Jessica Paquette

@barrelshifter.bsky.social

1485 Followers 129 Following

compiler engineer from hell

my arm
big goose plush ufo catcher
me in a yukata with a tulip pattern
hisuan zorua plushie white monster gym
“thanks for financially ruining me matt” followed by receipt for all 3 mugs
me in a HOT PINK yukata
a side profile of an imaginary lady in mario paint on the switch 2
frybread and strawberries on the beach
im touching grass
the pacific ocean, some islands, mountains, clouds, and nice green water
me standing outside near a waterway
shitty llvm dragon sticker llvm hanafuda sticker shiny holo llvm dragon with sakura sticker
drawing of me be miniru_3kura on instagram and twitter
me in a kimono seen from a mirror in a japanese subway station
youtube screenshot of mario 64 infinite stairs backwards long jump glitch
safari translate wigging out on the page for yamabiru in japanese The following sto-st-st-ed and st-s-s-s-ss-s it just kinda goes on like that for a while i have no idea man
me dressed cool as hell
adding the sideways laughing crying emoji all the bots use as a muted word
Me sitting on the floor with a banjo
tiger ear headband
anime girl with a ponytail looking miffed
I love compilers word art
there is a bird but it’s fake and also hollow and there is a 2003 sony cybershot camera inside it
18 little paper cards with descriptions of sake on them Each has a price, the name, and characteristics of the sake.
a lot of lil sake tasting bottles
digital anime-ish drawing of a woman looking up at something while reaching up
remnants of campbell fry’s sign replaced with spirit halloween
Unlocking the Compiler Comedy Club: Jessica Paquette's Bluesky Banter A blend of tech-savvy quips and playful absurdity, where compilers and chaos go hand in hand. “Equal parts coding wizardry and whimsical nonsense, like a sorceress who cast a spell on her keyboard.”
an old ass photo me in a lugia costume made out of a bed sheet holding a pillow sac full of candy
A parody of the book cover for Principles of Compiler design. The dragon is replaced with the LLVM mascot. Drawn by Jessica Paquette in 2019.
Year 2038 problem The year 2038 problem (also known as Y2038,1 Y2K38, Y2K38 superbug or the Epochalypse) is a time computing problem that leaves some computer systems unable to represent times after 03:14:07 UTC on 19 January 2038.
The Dragon Book (compilers) cover with the dragon swapped out with the LLVM dragon. Art contains references to technical phrases used in the LLVM community (NFC commits, Address Sanitizer, SSA form). Art by Jessica Paquette in 2018
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I have an invalid handle
3 coffees no lunch horse
Ever wanted to make a one-of-a-kind T-shirt? All you need is a smartphone and some inspiration. Just draw a picture, take a photo, and shake your phone. Before you know it, you'll be styling an original UT design.
A: prove via pumping lemma to destroy him B: that would be fucking sick. Let me think about it
me in poofy dress holding fake red dragon in top hat
a heron standing on a fence
dogshit llvm dragon
it’s my mouth gaping wide eyed brown haired dumbfucked kitty boy