Baral'heia Stormdancer ΘΔ🐲

@baralheia.dragonchat.org

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Lvl 41 🌈♂️🐉(he/him) • 🔊 buh-RAWL-hee-UH Stormdragon from Tornado Alley :otherkin: :deltatheta: Amateur Trance DJ & Professional Computer Bapper :dragnheart […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://dragonchat.org/@baralheia, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

A Buckeye Model 20SHISA 20lb ABC dry type fire extinguisher with hose
A package of Benton's "Aussie Style Chocolate Coated Wafer Cookies". They're Aldi USA's knockoff of Tim Tams.
A table showing the average, high, and low outdoor temperature and heat index values for July 21, 2026 from my personal weather station. Of note, it shows a high temperature of 107.6°F at 3:58pm CDT with a heat index of 122°F at 4:21pm CDT.
An unopened 12oz (355mL) can of Squirt Zero Sugar, a tasty caffeine free grapefruit flavored soda
An example DM from Bridgy Fed showing a link to an interaction from a Bluesky user who isn't bridged into the Fediverse, along with a link to a portal where you can respond to the interaction.
A cartoony black and white tuxedo cat named Maxwell (aka Dingus) bouncing back and forth as if he's dancing.
An OBS stream preview of a complete scene with stream overlay, Twitch chat, Now Playing, and a VR dragon avatar with an excited expression from VNyan all composed into one scene. There are a massive number of hand-hearts floating up from the bottom as a (simulated) new follower alert is triggered.
A cropped screenshot of OBS showing a StreamElements overlay, a window capture for ProjectM visuals, and the OBS-PWVideo source ingesting the Spout stream from VNyan. Look ma, I'm a real life vtuber nao :3
The purple dragon from the Steam Summer Sale, this time doing a heckin' swim underwater with air bubbles rising from his snout
A cropped screenshot of the OBS window, showing the OBS-PWVideo Ingest video source
The purple dragon from the Steam Summer Sale banner in the Steam app
Stickers! But, like, physical! There's two designs - one of my cartoony white dragon with black horns going RAWR, as well as the same dragon with derpy, wide eyes sticking his tongue out in a big MLEM
A stack of several round crackers layered with deli meat and sliced cheese, except there's a man's head on top of the stack staring directly at the viewer and he's wearing a Ritz cracker like a hat. This is superimposed on a desert background with black petrified trees, with a caption that says, "Keep scrolling, honey. You can't handle the STACK"
The "What's your Draconity Spectrum?" meme, listing several draconic attributes each with a line of scale. The lines are not numbered, but if a number scale of 1-10 were assigned to each line, they would be as follows: Noodleyness: 5 (middling slithery) Number of limbs: 5 (the usual number) Horns: 3 (a couple) Plumage: 1 (none/smooth) Inexplicable Fins: 1 (sleek and streamlined) Temperature: 4.25 (cool but still cuddlable) Size: 4 (big but not quite a scaly bus) Tail length: 5.5 (slightly more than a third of the total body length) Hoard size: 6 (a slightly immodest endowment)
Menu tile for Little Caesars showing a "Large Classic Pizzas - Pepperoni or Cheese". The description says "$5 Amazon Prime Exclusive with Code" but yet the price next to the add to cart button is actually shown as $7.49
An 80's retro "choose your own adventure" style book cover with an illustration of a dragon and a wizard sharing a joint, titled "Slonkin' fat doinks with a fuckin dragon"
A screenshot of the VNyan vtuber software open with a blue and white dragon avatar alongside Steam and a Terminal window running Neofetch, which shows the OS is Linux Mint 22.3
A Heartgard Plus beef-flavored deworming chewable
A VRChat photo print of my white quadruped dragon avatar resting my chin on top of my husbanderg's head, who is in a red and black biped wyvern avatar
SERVER CONNECTION LOST ...
Don't forget the 621 rule: 6 Redbulls 2 Redbulls 1 Redbulls (picture of multiple 12-packs of Red Bull energy drink cans)
The "Sickos" meme, with a furry standing outside of a window at night looking in. His chest is labeled "SICKOS" and he's saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
The Furality Online Xperience portal loading screen, showing F.Y.N.N.'s floating head over an animated infinity symbol. Below that it says, "F.Y.N.N. is working hard to deliver your Xperience! Hang tight!" with a "Refresh Page" button
A white dragon with black horns looking up into the night sky at rainbow fireworks. Art by @katthewyvern.bsky.social
A large quadrupedal white dragon in VRChat laying on his side on the ground in front of a huge projected video wall between two trees at night. The dragon has a contented expression on his muzzle - 😊
An extreme closeup of a VR dragon avatar's muzzle and eyes
The "It's Always Morally Correct" meme, showing American musician André Cymone in a VR environment emanating a ray of energy from his hands with the phrase "it's always morally correct" superimposed over the ray of energy
Two small pieces of hail slightly smaller than a US dime melting in my hand
A very relaxed looking dragon smiling with it's eyes closed, blushing slightly as a red heart floats above it's head
