BardZaku

@bardzaku.bsky.social

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I'm like 30 or 40. FFXIV, Gundam, Kamen Rider They/He PFP by @Xraybeeb

Stock photo of a garden hose with a sprayer attachment.
Screenshot of the personality test. A cyan heart. "Patience" Light Blue Soul #42FCFF Even in the chaos of life, I never let wrath guide my next step. *A decisive result: 13.9 points clear of kindness
The Lt. Cole Phelps family. 3 Cole Phelps making the doubt face. Two larger ones behind a smaller one. The mama Cole and the Papa Cole and the Baby Cole.
Screenshot of Lt. Cole Phelps from the game L.A. Noir making the face when he doubts someone.
Stock photo of a hand holding a garden hose with a sprayer attachment.
Mitch McConnell
Grow a boyfriend. One of those things you put in water and they get big and soft and gross
Promotional advertisement for the Imagination Belt. A belt clearly inspired by Kamen rider and made by Bandai to celebrate Disney's 100th anniversary. The "driver" is made to look like the Disney Vault and it had a keyhole on the side. The belt comes with 10 different keys, each representing a different Disney character.
The black and white cover of Super Crush! Volume-1 A funky android catboy wearing what looks like black leather gear is laying on the ground with his ass all the way up on the air, feet over his head. It's Xenon Luxor, the main character. What the fuck is going to happen to him
A screenshot of the research article that reads as follows: SHAP analysis and machine learning model construction To systematically evaluate the predictive value of the 23 candidate genes for AD diagnosis, a machine learning-based Shapley additive explanations (SHAP) analysis was performed [35]. Expression profiles of the target genes were extracted from the GSE174367 dataset, yielding 20 available genes across 90 samples. It then goes on to specific the parameters of the model.
A screenshot of the article, in it a highlated area reads: "Using machine learning software, the team mapped how effectively the chemical binds to five 'Alzheimer predictor genes'".
Kivat, a living robotic bat from Kamen Rider Kiva. He's part of the belt, a belt buckle bat with big red eyes. He has a neck fetish. The show was almost really cool but then did the biggest fucking weird misogyny stuff of any Kamen Rider so I can't suggest it.
Marlboro monster from Final Fantasy. A green slimy mess of tentacles and glowing yellow eyes (?) with a gaping mouth with too many rows of sharp teeth. It is known for giving every status effect in the game at once with its attack "bad breath"
A screenshot from Tomodachi Life. The character from the "I'm a thirsty little flower" meme is recreated. He is standing in a small room that looks like a flowery meadow with a rainbow behind him.
Picture of a black cat resting on top of a blue pillow-top couch. Behind him is a window with the blinds drawn, soft white light filters through in a haze. He has snot on his face.
Pokémon champions, screenshot of a player profile. Trainde ID: 2071 6051 7077 Bardzaku: Giddy Old Man Character on the left is doing a cute pose with their butt stickin' out. They are fair skinned with white curly hair. They're wearing a black baseball cap, pink hooded sweatshirt, turquoise sweatpants with a white stripe, and yellow, black, and white shoes. They're wearing circular sun glasses with pale brown lenses and their eyes are turquoise with yellow stars in them.
Picture of a black bear that almost looks like it's giving a cheesy smile photoshopped in front of a typical yearbook photo background (sort of like a hazy-blue)
General Briggs from Twin Peaks. The scene where he's having a heart-to-heart with his son, Bobby
Burger King style font and graphic that looks like two geometric orange shapes representing the top and bottom bun with bold red bubble letters in between them representing the patty that reads "Mr. Hamburger Nervous"
Square Enix CEO, Takashi Kiryu, hastily photoshopped over the Achewood Comic meme so that it looks like he's saying "Hey guys! Guess who just got... 🎵 Yellllled aaat! 🎵"
A typical five day forecast predicting rain from Sunday through Thursday but instead of Wednesday it just says "Everybody Loves Raymond" with a picture of Raymond Romano and "7:00" underneath.
A 6 pack of bottled malta india. A non-alcoholic carbonated malted drink from Puerto Rico. It's made with barley, hops, and cane sugar.
