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@bashpanda.bsky.social

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Red panda. InfoSec nerd. Might be 30s I break things DIY, dogs, outdoors, computers, dogs, and much much more and dogs. Inquire within, some restrictions apply, no purchase necessary. Not suitable for most audiences T[.]me/bashablepanda

OH MY GOD I MADE WAYYY TOO MUCH SOMEONE COME HELP ME PLEASE THIS IS A LITERAL CRY FOR HELP I HAVE TOO MUCH FRIED RICE

Red Pandas aren't responsible for literally anything.
Some hosts that use Red Panda report symptoms like weak knees, sweaty palms, and mom's spaghetti.
If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours contact your side piece. Or a doctor. Just like... as a general rule.
Ensure you remain hydrated when inviting a Red Panda to your function, also as a general rule, but your red panda may become aggressive and attempt to force you drink water should you become dehydrated.

Inviting a red panda to your function is not a replacement for genuine friendly interaction, and shouldn't be treated as such. in the event you feel you're lacking friendship or genuine conversation, try using Red Panda more chronically.
in some cases Red panda can cause acute usage of the word "Dog", increased Tiki drink consumption, and a craving for peach flavored things, especially peach tree. These symptoms are normal and should subsided soon after.

Always consult your doctor before using Red Panda. Or don't. I'm not your real dad as far as you can prove.

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What could have once been considered a helpful tool for time keeping and reminders known as a calendar, now reduced to a pit of despair and anxiety.