Barryation

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Tiger in a box with "free kitten" written
Beagle pup letting you know what's up Namely: you're awesome
Futurama's Bender discusses his retirement plans with best friend, Philip j fry. "I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off"
A pineapple plant in a pot starting flower
Really really bug man's nipples fly around erratically until attaching to his eyeballs
4 panel comic. 1: a cat noticing that a drink with a straw has spilled 2: the cat approaching the worsening situation with its paw 3: the cat brings its paw up to the straw which is still in the cup which is still spilling liquid 4: the cat successfully stops the stream of liquid with its paw. Problem solved! The liquid is still profusely pouring out of the cup
Man in overalls holds piece of wood in front of his face with what appear to be eye holes bored into it
A Beagle pup pointing at you saying "who is awesome? You are awesome!"
Human sized cockroach sits in front of a computer with headphones on saying "chat, you're never gonna believe what happened to ya boy Gregor today!"
Rose in the foreground. Blurry city in the back "Did you hear about the rose thst grew from a Crack in the concrete? Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk without having feet Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams, It learned to breath fresh air Long live the rose that grew from the concrete when no one else ever cared"
Treadmill readout says "lube" and "bele"
Side by side of "mo' Betta blues: the world according to quest love" and "Lorraine hansberry in her own words: to be young, gifted, and black" Questlove's afro is technicolor question marks. Lorraine kind of fades into the book cover.
Hi I'm the Cia! You may remember me from such films as "Who's this guy governing people on top of our oil?" "Snack wars: revenge of the fruit company" "Arming afghans to fight Russia? What could go wrong?" "Hey, where is all this cocaine coming from?" "A dictator still has the weapons we gave him!" And "Moderate rebels: a confusing love story"
Nat Kin-cole from bobs burger.
Skateboard sat on its edge, somebody trying for a kick flip from this position and not quite landing
Cartoon of Zuckerberg with a hold chain that says "swiggity swag" He I'd saying "I just think it would be neat if everyone was confined to a hollow, heavily commercialized digital existence and then I could, like, watch it all. I'd always be watching. I find humans fascinating "
A crouching biped with blood on its mouth, a severed arm, and decapitated horse head nearby muses :I just worry that maybe I'm not "relatable content" who's going to look at old cave ghoul hanging out in his cave eating horses and rolling in filth and think "oh he's just like me"? Is my pain not a universal feeling? Must I be a perfect mirror before anyone will acknowledge me?"
A woman in an elegant dress is cross at someone not present she says: Fry stood me up and died!? I'm so angry. But also I'm sad. Cab I be both?" A friend on the couch says "it's what he would have wanted" She replies "then that's what I am!" Kicks the shit out of the TV saying "hiya" which turns into her crying
Two panel comic. First: a group of people stand in a doorway looking at a man in his underwear draped on a couch saying "sadness covers me like a blanket " Second: a closeup of the man on the couch's face, looking miserable, saying "tuck me in. Let me die"
4 panel comic. 1st: a person with hands on hips asks "where did my motivation go?" 2nd: this person has a thoughtful look on their face 3rd: they say "well at least my self-preservation instincts seem to remain intact" while looking at their hand 4th: they light a lighter and hold the flame to that hand with an inquisitive look on their face while saying "hmm..."
Beagle pup pointing their paw at you and winking with the caption "who is awesome? You are awesome!"
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to
3 panels. First: someone holding an envelope with "4 the mare" written on it Second: closeup of that envelope on a concrete step Third: man in a white hat and a fake beard and the caption "ok mister mayor. Feast your ears on this spin doctors mix"
Perhaps the primary distinction of the artist is that he must actively cultivate that state which most men, necessarily, must avoid: the state of being alone. That all men are, when the chips are down, alone, is a banality - a banality because it is very frequently stated, but very rarely, on the evidence, believed. Most of us are not compelled to linger with the knowledge of our aloneness, for it is a knowledge that can paralyze all action in this world. There are, forever, swamps to be drained, cities to be created, mines to be exploited, children to be fed. None of these things can be done alone. But the conquest of the physical world is not man's only duty. He is also enjoined to conquer the great wilderness of himself. The precise role of the artist, then, is to illuminate that darkness, blaze roads through that vast forest, so that we will not, in all our doing, lose sight of its purpose, which is, after all, to make the world a more human dwelling place.
A rose in the foreground in focus. A city in the background blurry. With the words written: "Did you hear about the rose that grew from a Crack in the concrete? Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk without having feet Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams, It learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rise that grew from concrete when No one else ever cared
Three panel comic style vertical. First: graffiti on a wall. Superman punches an ICE officer in the face. Officer looks distraught and cry baby about it. Second: the state erased superman Third: some sort of super dog is now pissing on aforementioned ICE agent. And there was much rejoicing
Six panel comic in which an alien emerges from a ufo and punches a maga fool right in the face and then leaves
Instrumental guitar
Classical gas
I am a: Ragged collection of vengeful ghosts that offend heaven Looking for: A peaceful place to scream in terror
Hi, I'm the Cia. You may remember me from such films as "Who's this guy governing people on top of our oil?" "Snack wars: revenge of the fruit company" "Arming Afghans to fight Russia? What could go wrong?" "Hey, where is all this cocaine coming from?" "A dictator still has the weapons we gave him" "Moderate rebels: a confusing love story"
Kafka's samsar being a gamer
Woman with messy hair giving the middle finger
Thor's hammer labeled "it's basic biology" being caught by hera who is labeled "advanced biology"
A prince prayer candle
Brunette wearing a dark corset and top holding the camera with both hands so it almost looks like she's welcoming an embrace.
A crazy straw what says 'despair'
Curr kitten in a bow tie hanging out with a butterfly
Beagle pup telling the truth
Kitty notices spill and hesitantly stops the straw with its paw
Skeleton partially wrapped in musculature is in a horrified screaming posture near a chain link fence as a uniformed man holding am assault rifle stands by.
A Beagle pup being charming with a wink telling you that you are awesome
A cartoon dog insists that the game of fetch consists of "only throw"
Homer screaming in the famous painting "the scream" Wild eyes. Arms outstretched. Mouth agape. Tongue flapping in the breeze of his madness
Three coyotes? Jumping around each other with ridiculous faces. They're having fun
A Keychain which says "diva" in a book case made out of a guitar case. There's a smiley face guy and other keepsakes
Musicians in what appears to be a recording studio. It was probably a radio station. They're playing stringed instruments and are clearly into it