Mii of Glorp the alien cat wearing a T-shirt and hat that both feature a ufo and the words "There Here"
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life. The character Momotaros from Kamen Rider Den-O is wearing a turquoise shirt featuring a lobster in front of a tiger-stripe square. In bold red font outlined in white is the word "Phase". Momotaros is stating "For sure! I'm all about climaxing."
A black cat laying in a cardboard box with torn up pieces of paper bag around it. It's sticking its tongue out and has bright yellow/green eyes
Starfox from the Super Mario Galaxy movie. An anthropomorphic fox man with a sci-fi pilots outfit.
The Rideshooter. The motorcycle from Kamen Rider Ryuki. A cover d motorcycle with a full seat partially reclined. It is a silver motorcycle, the cover has 2 translucent black panels. The seat is red leather. It has yellow accents.
Echo brand gas powered rototiller. The engine casing is orange. This baby looks like it could tear up some green something fierce.
Kamen Rider Black rides on his motorcycle. Near the ocean. The caption reads "I love being alive"
Screenshot from Twin Peaks. A white horse stands in the middle of a late 80's family room. There is a spotlight on it and the air seems to be filled with a mist or haze. This effect almost gives the horse an ethereal glow. The horse only seems to appear before someone when something terrible is happening.
Date Akira from Kamen Rider OOO. A man in his 30's with short hair and a thin moustache and goatee. He 's wearing a brown leather bomber jacket and is carrying a milk tank on his back with a leather strap.
A black cat sitting contentedly on a blanket with my comfy ass underneath it.
Capybara wearing a cowboy hat and a vest captioned "I'm built different like incorretly I think"
A screenshot of a Japanese tweet translated: Every time my cat sucks my finger, it sucks away one of my precious memories. Now I can't even remember my mother's face. Accompanied by a picture of a black cat sucking on the poster's finger. The cats lips are visible in a way that cats lips usually aren't and it's funny but also strange.
1977- A group of activists drape the Puerto Rican flag from the crown of the statue of liberty, demanding the release of Puerto Rican political prisoners and protesting US colonial rule.
The black and white Puerto Rican flag
The current official Puerto Rican flag (as of 1995) with the royal blue triangle.
Puerto Rican flag with the 52 dark blue triangle.
The 1895 Puerto Rican flag with the sky blue triangle, single star, 3 red stripes and 2 white stripes.
Screenshot of the Bad Bunny Halftime show. Bad Bunny is on the left, entering bar on the right. In the window of the bar is the 1895 Puerto Rican flag featuring the light-blue triangle.
Image of the blue sky heatmap. High density areas are yellow and low density areas are blue it's on a back background. An organic looking assortment of gradient blobs. On the top right is a pink circle with @bardzaku next to it.
A video of Swarovski's Crystal Shrek. The camera is zooming and panning around it in a white void. Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity is playing.
A Quattro Select cleaning solution dispenser. In the center is a yellow nob with an arrow. You can turn the yellow knob to select one of four cleaning solutions. Stickers of Quattro Bajina (Gundam Zeta), Quatre Rabera Winner (Gundam Wing), a Cuatro with a Puerto Rican flag (national instrument of Borikén), and an Audi Quattro Sport (red 2 door sedan sport car)
Screenshot of hotline Miami. It's the beginning of the level, in the foreground is a high detail pixel style border collie mask with the name "Ted" in neon blue letters next to it. Under that it says "dogs don't attack". Above it is a giraffe mask and underneath it is an elephant mast. In the background is the beginning of the level, a top-down view of a building exterior. Outside of the building is a 1980's Miami police cruiser and a black sedan with the driver-side window broken in. On the hood of the black car someone has spray painted the word "whore" in white paint. A blonde person with short hair is standing outside of the entrance to the building. Again, it's all pixel style and the colors are hyper saturated. The street is purple and the building appears to be blue bricks.
Gilgrim, a Hellsguard Roegadyn with warm brown skin, a shaved head, and a full beard. He's wearing rimless glasses and a dark purple pirate jacket. Behind him is an alleyway lined with buildings made of red and beige stone.
