Bard to the Bone

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Unabashed nerd. More to come in the future.

The curtain at the Manchester Opera house, decorated parchment yellow with the title for the show, "Something Rotten!", in red. The exclamation is a quill pen.
90s British TV character Mr Blobby - a pink humanoid with yellow spots and a bowtie, about 2 metres tall and smiling a rictus grin while his googly green eyes stare both at and around you. For some reason, children loved him.
A section of Libby's AI policy entitled Respecting Intellectual Property. It reads, "We strive to have AI output respect intellectual property rights and adhere to ethical content standards."
Just another white guy with brown hair and a beard, wearing a Star Wars Christmas jumper to deliver a bad joke.
Two books, side by side on the arm of a sofa. The leftmost is What Stalks the Deep by T. Kingfisher, third in the sworn soldier series, and the rightmost is Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle, the third of their horror novels.
Nicolas Cage from the movie National Treasure, fresh from stealing the Declaration of Independence.
A king penguin facing away from the camera, wearing a military decoration on its right flipper. It is Major General Sir Nils Olav III, a penguin adopted by the Norwegian King's Guard.
Christopher Lee with his arms raised, standing in front of a giant wicker man. A still from the movie, "The Wicker Man", filmed in my home area.
A screenshot from Project Gutenberg showing the first seven titles on their list of Top 100 downloads from the past 30 days. I've downloaded 2 from this list myself.
Screenshot of Musixmatch lyrics for the song Too Drunk to Drive Drunk by Joe Louis Walker. Instead of lyrics, the German for "shitty intern" has been written several times.
Screenshot of a push notification for the podcast Betwixt the Sheets, promising an episode that discusses the ins and outs of dinosaur sex.
Fluffy tuxedo cat, mostly black with white around the mouth, spooning his owners leg and using the owners foot for a pillow.
Screenshot of Spotify suggested albums showing Twisted Christmas by Bob Rivers and Disney Summer Songs 2 by Disney.