Adam, Once Juiceless Now Rehydrated

@barely3d.bsky.social

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Wannabe author turned surprisingly-competent electrician. Fantasy and horror rpg enthusiast. Breathtaking levels of uncool. Xitter refugee.

A screenshot from an episode of the simpsons, edited into a meme that reads "this is the biggest structural collapse in US history!" "The biggest structural collapse *so far!" Bart is cringing, Homer is failing to make him feel better.
A picture of me, with the window I put in on the wall behind me. I sure hope it's level.
A picture of Garrus Vakarian, a cool alien bird-lizard-man from Mass Effect. He's my bro, and I have it on good authority that many women and men find him very sexy. Also he spends most of the 2nd game hanging out on your ship "calibrating" stuff. Maybe chicken breasts, you never know.
A screenshot of a post originally from twitter (sorry) that reads JUST IN: redditor claims he can now 'use chat gpt' in his head and accurately predict what it would say." This has been quote-tweeted by @shortmagsmle, who says "Accidentally re-inventing 'thinking' from first principles"
A powerful looking pidgeon, looming over the viewer. He has a stern angry expression on his little face, and the word "pathetic" is displayed below him in all-caps block letters. He is judging you, and has found you lacking, an impression similar to the one Arjun's pose gives you in OP's post above.
Sneeb Deebson, reporter-at-large
My first five steam purchases were Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Trine (for some godforsaken reason), Gratuitous Space Battles, and Half-Life 2.
Meme screenshot of Dark Souls with the text "point proved" in allcaps over it.
Two cats one is shcrimbly and the other is bompous
A screenshot of a comment on a tiktok video (frog type beat) that reads "it got that gluntch to it" The comment has been liked over 17,300 times.
Mary Poppins, giving what to me looks like a slight frown of distain, much like the one she would give to the minions of Sauron and Saruman when they try to stop her from casting the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom
A pair of (apparently hand-drawn) posters in a window, that read "SAY PIZZA" "SAY NO" and "TO DRUGS" "TO YES" respectively, and have pictures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on them as well. No matter what order you read the posters in, they don't make sense. If read from left to right, they say "SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS. SAY NO TO YES" which is the reading that brought this particular bsky user to tears laughing when I first saw it. It's probably edited, but the alternative is too funny not to be true so I don't care
A screenshot of the article, with a selection of text highlighted. It reads: "...we will apply the lessons learned with XDefiant to our future live titles." The person who wrote this reply doesn't think they will do this; after all, why start now?
Hank, a full-grown black lab, sits with his chin carefully perched on the photographer's knee. His eyes are dark brown, and gaze at the camera longingly. Why are you taking a picture of him, he wonders. You could be snuggling with him instead.
A meme image. The first half shows a bearded white man smiling at a picture of Darth Vader and some stormtroopers with the caption "allegory for imperialist warfare" The second half shows a picture of a Finn action figure, labeled "black guy" and is accompanied by a picture of the same bearded white man frowning and saying "you made it political"
Pickles, the mutt sits on a floral blanket. She has short fur the color of butterscotch and a little bit oc a wrinkle in the space between her eyebrows. Her Mama has embarrassed her by tying scrunchies around her floppy ears to make them stick straight out, and she does NOT look happy about it. She looks REALLY cute, though.
A picture of a green oval sticker that says "Ithaca is Gorges" I love a good dad-joke.
A quote from the Aftermath article that reads "I don't remember the 2000s being this overtly MEAN. The entire vibe of the game is just bleak, from the design of the school itself to the way every single character is just hugely draining to listen to and be around. I get that it's a product of its time, and a specific idea within that time, but boy, from 2024 it's a borderline repulsive place."
Text reading "Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (stylized as AVPR: Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem)"
A screenshot of bluesky showing the skeet I am replying to followed immediately by a skeet from the account "Riker Googling" that reads "how can i ddos the borg"
A series of tweets from my timeline on the platform formerly knowm as twitter. Almost all of them are blank and display a posting date of 31 December, 69
A picture of the guy from Tiger King saying "I am never going to financially recover from this"
A screenshot showing that an account called "Burlington Throat Factory" has somehow, for the umpteenth time, started following me.
Natasha Lyonne, staring at the camera smoking a cigarette, looking ridiculously hot.
A screengrab from an episode of Spongebob where Patrick thinks Spongebob is a bloodthirsty maniac. Patrick is shouting "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!" at Spongebob in the distance.
Pickles, the golden-brown mutt, sleeping soundly on my bed. Her snout is smushed up by the blankets she's dozing on and it is very cute.
An excerpt of Dr Hancox-Li's article, which reads "if you weren't on board with the most radical proposal, then obviously you were in favor of police brutality and the system exactly as it exists"
Sunny, a grayish cat with white socks. He is lurking behind a mattress propped up on the wall because he is a nervous boy and needs cover from incoming artillery fire at any given moment. It's hard to see in this picture, but he always has a look on his face that suggests he has done something and hopes you didn't figure out what it was.