Le'garde from fear and hunger with a speech bubble in front of him, suggesting he would say something like the repost; "if we all put our minds and holes together i think we can create a god". He is a pale man wearing knights armor. He has grey eyes and long brown hair. His features are sharp and somewhat androgynous. A Griffith-like sort of dude. #Fearandhunger
A screenshot of the wiggle room mini game from Wario Ware Smooth Moves for the Nintendo Wii. There is a person standing in a grassy field with a sunny sky. The person is made of clay with blue pants and a white upper-body. They are sort of shaped like a wide funnel on top of a tube. They have large red lips and two black dots for eyes with downward slanted eyebrows. The hula hoop is pink with red stripes. The background appears to be paper craft. The grass and blue sky look like sheets of construction paper. There ar several tufts of dark green grass, several white fluffy clouds, and a sun with yellow rays and an orange corona, all of which seem to be made of paper. In the bottom left corner is a bomb with a long fuse. The bomb has Wario's signature W shaped moustache and a big grin. The fuse is lit, this part of the hid acts as a timer.
It's the same picture but some of the gaps are filed in and I tried to color-correct the face to rest of it.
The Loporit, Cookingway, but their face is replaced with Walter White from Breaking Bad looking dumbfounded. They are short rabbit humanoid with white fur, they are wearing a white turban and a blue and white tunic with a brown sash. Walter White is an older white man. He has a brown goatee and glasses.
The Yawhg character select screen. A black screen with text in the left that says "Press a dir action on a controller or keyboard to select a character. One device may control multiple character. Press Enter or A to start", on the right are 4 character portraits. At the top is Mr. Yellow, a young man with brown skin and dark brown hair swooping over his left eye. He wears an orange jacket with a yellow scarf. Behind him is a yellow diamond. To the left is Ms. Blue, a pale white woman with long brown hair. She is wearing a blue dress and a blue winged cowl. Behind her is a blue triangle. To the right is Ms. Red, a black woman with her hair done up in 2 braided buns on the back of her head. She wears a tiara and a fancy red doublet with a puffy white collar. Behind her is a red circle. On the bottom is Mr. Green, a flushed white man with messy red hair and a moustache. He's wearing a straw hat and a green tunic. Behind him is a green square.
Title Screen for the Yawhg. "The Yawhg" is handwritten over a frame with bronze and purple floral embellishments with two bluebirds at the bottom. Behind the frame the city the game takes place in is out of focus
A black cat with crossed yellow eyes sitting in a large cardboard box with a green plastic spring resting between his front paws.
My warrior of light, Gilgrim Dunmoor. A Hellsguard Roegadyn with brown hair and purple eyes. He has a mustache and beard, oval frameless glasses with embossed brass arms, and greying hair with male pattern baldness. He used to shave his head but has loosened up since going to Tural and decided to let it grow out (also hats look better on him now)
Screenshot from Mahjong Souls. It's the 13 orphans special screen. A woman stands stop a mountain surrounded by golden light. Foxes made of light bound around her and she holds a glowing orb. At the bottom it shows the hand played (13 orphans, pair of green dragon)
My beefy left hand holding a red box with 精品旅遊麻將 (boutique travel mahjong) written on it in gold lettering with a gold colored frame around it. Behind it is a quilted comforter. Behind that is my legs but you can't see them.
Zillow House Listing. For sale. New. A modest 2-story home with grey siding and a covered front porch. The sky is blue and fluffy clouds float overhead $146,000 3 Bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, 836 square feet.
Hug brand juice barrel, like flavor
Robin Williams on the movie cover of "Jack" a movie where he is a child who looks like a grown man. He's wearing a red polo with yellow and blue stripes, oversized jean shorts, sneakers with rolled-down tube socks and laces that drag on the floor. On his back is a brown backpack and he carries a grey lunch box in his left hand. He is flyirned towards us, waving with his right hand.
Kabutotchi, a fat little rhinoceros beetle tamagotchi. His head and arms are orange with a big round red body and little blue feet. He has a pair of small wings. His cheeks are puffed out and he appears to be blushing.
A discord screenshot of August/Winesloth/CoffeeKaiju asking me what "what's his Thing" (regarding Kamen Rider Gills) I responded: "He got kicked off the swim team because he freaked out his coach :( and he can bite >:)"