Barloq

@barloq.bsky.social

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🇨🇦 Writer, blogger, father. DOA: Dead or Alive is still the best video game movie. Trash connoisseur. Blessed by the chupacabra. Read my writings at ichoosetostand.net

The Case of the Dangerous Derriere.

This Ninja had gaping holes in his defenses... He never would have been able to survive in this world anyway.

Wendy's kids' meal toy, Slime Cat. He's green and looks like boogers with a smile.