The McDonald's breakfast menu, showing an image of a sausage, egg, pepper, onion, and cheese burrito under the heading "Sausage Burrito". The burrito is described as, "McDonald's Breakfast Burrito recipe is loaded with fluffy scrambled egg, pork sausage, melty cheese, green chiles, and onion! It's wrapped in a soft tortilla, making it the perfect grab and go breakfast. There are 310 calories in a McDonald's Sausage breakfast burrito. The Sausage Burrito is on the Buy one, Add one for $1 McValue® menu—along with other breakfast items, like the Sausage Biscuit, Sausage McMuffin®, or Hash Browns."
A product image for a home arcade-style basketball hoop that shows a (clearly photoshopped) kid in front of the contraption with a couple of blurry basketballs - made to look like the kid is shooting hoops, except his hands are down near his waist, so it looks like he's using telekenesis to shoot the basketball instead of his hands
A meme of a lion furry reaching out towards the viewer with an open paw as he says, "Let's take ibuprofen, together."
My fitness tracker showing 13,024 daily steps from yesterday, with 100% exertion score despite only a 39% sleep score.
Me and Rah in our wedding attire behind the DJ booth at the wedding. I'm wearing a white dress shirt with a blue and purple patterned vest and tie with a pair of headphones around my neck, while Rah is wearing a gorgeously patterned red vest and bowtie over his white dress shirt.
My cozy little corner DJ booth with a monitor set up behind my DDJ-FLX10 controller, along with monitor speakers and a plethora of fun little decorations and plants snuck in here and there. The controller is active and Rekordbox is on the monitor, but the playlist of songs is scribbled out because it's still a surprise!
Six second-generation Nest Protect smoke alarms, all with the battery compartment open and the batteries removed
Some sort of white Nissan SUV absolutely covered with furry stickers and graffiti on the dance floor in one of the Stage Flight instances
A severe thunderstorm warning infographic from the National Weather Service that mentions "DVD Sized" hail possible
A fractal vegetable, also known as a romanesco cauliflower
The Privacy and Reach preferences page in Mastodon. The "Feature profile and posts in discovery algorithms (Recommended)" option is circled. Enable this setting for maximum visibility!
A scruffy dog resting his chin on my husbanderg's wrist as he chats in a Twitch stream, staring intently at the camera as he does so
Illustration of hypothetical damage pattern on a WW2 bomber that is commonly used to explain survivorship bias. Loosely based on data from an unillustrated report by Abraham Wald (1943), showing that a similar plane survived a single hit to the engine 60% of the time, but a hit to the fuselage or fuel system closer to 95% of the time. Picture is based on US Air Force "hit plots", such as this F-4 hit plot published in 1991.
Richard Long from the Dick's Pizza parody ad for SiriusXM saying "PARDON?!" with a very confused expression on his face. He's wearing a red polo shirt and a round button that says "DICK'S PIZZA" on his chest, and is standing in front of a close-up photo of pizza as a background.
A still frame from the rendered final of a short video for Loops. It's a picture of me behind the DJ decks at a room party at AnthroExpo, and it says "DJ BARAL - Live at AnthroExpo 2026" along with the AnthroExpo logo for this year's theme, Corporate Takeover. There's also an equalizer-style visualization of the music, along with the artist and title of the song - "Live For Tonight" by Super 8 & Tab feat. Jess Ball. At the bottom are the lyrics being sung at that exact position in the clip - "The lights flash like whiplash"
A stylized photo of me behind the decks at AnthroExpo 2026, formatted as album cover art. I'm wearing a black shirt with a dragon head printed in day-glo pink as well as a white and black nylon chest harness. My headphones are around my neck as I'm looking at the camera with an excited, open-mouth expression. Superimposed on top of the image is the AnthroExpo 2026 logo, and the words "DJ Baral - Live at AnthroExpo 2026"
A post including a URL on Mastodon. The editor shows 1789 characters remaining out of 2048 allowed on my instance for a total character count of 259.
A screenshot of my profile on Fursona Directory, a linkstack instance. The text is varied between black, white, and gray, and has wildly varying levels of contrast with the custom background image I set.
A pie plate and a griddle pan on a gas stove. The pie plate has an egg, milk, vanilla, and nutmeg mixture for battering the sandwiches, and a pat of butter is melting on the griddle pan.
One half of a couples icon commission. Rahquuer, a red wyvern with yellow eyes and black horns and cheek spikes along with a red fin down his spine, is chomping on his half of a huge red and white iced, heart-shaped Valentine's cookie shared with his beloved dragon
A very quick skrunkly marker and crayon drawing of a dragon. Total gremlin energy.
A screenshot from a personal weather station UI showing the current ambient air temperature as 8.1°F (-13.3°C) with a dew point of 4.0°F (-15.6°C) and a wind chill of 2.1°F (-16.6C).
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