Jason Swan

@bartlebey.bsky.social

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Builder of digital things. Fan of cardboard things. And cats.

Ponder The art shows a black woman with three eye-like orbs that are surrounded by halos.
The Celestial Toymaker Cost: White/Blue/Black Legendary Creature - Rogue Artificer 2/4 Whenever The Celestial Toymaker attacks, look at the top three cards of your library. Exile any number of them in a face-down pile and the rest in a face-up pile. Defending player chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand. At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses 2 life for each spell or ability that caused one or more players to guess or to group cards or permanents into a pile this turn.
Sara Lance and Ava Sharpe from Legends of Tomorrow. Both are dressed in viking attire from the episode Beebo, God of War.
Acted as the main point of contact and support for Wildstar’s UI Addon developer community Added C++ API functions to improve the workflow for both internal and external developers Wrote API documentation and technical patch notes for developers of all skill levels Spearheaded an initiative to improve the studio’s Lua API documentation tools Communicated with the addon development community via forums and reddit
A poster for the show Earth 2. It shows a variety of images, from a rocket launch to a space station to an Earth-looking planet.
A black and brown tabby and orange tabby sitting on a secret lab chair covered in a blanket (to protect it from getting scratched)
Rocco, Street Chef Cost/Identity: Red, White, Green 2/4 At the beginning of your end step, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until your next end step, each player may play the card they exiled this way. Whenever a player plays a land from exile or casts a spell from exile, you put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a food token.
A boss fight in FFXIV. The player has opened the new "strategy board" UI that something new else shared, which shows a happy, stylized bear face.
A meme of "Lumpy", the orc who lead the invasion of Osgiliath. He is wearing a Santa hat and saying "The game of man is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun"
A comic from The Pigeon Gazette. A character is embarrassed about coming out in a swimsuit because she is too pale. When she does, a friend yells "The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!"
An orange tabby and grey tabby cuddling on a blanket
Rapid Hybridization Casting cost: U Instant Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller puts a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token onto the battlefield.
A dog wearing a barrett, shirt with black and white horizontal stripes, and sunglasses with a baguette in its mouth
Mako, a brown, grey, and black tabby sleeps in an igloo bed with one paw hanging out.
Pond Prophet from Bloomburrow. The flavor text reads: "The rainfall brings us news of the world around us. I've learned a lot, but most of all I've learned that it's very exciting out there!"
Iskandar, an orange tabby cat, is facing left while sitting directly in front of a keyboard
Graffiti saying "test your theories" in a metal font
Email receipt for a donation of $52.50 to Trans Lifeline
A copy of David Bowie's BBC Radio Theater London Jun 27 2000 album. Bowie is featured with shoulder length, slightly messy white hair that partially covers the right side of his face. The cover depicts threads arcing out of his left eye.
The movie poster for Bubba Ho-Tep. Bruce Campbell stands in front of an ancient brick wall dressed as Elvis and pointing towards the viewer. The entire scene is tinted orange. At the bottom of the poster is the movie's title.
Mako, a grey and brown tabby, has her front paws on top of a computer monitor. She is facing the camera and her back paws are on the computer tower behind the monitor.
A promotional popcorn bucket shaped like a war hammer. The hammer's head is red with two golden semicircles that look like suns. The bucket has a 2 foot long hilt with a fake leather grip. One of the ends of the hammer's head is open and filled with popcorn.
Iskander, an orange tabby cat, laying on an office chair that is covered by a fleece blanket. Mako, a grey and black tabby, is laying on the ground at the foot of the chair, looking up at Iskander.
Spring-Leaf Avenger, a Magic the Gathering card. It uses the alt art frame for ninjas, which has a very techno-organic look, like metal bamboo.
Colossus of Akros, a card in Magic the Gathering. It is a 10/10 artifact creature that costs 8 mana of any color. It has Defender, Indestructible, and you can pay 10 mana of any color to trigger Monstrosity 10. It has additional text that says "As long as Colossus of Akros is monstrous, it has trample and can attack as though it didn't have defender."
A Thicket Basilisk Magic the Gathering card. It's a 2/4 green creature that costs 2 green mana and 3 of any color. It's rules text reads: "Whenever Thicket Basilisk blocks or is blocked by a non-Wall creature, destroy that creature at the end of combat."
The Magic the Gathering card, Possibility Storm. It is a red enchantment that costs 2 red mana and 3 of any color. Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a card that shares a card type with the cast card That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put all cards exiled with Possibility Storm on the bottom of their library in a random order.
Get to know my Magic the Gathering taste. For every like, I will post one card I love.
Aimee from the interrupters during their show at The Masonic in San Francisco. She has a ponytail, black pants, and a black coat over a black and white horizontal striped shirt. Behind her is a backdrop with the bands name shown multiple times and multiple purple stage lights.
A picture of Market Street in San Francisco from Twin Peaks. The street cuts through the city and downtown, with a clear view of the ferry building at the end.
A close up of Turvi's face. He is a dwarf with long, curly, greying black hair swept onto his left side and a curly, greying black beard. He has a faded dwarven face tattoo on his forehead and lines of face paint on the right that go from his temple to his nose and jaw.
A picture of a friend profile from Pokemon TCG Pocket. Avatar: a Snorlax sleeping on its belly User name: Bartleby Friend ID: 1794352281083435
A Golbat card from Pokemon TCG Pocket. The card depicts a Golbat flying through a multicolored cave that appears to be drawn with colored pencils.
Mako, a black, grey, and brown tabby cat, sitting on a shelf behind a row of board games
Cover for the game Furi. Image depicts the protagonist charging forward with his sword. Lightning travels from his torso and through the sword.
Plastic man stretching into a cage for a panther. The extra bars come out of his torso and connect to his hands / feet along the ground.
Kid Simone from Gurren Lagann pointing to the sky during one of his epic "pierce the heavens" speeches.
The underside of a turtle as it's swimming