Bartek Wołek

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ILlegal aid attorney a quiet poster (skill deficit) sorry in advance for my overuse of simpsons

zoidberg, holding a moldy sandwich: Ah ha! once again, the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor
Martin Scorsese absolute cinemas meme but it says absolute chimneys
The primary complaint from the community is visibility. Because the concrete barriers sit extremely low to the ground, neighbors argue that aggressively driving or distracted motorists simply cannot see them until it is too late.
Historical chart of child mortality over past 2300 years showing that about 1 in every 2 (50%) children died before age 15 until 20th century mass vaccination programs plunged that rate. Global rate was 4.3% in 2020
Screenshot of quote posted video that shows a taxidermied squirrel propped up by a partially crushed can of budweiser. Pausa de hidratación logo plastered underneath the squirrel
Jon bois tweet "why watch england vs. mexico in the world cup when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter"
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds gurgling beer, foam oozing from his mouth down his chin and neck, onto his exposed chest The pausa de hidratación logo overlaid on the bottom of the photo
Screenshot of news articles saying English soccer fans can watch the match at pubs that will be open from 1-5am local time NBC NeWs England fans can drink till 5 a.m. for Mexico World Cup game after government intervenes 2 days ago The Telegraph England's 1am Mexico clash to give pubs million-pint boost The Independent Fullist of pubs staying open until 5am for England v Mexico match near you 1 day ago
Bsky feed showing reaction to penalty kick that was skied over crossbar with multiple people posting "ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS"
Home Simpson wearing tricorner hat and holding a town crier's bell: "Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!"
Chicago White Sox trouncing Kansas City royals 20-1 through nearly 7 innings
It's always sunny Charlie Kelly thinking he uncovered a vast conspiracy surrounding pepe silvia
Screenshot of nyt article: Democrats question credentials of armed squad created by Trump ally Bruce Blakeman, the Republican candidate for governor of New York, formed a band of special deputies. A lawsuit calls the unit's members unqualified and says that some appear to have arrest records.
Screenshot of Instagram post Turndapaigeofficial: BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!
Screenshot of family guy scene with mayor Adam West stabbing the ocean. Caption: you won't be hurting anyone any more
Blue shark with soccer ball temp tat
screenshot of my laptop showing multiple tabs open at the top: search results for "pvc pipe re" repairing snapped pvc drain pi how to fix pvc pipe for sump p pvc coupling - google search pvc hacksaw at lowes.com
30 rock screenshot: kenneth parcell with a megaphone in front of striking pages caption: the war is over!
Simpsons screenshot of Monty Burns raising his hand to Smithers. Caption: "Whoa. Whoa. Slow down there, maestro. There's a New York?"
Screenshot of World Cup Group D standings with USA (Ream Team) top of group
A House divided banner Left half: Kansas City Chiefs logo on red background Right half: Iranian national soccer team log on white background
I think you should leave: oh my god, they admit it!
Fed Reserve Bank's historical chart showing avg price of 100% beef per pound Line is nearly vertical within last year-ish Current price (April 2026) is $6.89/lbs
Moe throwing Barney out three-panel meme Barney is Sherrod Brown Moe is ohio voters
It's always sunny in Philadelphia: Charlie Kelly, thinking the placebos he took turned him into a genius: "the good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?"
Overhead shot of an A380 dwarfing a Boeing 737 next to it
Prosecutors’ theory hinges on a 2022 deposition statement by Carroll, 82, that she received no outside funding for her lawsuit, though it was later revealed that billionaire Reid Hoffman had paid some legal fees and expenses.
Simpsons frame. Principal skinner lecturing the school bullies Caption: well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now Senator Cornyn is at home crying like a little girl
Image from one of the Walmart AI hallucinations of brightly colored hostas that includes new letters and misspelled words such as "pariad" and "compest"
Screenshots of 2 fake news stories both claiming people were fired for pre recording a video and putting it on a loop for zoom meetings - the same claim in the quoted post
Opening lines from Bee Movie (2007) in the waffle house font generator "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!"
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tweet: "with a hard work ethic Inshallah the CIA will return to its glory days"
Kash patel drunk in team USA hockey locker room
Gunnersaurus, the retired green dino mascot of Arsenal FC
Simpsons screenshot. Waylon smithers yelling and pointing "but she's got a new hat" after Lisa tells them it's just the same Malibu Stacey doll
Crude drawing of a silhouette of a dog - maybe a deer? I'm not sure what I was going for Registered as a nonagon with 2% regularity
Chicago White Sox are .500 (21-21 (11-9 at home))
tracymorgan Thank vou for all vour concern! I'm doing ok now and doctors say it was food poisoning. Appreciate my MSG family for taking such good care of me and I need to shout out the crew that had to clean that up. Appreciate you! More importantly, the Knicks are now 1-0 when I throw up on the court so mavbe I'1I have to break it out again the playoffs #goknicks
Homer Simpson: ooh, here we go
villanova crying piccolo girl
SpongeBob "how many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?" meme
Screenshot of Wikipedia page for list of Dallas Cowboys first round draft picks. Shows they selected Tyler Smith (2022), Mazi Smith (2023), Tyler Guyton (2024) and Tyler Booker (2025)
inquiry—he may have violated this provision. Section 320, Canon 3.D.3, of the Judicial Conference's Code of Conduct for Judicial Employees provides that a current or former judicial employee "should never disclose any confidential information received in the course of official duties except as required in the performance of such duties." That Code doesn't apply to "employees of the United States Supreme Court," id. § 310.10(a), but it's widely known that the Court has adopted similar rules that do.
I don't agree with his "nuking crime" policy
Kash patel crashing the mens USA hockey locker room and chugging a beer bottle
Zoidberg: let's buy Internet stock. On margin! Zoidbee wanna buy on margin
Taco bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
Simpsons screenshot. Milhouse, Martin and Nelson chanting "Knoxville!"
Margaret Atwood tweet: the handmaids tale comes to life in Alabama. Women must need the warning| Zoe Williams @Modbrat: I think you and I were watching different shows ... @ohnoshetwitnt: she literally wrote the book, chad
Closeup photo of monarch butterfly resting on a dandelion
homer simpson (arms crossed) and lisa lisa: now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to my room
Screenshot of acyn post of Vance at press conference saying there's no agreement with Iran and they're leaving Immediately below is screenshot of aaron rupar post of trump entering a UFC fight referencing failed negotiations
If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
Pinch me mr. Ho
Same greg abbott tweet but with giant can of coors light and "choose chill" added to it
star wars rise of skywalker. somehow jesus returned
Brown/white rabbit photographed from behind. Rabbits head is nestled into a hedge. their rear end and fluffy white tail is sticking out of the hedge.
Adam silver meme get ready to learn defenestration buddy
Airbud referee reading rulebook scene: "He's right. Ain't no rule that says the attorney general has to be a lawyer"