A screenshot of the video game Vampire Survivors. It is a low-fi pixel-art game with a retro style. The main character is fighting literally hundreds of demonic bats. I cannot emphasize enough that I am not being hyperbolic about that. There are so many bats.
A picture of a partially-constructed bedroom. It is well-insulated, but that is all that can be said in it's favor. The walls are bare studs, with insulation only partly covered by plastic, and the floor is bare plywood covered by a cheap rug. At least the occupant has a novelty portrait of the family dog in elizabethan formalwear to keep him company.
Richard Spencer, famous nazi, in what may have been the last frame of video before an antifa fist made contact with his face.
It's a good sandwich
A picture of the dutch newspaper "vaderland" with the front-page headline "HITLER DOOD: WAT NOU?" in bold print.
Pickles the brown-furred mutt, with her paw on a stuffed pickle toy wearing a santa hat. Something has caught her attention, but fear not. The pickle toy will be disemboweled soon.
A picture of Marc Andreessen, looking like a walking rebuttal of the basic principles of white supremacy. His head is as close to literally egg-shaped as anyone I've ever seen, and him being cleanshaven only makes it worse.
A steam deck game console with a transparent purple case, allowing the user to see the inner components. It look kickass.
A screenshot from the article above, which reads: "sometimes a game's gonna hit you in a way you don't know how to feel about. And sometimes, you gotta sit with those feelings. Don't push them back or ignore them 'cause they make you feel weird. The weird feelings are usually the truest."
Pickles, the adorble mutt, poking her head from behind a lumpy man in a gray sweatshirt, who has trapped her in a chair with her for the crime of stealing the seat when he got up for food.
The Spy, looking dapper. As. Fuck. wearing a Towering Pillar of Hats
A meme showing cops hand signals to each other, but with the text explaining them all replaced with some variation of "I'm shooting this dog"
LTG KYS meme, if you know, you know.
A bag of delectable classic scooby doo gummies. The good ones, so of course they're discontinued.
A picture of Boy Dinner. Beef burger soup, an impractically large grilled cheese sandwich, and a glass of spiked peach tea. Oh, and the Steam Deck in the background, set up with a mouse and keyboard. Don't worry, I'll wash my hands before I start gaming.
A meme from reddit, titled "spaghetti is weird" that shows the steps of making spaghetti with sauce, to wit: "wet the drys, dry the wets, wet the drys, wet the drys, dry the wets, wet the drys, now dust the wets" describing the act of mixing flour and water to make dough, drying the dough into noodles, throwing dry noodles in boiling water, drying the cooked noodles, wetting them with tomato sauce, and dusting them with parmesan, respectively.
A dalmation giving the camera OUTSTANDING, BOMBASTIC SIDE-EYE, wearing a yellow vest that says "Please give me SPACE"
A screenshot from Disco Elysium. Late game, so spoiler warning if you haven't beaten it yet. It's a line from an NPC named the Deserter. He says: "The material base for an uprosing has eroded. The working class has betrayed mankind and themselves. The historic opportunity for a revolution has passed. It will not come back anymore. However hard I try, whatever I do."
A screenshot showing the skeet posted above this one, itself showing a screenshot from the Wonder Woman show where Diana's mother asks her to "reason with the nazis" only for Diana to reply "mother, there is no reasoning with nazis"
A quote from a Wired article that reads: "These investigations followed the food and drug administration initially rejecting neuralink's application, in early 2022, for approval to conduct in-human clinical trials. According to reuters, the agency's major concerns involved the device's lithium battery, as well the possibility that the implant's wires might migrate to other parts of the brain. This may, the FDA gave the company approval for human trials."
Pickles the pitbull mix, a bronze-ish dog with floppy ears and a spot on her nose, giving the camera her absolute best "please give me your cheeseburger" eyes.
The Skorpion submachine gun, whose design was copyrighted in 1959, predating Mortal Kombat's character Scorpion by several decades.
My create-a-character in Street Fighter 6. Her name is Dishwater Linguini, and she is body-positive. That is, she is positive she has a body.
A steam deck, plugged into a usb dock, plugged into a mouse and keyboard to achieve optimal gaming efficiency, surrounded by a ton of assorted detritus on a kitchen table.
A screenshot of a google search for "AI boob art". The first three results are "live 3d boobs art generator," "AI image generator boobs," and a reddit thread titled "a refreshingly positive tale on the rise of AI art and big boobs"
A strip from the webcomic "XKCD". In it, a man and a woman attempt to solve a math equation. When the man fails, he says: "Wow, I suck at math." When the woman fails, he says: "Wow, girls suck at math."
A screenshot from the wikipedia entry for "Diseases of Despair", the relevant passage reads as follows: "A disease of dispair is one of three classes ot behavior-related medical conditions that increase in groups of people who experience despair due to a sense that their long-term social and economic prospects are bleak. The three disease types are drug/alcohol overdose, suicide, and alcoholic liver disease."
It's a huge can of monster labeled because it belongs to Doctor Pepper
A little frog, fearlessly sunbathing on a rock. They are moisturized, motivated, in their lane and thriving.