J D Lesemajeste

@basculelock.bsky.social

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I've been laughing a lot lately.

A carbide bit with a chunk taken out of the tip.
I am enlarging a spindlehole in a night drop safe. The hardplate is made out of Relsom, that's steel impregnated with carbide flakes. I'm using a Strongarm carbide bit but it'll eat them up. I have diamond-flake bits on the way which will also be a bunch of boring drilling if it comes to that.
This is an expensive Tungsten Carbide tipped drill bit that was ruined, the tip is highly worn down such that the tip is almost a smothed down semicircle. There are gouges on the side where the vault material ate away the drillbit.
there is a white work van slash minvan in a parkibg lot and it appears to be swarming with bees
tangled phone cord.
an extremely tangled phone cord
Here is an image of the old promotional standies of Star Fox showing they all have the *same model* of robotic lower legs.
This is a cover of Nintendo Power magazine depicting Star Fox and his team and it shows their cybernetic lower legs below (and maybe above) the knee.
This is a video by an artist where it depicts an ape performing actions and then it rapidly cuts to a person doing the same actions. It is all lined up in such a way that the bodies line up perfectly and the eyes match up and so on. F example, the ape is spinning and it cuts rapidly to the human who is also spinning and the silhouettes match up almost perfectly. It is quite striking and very good.
fukkin google maps directions says "use the 2nt from the left lane to..." and it fucking trails off. the left lane to what google? what an absolute failure by collosal idiots.
this is a comment where someone said "speeding naturally forces your body to pay more attention to the road lol."
this is a picture of a 2022 ford f150 trip odometer which reads 0. i drove quite a way, from ballentyne to lancaster and reset it before i left. i hate it a lot.
This is Google Maps telling me to take 4 right turns instead of turning right.
2 different screw extractors which are broken.
In the ER exam room. i have a bloodpressure cuff, oximeter, ekg, and an iv full of fluids. dizzy from the ativan. BP at 146 over 72 so that's a huge improvement.
This is the cover to the manual of Private Eye Dol. It has excellent design, it features the silhouette of the main character, a pop idol cloned 5 times in lighter shades of pink over a yellow background. It evokes those cool anime openings like Lupin or Cowboy Beboy. The game is able to delivery on the style.
2 wires running through a conduit. There is a zip tie on the conduit and outside thr condiit someone placrd zip ties every inch. again, theres onlu 2 wires going through a conduit.
this is a picture of 2 screws that have been completely stripped on both sides.
It is a zip tie pulled as tight as possible on a wire. It is not securing anything and is doing nothing but cutting into the insulation.
It's the picture of the Trump - Mamdani meeting. On the top it says "top text" and on the bottom it says "bottom text" because it is a meme.
It is a sign instructing the non-humans of ice and boarder patrol that they can not come in and kidnap people out of my favorite store.
blue steel girders in a pharmacy canopy, high above the demanding masses. light pours in from below.
10 stories above hospital construction, my friend is there, i am visiting, below is a piece of plywood that says HOLE. i assume it is covering a hole.
It is a conduit access panel that has been halfway covered in a concrete curb, rendering the access panel impossible to use.
I regret I must convey this information to you but this is a screenshot of an article titled "Pyramid schemes are eating American Capitalism" and it's funny to me as a Communist. I have to stop laughing long enough to read the article.
All that remains of this cemetary is indentations in the ground and stones arranged in rows. It is the St. Lloyd Presbyterian Church Cemetary, by the way. I'm watching people let their dogs shit here.
it is hot and humid out. there is spraypaint on the sidewalk at the corner of a building. "a dotted circle. EXIST. R/W" the radiation of the sun warms the concrete.
a photo of, to the left, the light death of cherenkov, to the right, the light death of cherenkov, in the center is burned dark death, a doom fall
From top to bottom, horizontal flood of grays blacks and whites, growing from right to left, scrapes by a post holding up the concrete sky. A flurry of mishapen electrons on monochrome.
From top to bottom, horizontal flood of grays blacks and whites, growing from right to left, scrapes by a post holding up the concrete sky. A flurry of mishapen electrons on monochrome.
it is a photograph of a red blur. it brightens from left to right. within its depths a light punctures, the red has a depth of approximately 18 feet. the gradient is not clear, it is murred and strappled. the red is not from blood. the red is artificial.
this is a clear picture of many small reduction gears which are used in clocks.