CNC. 30th, Guild, The hopsitality of the toad queen.
Image of a squatting guy holding a skateboard under his right arm and holding his left out in a v-sign. Over the image is the text "I hope 2026 treats you the way you treat trans women."
Screenshot of sheet music featuring loads of ledger lines below the bass clef.
A phone recording of baphomuki playing the kravik lyre
Meme featuring an interviewer and a profusely blushing person. The blushing person is speaking into the microphone and is saying "big... hug... cow lady... n... nice to me..."
A piece of sheet music for Priscilla's Song from The Witcher featuring a tied A crossing the borders of a bar.
Portrait charcoal drawing
An unfinished portrait, depicting basically a head with no face
Charcoal drawing of an eye
Yellow text on black background listing dates and subdreddit followed by the scripts to be released at that time at that place this month. What follows is the schedule itself: 9th, Guild, Convolutions of the Crypt Creature. 12th, FAP, Convolutions of the Crypt Creature. 14th, Guild, Valentinsdag med Mr. Melk. 14th, FAP, , Valentinsdag med Mr. Melk. 14th, GWA, , Valentinsdag med Mr. Melk. 14th, TREA, , Valentinsdag med Mr. Melk. 16th, Guild, Your sister thinks step-porn is for cowards. 19th, FAP, Your sister thinks step-porn is for cowards. 20th, GWA, Convolutions of the Crypt Creature. 23rd, Guild, Elden Cockring - The Complete Saga. 26th, FAP, Elden Cockring - The Complete Saga. 27th, GWA, Your sister thinks step porn is for cowards.
Title text of a news article that says "Charlie Kirk says gun deaths unfortunately worth it to keep 2nd amendment"
A hare in the grass
A hare sitting in tufts of grass
Bag of cloth wipes, featuring prominently on the side the text "bigger, wetter, stronger"
Two pencil drawings of sketched out muscular figures with lots of circles and guidelines
A peonie
A claymore sword hanging on the wall. Sticking out from the wall mount to the left is a trans flag and to the right is a progress/pride flag
Picture of a desktop screen, with a keyboard in front of it. The screen has an installer for a Linux distro visible on it
A county map of Iowa. Every county is mostly square.
MagpieBard flexing in front of a bookshelf and a claymore while wearing a solaire of astora helmet.
Picture of a skeleton on fire holding a sword. Top text says "state of the world? Bad! Mental health? Also bad!" Bottom text says "but still, we charge forward"
Meme guide to bulgarian split squats. The procedure is to lie down, try not to cry and then cry a lot. The muscles this uses are listed as quads, glutes, adductor and the soul (crushed).
Prince you can always do X meme. Top text says "you can always kick a generative AI CEO in the nuts" Bottom text says "It's always morally correct."
Drawing of a crying angry man on the left saying "you think you're better than me because you don't use AI to make-." And a chad on the right saying "yes."
A video of The Magpie Bard playing their baritone ukulele.
Magpie Bard holding a baritone ukulele. On the ukulele is a sticker of a sleeping cat.
A meme featuring kirby holding a sign which says "kill me with your thighs you coward!"
A meme of SpongeBob mocking someone by saying in a stylized manner "say thank you"
Autism creature playing a kravik lyre This represents MagpieBard
"we are not the same meme" Top text: "you work out to look good and get in shape" Bottom text: "I work out to throw terfs in the river"
A meme featuring two wrestlers. One stands behind the other menacingly. On the head of the one in front is another meme featuring a pokemon battle, with one side being labeled "fear of having kids" and the other being labeled "my love for creampies." On the head of the menacing wrestler is the text "a vasectomy."
Four tuning pegs on the head of a reconstructed medieval citole. They look like four little penises penetrating the headstock with their balls in the air.
A picture of three cats. Two of them are asleep and are squeezing into the third cat in the middle who looks uncomfortable and very awake. On the left cat that is asleep is the text "everything that has happened." On the right cat it says "everything that could happen." On the awake cat in the middle it says "me at 2 am."
Moving On. I am officially quitting nsfw scriptwriting and will be focusing exclusively on music moving forwards. I will still be here and of course continue to support audio erotica and its creators; don't think I will ever forget everything this space has given me. All music released under the Baphomuki name will remain available to use in your audios for free, and all you have to do is credit me. Nothing will change there. From February I will also be letting my scripts go, changing my script fill policy to be much more open and liberal. At that time there will be a pinned post at my reddit profile with details. To reflect the change in direction I will be undergoing some minor branding changes (🤮) in February but to keep my scripts up and maintain your access to my music, my old whyp and reddit will remain unchanged.
A video of Baph playing Liza Jane on their mountain dulcimer.
A picture of an appalachian dulcimer in a carrying case
The text "man I love folk instruments" in an off yellow, over a black background. The letters are stylized so the M, I, L and F are much much larger than the other letters, creating the initial impression the text says "milf."
A picture of a tascam model 12 mixer interface.
Meme featuring bugs bunny in a tux against a black bacground. The text says "I wish all generative AI devs a very stub your toe on everything forever"